Editing Excess Express

[[File:PMTTYD NS Excess Express.png|thumb|250px|The Excess Express at the Rogueport Station]]
{{quote|I know it won't be easy. But one day, I'm going to ride this Excess Express!|Laki|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door}}
The '''Excess Express''' is a luxurious train boarded by [[Mario]] and his partners on their way to [[Poshley Heights]] in [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door#Chapter 6: 3 Days of Excess|Chapter 6: Days of Excess]] of the game ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. It can be found in [[Rogueport|Rogueport's]] West Side, next to the [[Blimp|blimp]] that takes Mario to [[Glitzville]]. It departs from Rogueport Station and stops at [[Riverside Station]] before arriving in Poshley Heights at the Poshley Heights Station.  Conversely, it can depart from Poshley Heights, stop at Riverside Station, and arrive back in Rogueport on a return trip. The initial trip takes three days, though it only takes one day in subsequent departures, with Mario being able to sleep for the entirety of the ride. The train consists of a locomotive, three passenger cars, a dining car, and a baggage car.

The Excess Express may have taken inspiration from the Orient Express from the English detective novel ''{{wp|Murder on the Orient Express}}''. Similar to the story in the book, Chapter 6 of ''The Thousand-Year Door'' involves a crime being committed on a train and several of the passengers being suspects. Both casts of characters include a detective (Pennington, who resembles {{wp|Hercule Poirot}} from the novel) and a celebrity ([[Zip Toad]], who loosely references Linda Arden from the novel).

==History==
[[File:Pennington on Excess Express TTYD.png|thumb|left|250px|Pennington inside a passenger car]]
The Excess Express is featured in a [[Rogueport Direct Mail Service|RDM]] article, which says that the Excess Express staff tackled a [[Laki]], a train-obsessed [[Lakitu]], who was in a staff-only area. This incident made the train late for the first time in ten years, though the staff allowed him to leave with just a warning.

[[File:PMTTYD Excess Express Dining Car.png|thumb|250px|Dining Room]]
After returning to [[Rogueport]] from [[Keelhaul Key]], the [[Magical Map]] leads [[Mario]] and his [[partner]]s to the [[Poshley Sanctum]] in [[Poshley Heights]], where the [[Garnet Star]] is located. Like [[Glitzville]], Mario needs a ticket to get to the Excess Express, which [[Professor Frankly]] says is the only way to reach Poshley Sanctum. After doing [[Don Pianta]]'s cronies ([[Tony (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Tony]] and [[Vinny]]) a favor (finding Don's [[Francesca|daughter]] and her [[Frankie|boyfriend]]), the Don gives Mario an [[Train Ticket|Excess Express Ticket]]. While on the way to the station, [[Beldam]] spied on Mario and his party, revealing herself and thanking Mario's partner for saying that the next star is in Poshley Heights. Knowing they must reach the star before the [[Three Shadows]] do, Mario and his partners head for the station.

[[File:PMTTYD Excess Express Engineer.png|thumb|left|250px|Locomotive]]
During the three-day train ride, many unfortunate events happen, forging the premise of a [[wikipedia:whodunit|whodunit]] novel or film and hindering Mario and his partner by keeping them from getting the [[Garnet Star|sixth Crystal Star]]. First, [[Heff T.]] steals [[Chef Shimi]]'s [[Galley Pot|stew]], causing an upset. Next, [[Doopliss]], disguised as [[Zip Toad]], steals the [[businessman]]'s [[briefcase]] containing [[Nitro Honey Syrup]] and [[Vital Paper]], the [[Excess Express waitress|waitress]]'s [[Shell Earrings]], and [[Toodles]]' [[Gold Ring (item)|Gold Ring]]. At the behest of Beldam, he planned to mix the things he stole together to bomb the train, resulting in what he described as a "sticky, yummy explosion" in the threatening letter he left in Mario's cabin. Mario and his partners enlist the help of [[Pennington]] to foil his diabolical plans, and in doing so, returned the stolen items to their rightful owners.
[[File:PMTTYD Excess Express.png|thumb|250px|]]
A third mystery, a missing [[Blanket|blanket]], leads to Mario meeting [[Ghost T.]] after using [[Vivian]]'s [[Veil]] ability in Cabin 004. The mystery begins with the [[Excess Express conductor]] realizing a blanket has gone missing, leaving him to believe there is a passengers without a ticket on the train. Mario has to retrieve Ghost T.'s [[Ragged Diary|diary]] for the ghost to agree to return the blanket. If Mario opens the diary, he will be warned three times not to read it. If he ignores all three warnings, he will be only allowed to read the first three lines before Ghost T. appears, causing the screen to spin around in the original version or turn static in the [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)|remake]]. In both cases, an instant [[Game Over]] occurs.

