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[[Image:Dry_dry_desert.PNG|frame|right|One of the many areas containing a secret block in ''Dry Dry Desert''.]]
{{location infobox
|image=[[File:Koloradocamp.png|256px]]<br>[[Kolorado|Professor Kolorado's]] camp site in Dry Dry Desert.
|inhabitants=[[Bandit]]s, [[Pokey]]s, [[Tweester|whirlwind]]s
|first_appearance=''[[Paper Mario]]'' ([[List of games by date#2000|2000]])
|greater_location=[[Mushroom Kingdom]]
}}
'''Dry Dry Desert''' is a vast, hot desert in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. It appears as a major location in the second chapter of ''[[Paper Mario]]''. [[Mario]] gets there by using the [[Dry Dry Railroad]] and climbing [[Mt. Rugged]] in Chapter 2. Mario can find [[Kolorado]] and his research team in the first area he enters. After exploring the desert a bit, Mario and his team visit the desert town of [[Dry Dry Outpost]]. After talking to [[Moustafa]] and receiving the [[Pulse Stone]], Mario must search the hot desert to find [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Ruins]]. Many side-quests, badges and items are available in this large desert.


In ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'', the green [[Ratooey]] [[Lumpy]] visits Dry Dry Desert to strike it rich by digging for oil. Mario can read about Lumpy's visit to the desert in his diary once he returns to [[Rogueport]].
''This article is about the location in ''Paper Mario''. For information about the race course, see the article'' [[Dry Dry Desert (course)]].
==Layout==
The desert is a 7x7 grid of smaller areas, or 49 panels, with a straight road running through the middle of it. The Mt. Rugged exit is on the west (D1), while Dry Dry Outpost is on the east (D7). The oasis (F7) can be found two screens south of the screen just before Dry Dry Outpost, which is all the way to the east.


==Characters==
'''Dry Dry Desert''' is a vast hot desert in ''[[Paper Mario]]''. [[Mario]] must get here using the [[Dry Dry Railroad]]. Mario can find [[Kolorado]] and his research team in the first area he enters.
{{main|List of unnamed NPCs in Paper Mario by location (A–S)#Dry Dry Desert}}
*[[Kolorado]] (D1)
*[[Kolorado]]'s assistants (D1)
*[[Nomadimouse (character)|Nomadimouse]] (D5)


==Enemies==
After exploring the desert a bit, they visit the desert town of [[Dry Dry Outpost]]. After talking to [[Moustafa]] and receiving the [[Pulse Stone]], Mario must search the hot desert to find [[Dry Dry Ruins]]. Many side-quests, badges, and items are available in this large desert. The desert is a 7x7 grid of smaller areas, or 49 panels.  
:''For [[List of enemy formations in Paper Mario|enemy formations]] in Dry Dry Desert, see [[List of enemy formations in Paper Mario#Dry Dry Desert|here]].''
<gallery widths="100px"heights="80px">
BanditRed PM.png|[[Bandit]]
PokeyPM.png|[[Pokey]]
PM Tweester Sprite.png|[[Tweester|Whirlwind]] (area hazard, cannot be fought)
</gallery>
If Mario gets caught by a whirlwind, it will deposit him one screen north and one screen east of his location.