The final mystery occurs on Day 2. After the Three Shadows' sticky bomb plan was foiled, they ordered a horde of [[Smorg]]s at [[Riverside Station]] to guard the station's drawbridge switch to keep the bridge lifted and prevent the train from progressing any further. After Mario ventures inside the station, he fends off the horde and lowers the drawbridge, allowing the train to continue on its journey; however, during this time, the Smorgs secretly invade the train. The next morning, the horde attacks the train and kidnaps all the passengers and staff onboard, with the exception of Ghost T., the [[Excess Express engineer]], and the red [[Toad (species)|Toad]] who runs the [[Sales Stall]], though the Toad is knocked unconscious. Whereas the [[Excess Express waitress]] and [[Excess Express conductor]] are held captive in the baggage car, the others have been absorbed into the horde of Smorgs. Mario must use his [[Hammer#Paper_Mario:_The_Thousand-Year_Door|Hammer]] to navigate through the Smorgs and fight them atop the locomotive. This is the [[Unrevisitable area#Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|only time]] the train's rooftops can be accessed. Eventually, Mario and his partners defeat the Smorgs, freeing the passengers and saving the Excess Express, which soon arrives in Poshley Heights.

Mario acquires the Garnet Star, which was hidden in a secret area of the [[Poshley Sanctum]], they ride the train back to Rogueport. With the train ticket permanently in his inventory, Mario and his partners can board the Excess Express any time after Chapter 6 to travel from Rogueport to Poshley Heights and vice versa; however, Mario can no longer access the baggage car outside of glitches. Later in the game, Mario receives [[Mailbox SP|emails]] from characters on the train, including the real [[Mailbox SP#The Real Zip Toad: ! (GameCube) / Zip Toad (verified): What's up! (Switch)|Zip Toad]] and [[Mailbox SP#Ghost T.: Hellooooooo|Ghost T.]]

==Inhabitants==
[[File:Jr troopa cameo.png|thumb|250px|Jr. Troopa flying in the background of Zip Toad's photograph]]
Below is a list of the occupants of the eight cabins of the Excess Express. With the exception of Mario, Ghost T., and Heff T., all occupants are replaced by various traveling [[Toad (species)|Toad]]s, [[Koopa (species)|Koopa Troopas]], and [[Goomba]]s after Chapter 6. The staff on the train does not change after Chapter 6. [[Jr. Troopa]] can be seen in the background of a photograph Zip Toad sends Mario via [[Mailbox SP|email]], though the player cannot interact with him and it does not appear that he is actually a passenger on the train.

===Main story===
*Cabin 001: [[Doopliss]] (disguised as [[Zip Toad]])
*Cabin 002: [[Toodles]] 
*Cabin 003: [[Heff T.]]
*Cabin 004: [[Ghost T.]]
*Cabin 005: [[Mario]] and his partners
*Cabin 006: [[Pennington]] 
*Cabin 007: [[Businessman]]
*Cabin 008: [[Goldbob]], [[Sylvia (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Sylvia]], and [[Bub]]
*[[Excess Express conductor]]
*[[Excess Express engineer]]
*[[Chef Shimi]]
*[[Excess Express waitress]]
*Red Toad who runs the [[Sales Stall]]

===After Chapter 6===
Following Chapter 6, all passengers are replaced with a selection of random travelers. The backslashes indicate the potential individuals or groups that occupy the cabins following the main story, and the "X" followed by a number indicates that a passenger has more than one conversation; the individual passenger can only display one conversation per ride. A Yoshi can appear as one of the randomly selected passengers in the dining car, the only Yoshi in the game other than Mario's partner [[Yoshi Kid]] and the many Yoshis that run across the screen in his [[Stampede (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Stampede]] attack.

*Cabin 001: Blue Toad, orange female Toad or red female Toad / chartreuse child Toad or light blue child Toad
*Cabin 002: Purple female Toad, green Toad, blue Toad, Koopa Troopa or Goomba
*Cabin 003: [[Heff T.]]
*Cabin 004: [[Ghost T.]]
*Cabin 005: [[Mario]] and his partners
*Cabin 006: Blue Toad or green Toad
*Cabin 007: Orange female Toad, light blue child Toad (X2) or chartreuse child Toad
*Cabin 008: Red Toad or Koopa Troopa / red child Toad or green child Toad
*Dining car: Random combination of red Toad, red female Toad, blue Toad, green Toad, green child Toad, purple female Toad, chartreuse child Toad, Koopa Troopa, Goomba, Yoshi, or [[Lakitu]]

==Enemies==
*[[Smorg]] (Chapter 6 Boss)

==Items found==
Additional items are on sale at the [[Sales Stall]] item shop in the dining car.