==Items==
The green [[Ratooey]] named [[Lumpy]] at the docks in [[Rogueport]] in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door]]'' came here to strike it rich by finding oil. Although Dry Dry desert is not accessible, Mario can ask to read his journal entries anytime after Lumpy returns.
In addition to the items listed below, others such as [[Dried Fruit]]s may be dropped by enemies.
{{RPG item locations
|item1=[[Attack FX C]]
|image1=[[File:Attack FX C Badge.png]]
|location1=In an invisible block above the stone in scene G2.
|item2=[[Spin Attack (Badge)|Spin Attack]]
|image2=[[File:Spin Attack Badge.png]]
|location2=On a big stone at scene E6, get it with the help from the tornado at F5 (2 screens south of [[Nomadimouse (character)|Nomadimouse]], obtainable via the whirlwind in area with blue cacti).
|item3=[[Stop Watch]]
|image3={{PM item|Stop Watch|text=}}
|location3=On a block at scene E6 (requires Kooper or Tornado Jump).
|item4=[[Tasty Tonic]]
|image4={{PM item|Tasty Tonic|text=}}
|location4=Behind a bush at the southeastern corner of scene F6.
|item5=[[Lemon]]
|image5={{PM item|Lemon|text=}}
|location5=<font color=green>Endlessly harvestable from the west tree in the oasis (F7)</font> - can be given to [[Moustafa]] in [[Dry Dry Outpost]] to get a hint about progressing (non-mandatory).
|item6=[[Lime]]
|image6={{PM item|Lime|text=}}
|location6=<font color=green>Endlessly harvestable from the east tree in the oasis (F7).</font>
|item7=[[Life Mushroom (Paper Mario series)|Life Shroom]]
|image7={{PM item|Life Shroom|link=Life Mushroom (Paper Mario series)|text=}}
|location7=In the hidden block above the visible ? block at scene E7.
|item8=[[Letter]]
|image8=[[File:PM Letter Sprite.png]]
|location8=<nowiki/>
*In the most southeastern tree at the final scene (D7).
*In the tree at the first scene (D1). Obtainable after [[Kolorado]] removes his camp.
|item9=[[Fire Flower]]
|image9={{PM item|Fire Flower|text=}}
|location9=<nowiki/>
*Behind the northeast cactus at scene A6.
*In the question block at the center of scene C3.
|item10=[[Honey Syrup]]
|image10={{PM item|Honey Syrup|text=}}
|location10=In the east question block at scene B5.
|item11=[[Runaway Pay]]
|image11=[[File:Runaway Pay Badge.png]]
|location11=In a hidden block between the three trees at scene C5.
|item12=[[Star Piece (Paper Mario series)|Star Piece]]
|image12=[[File:PM StarPiece.gif]]
|location12=<nowiki/>
*Given by Kolorado at his camp when delivering his letter.
*Given by the Nomadimouse at scene D5 after giving him a letter from Dry Dry Outpost.
*Given by Kolorado in exchange for the [[Artifact]] found in [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Ruins]].
*Under a hidden panel near the stone cactus in the most center scene (D4).
|item13=[[Fright Mask|Fright Jar]]
|image13={{PM item|Fright Jar|link=Fright Mask|text=}}
|location13=In the west ? block at scene A1.
|item14=[[Thunder Rage]]
|image14={{PM item|Thunder Rage|text=}}
|location14=In a hidden block above the east stone at scene B1.
|item15=[[Mushroom]]
|image15={{PM item|Mushroom|text=}}
|location15=In the ? block that appears after hitting the block 1 time (C1).
|item16=[[Super Mushroom|Super Shroom]]
|image16={{PM item|Super Shroom|text=}}
|location16=In the ? block that appears after hitting the block 10 times (C1).
|item17=[[Ultra Mushroom|Ultra Shroom]]
|image17={{PM item|Ultra Shroom|text=}}
|location17=In the ? block that appears after hitting the block 100 times (C1).
|item18=[[Maple Super]]
|image18={{PM item|Maple Super|text=}}
|location18=Given by the [[Trading Event Toad]] at scene A3 when participating in the second contest.
}}


Additionally, there are four [[List of hidden blocks in Paper Mario|Hidden ? blocks]]:
==Enemies Found==
*Bandit
*Pokey


{{RPG item locations
==Area Tattles==
|item1=[[File:Attack FX C Badge.png]]<br>[[Attack FX C]] Badge
This section is organized tile-style with A1 being the top left and G7 being bottom right. Alphabets are horizontal and numbers are vertical.
|image1=[[File:PMHiddenBlock4.png|250px]]
|location1=In the area one screen east and three south from Kolorado's camp, the hidden ? Block is above the lone rock.
* (A1) So hot... I feel dizzy... Where are we going again? Who are you, anyway?
|item2={{PM item|Life Shroom|link=Life Mushroom (Paper Mario series)}}
|image2=[[File:PMHiddenBlock6.png|250px]]
|location2=In the area one screen north of the oasis, the hidden ? Block is above the ? Block on the ground.
|item3=[[File:Runaway Pay Badge.png]]<br>[[Runaway Pay]] Badge
|image3=[[File:PMHiddenBlock5.png|250px]]
|location3=In the area one screen north and four east from Kolorado's camp, the hidden ? Block is in the center of the triangle of trees.
|item4={{PM item|Thunder Rage}}
|image4=[[File:PMHiddenBlock3.png|250px]]
|location4=In the area two screens north of [[Kolorado]]'s camp, the hidden ? Block is above the easternmost rock.
}}