{| class="wikitable"
!Item
!Location
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Autograph|game=NS}}
|Given by the [[Excess Express engineer|engineer]] while doing [[Bub]]'s favor.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Blanket|game=NS}}
|Given by [[Ghost T.]] after returning the [[Ragged Diary]] to him.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Briefcase|game=NS}}
|Given by [[Doopliss]] as [[Zip Toad]] after he is caught. [[Mario]] later returns it to the [[businessman]].
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Dried Mushroom|game=NS}}
|Left by someone inside a drawer in cabin 005.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Galley Pot|game=NS}}
|Found in [[Heff T.]]'s drawer after following the trail of stew to cabin 003.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|link=Gold Ring (item)|Gold Ring|game=NS}}
|Given by [[Doopliss]] as [[Zip Toad]] after he is caught.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Mushroom|game=NS}} [[File:Nintendo GameCube symbol.svg|15px|link=Nintendo GameCube]]
|Given by the [[Excess Express conductor|conductor]] after returning the [[blanket]] to him.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Ragged Diary|game=NS}}
|Found behind some crates in the baggage room. Accessible using Paper Mode.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Shell Earrings|game=NS}}
|Given by [[Doopliss]] as [[Zip Toad]] after he is caught.
|-
|rowspan=2|{{PMTTYD item|Shine Sprite|game=NS}} (×2)
|Found in cabin 005 
|-
|Given by [[Bub]] after giving the [[autograph]] from [[Excess Express engineer|the engineer]] to him.
|-
|rowspan=5|{{PMTTYD item|link=Star Piece (Paper Mario series)|Star Piece|game=NS}} (×5)
|Found under a panel in front of the gauge in the engineer's room.<ref name="Engine Star Piece" group=note>Only accessible while traveling to Poshley Heights.</ref>
|-
|Found under a panel in the southwest corner in cabin 004.
|-
|Given by [[Chef Shimi]] after returning the [[Galley Pot]].
|-
|Given by the [[Excess Express waitress|waitress]] after returning her [[Shell Earrings]].
|-
|Found in a drawer in cabin 008.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Super Mushroom|game=NS}} [[File:Nintendo Switch Logo.svg|15px|link=Nintendo Switch]]
|Given by the [[Excess Express conductor|conductor]] after returning the [[blanket]] to him.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Threatening Note|game=NS}}
|Automatically obtained in cabin 005. Is treated as an Important Item in the Nintendo Switch remake.
|-
|{{PMTTYD item|Vital Paper|game=NS}}
|Found in cabin 001 after the [[businessman]]'s things are stolen.
|}

===Footnotes===
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==Profiles==
*'''Tattles'''
**"''This is a passenger car. Orange and brown decor... That actually looks good! the passenger cabins here are numbered 3, 4, and 5, in case you forgot your numbers.''"
**"''This is a passenger car. The green and brown colors actually work here. Wow. There are two passenger cabins here, numbers 1 and 2.''"
**"''This is the dining car. There also seems to be a cute little shop here. Dining and shopping while watching scenery go by... Talk about heavenly...''"
**"''This is a passenger car. The blue and brown interior here is totally chic. The passenger cabins here are numbered 6, 7, and 8. ...But you knew that.''"
**"''This is the engineer's car of the Excess Express. Any kid would LOVE to see this! Look at me, Mario! I'm an engineer! WOOP WOOOOOP! Hey, but driving a train is really nothing to joke about. I totally respect engineers!''"
**"''This is the freight car. Usually, passengers aren't allowed back here. Looks like there are lots of bags here, ready to be unloaded at the next stop.''"
**"''This is the train's roof. Look at that scenery go whipping by! Wowser! ...Look, this is no time for me to be describing stuff! These guys are so ANNOYING! They're flippy and floppy and gross and I HATE them! Let's get rid of them!''"
**"''This is cabin five...which is our cabin! If we need to rest, the bunk in here is super comfy. Train naps are the best.''" (Switch only)

==Names in other languages==
{{foreign names
|Jap=リッチリッチエクスプレス
|JapR=Ricchi Ricchi Ekusupuresu
|JapM=Rich Rich Express
|ChiS=豪华高速列车
|ChiSR=Háohuá Gāosù Lièchē
|ChiSM=Luxury High Speed Train
|ChiT=豪華高速列車
|ChiTR=Háohuá Gāosù Lièchē
|ChiTM=Luxury High Speed Train
|Dut=Biljoenentrein
|DutM=Trillions Train
|Spa=Ricachón Exprés
|SpaM=Tycoon Express
|Fre=Crésus Express
|FreM=Crésus is the French name of "[[wikipedia:Croesus|Croesus]]", a fabulously rich king
|Ger=Glimmer-Liner
|GerM=Like the English term
|Ita=Fasto-Express
|ItaM=Pomp-Express
|Kor=리치리치 익스프레스
|KorR=Richirichi Ikseupeureseu
|KorM=From the Japanese name
}}

==Notes==
*During the events of ''[[Super Paper Mario]]'', [[Francis]] writes about wishing to buy an Excess Express train set.
*The Excess Express has the most music tracks in the game, with there being a total of eight (one each for day, dusk, and night, one as the track for [[Pennington]], one as the music played for [[Ghost T.]], one for [[Riverside Station]], the music played when the Smorgs attack the train, and one more if counting the lack of music for the baggage car).
*On Day 3 of the Excess Express, the player will get an email in the dining car in the Japanese version. In the international versions, the player will get this email to the right of Mario's room.
*In the [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)|Switch remake]], pictures of the [[K64]] train can be seen on the walls, suggesting that engine used to operate on the Excess Express's line before the current train was built.
*According to passengers, the train serves mushroom dishes.

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