==Profiles and statistics==
* (A2) So...very...hot! Anyone smell roasting Goomba? Must...concentrate... Many dangers in the desert... Keep eyes open...
*'''In-game map descriptions:'''
**''Like the name says, it's dry. Really dry. They say that the Dry Dry Ruins are somewhere around here.''
**''Like the name says, it's dry. Dry Dry Ruins were found here.''
===Area tattles===
[[File:Dry_dry_desert_map.png|thumb|230px|An overview map of Dry Dry Desert showing all 49 areas]]
This section is organized tile-style with A1 being the northwestern corner and G7 being the southeastern corner. Alphabetical characters run north-south and numbers run west-east.
*'''A1:''' ''So hot... I feel dizzy... Where are we going again? Who are you, anyway?''
*'''A2:''' ''So...very...hot! Anyone smell roasting Goomba? Must...concentrate... Many dangers in the desert... Keep eyes open...''
*'''A3:''' ''We're going to get lost... This desert seems endless.''
*'''A3 (after the Dry Dry Ruins rise out):''' ''It's Dry Dry Ruins. Weren't you totally blown away when it rose out of the sand? That was awesome! I wish we could make it happen again!''
*'''A4:''' ''Dry Dry Desert never ends. How big is it, anyway? I'm beat. My feet hurt. This sand feels like it's a thousand degrees.''
*'''A5:''' ''You know what I just realized? I hate the desert! Yup! Sand gets in my eyes so I can't see. I feel like I've eaten a couple pounds of sand, and my feet itch. I'm freaking out here!''
*'''A6:''' ''Ah, yes! Some more sand and some more cacti! How do you stand such a boring landscape? Look, when I signed on for this adventure, I was under the impression that there would be no boredom involved.''
*'''A7:''' ''It's scorching, Mario! I'm turning to charcoal!''
*'''B1:''' ''I feel dazed... So thirsty... The cacti seem to be moving...''
*'''B2:''' ''You know what? Traveling in the desert is really hard. Just moving my feet in the sand is exhausting. I feel like I'm stuck in quicksand. Are we even getting anywhere?''
*'''B3:''' ''Hey, Mario! Did you know that... cacti save water inside? That's the only way they can survive out here.''
*'''B4:''' ''Does it ever rain in a desert like this? I seriously doubt it.''
*'''B5:''' ''If there's too little rain, the cacti will dry up. Did you know that?''
*'''B6:''' ''So blue...the desert sky... They ought to call it... "Big Ol' Super Blue Sky"! I think I'm delirious. It's so hot out here, I can't think straight.''
*'''B7:''' ''This looks almost exactly the same as everywhere else. Fine, so there are a few trees growing here. Big deal! I still hate this place!''
*'''C1:''' ''It's hot. The desert is hot. I can't imagine that people would actually choose to live in a place like this. Don't they get hot? I guess some like it hot...''
*'''C2:''' ''I'm spent, Mario. No shade, no water, no nothing. I hate this place.''
*'''C3:''' ''All this blowing sand would cover up most paths. I don't even know which direction we're moving. If we find that big path again, let's stick to it so we don't get lost again.''
*'''C4:''' ''Is there nothing here but sand, rocks and cacti? I guess we should be happy that we're not in a sandstorm. I did see a whirlwind, though.''
*'''C5:''' ''Mario... I'm so tired... If we find a shady tree, let's take a rest for a while...''
*'''C6:''' ''How do trees grow here? When we find a big one, let's take a rest for a while. You wouldn't think that anything could grow around here. These must be a hardy kind of tree, huh?''
*'''C7:''' ''We should be near Dry Dry Outpost. Boy, after the endless sands of this desert, it'll be nice to put our feet up in a town for a while.''
*'''D1:''' ''Kolorado is searching out mysteries, as usual. He seems to be looking for ruins here.''
*'''D1 (after Kolorado leaves):''' ''Here... I remember this spot. It's where that explorer, Kolorado, used to have his base camp set up. Do you think he found what he was looking for?''
*'''D2:''' ''As long as we stick to the path, it's easy to go from Mt. Rugged to Dry Dry Outpost without getting lost. Since so many people use this path, the desert sands can't cover it up.''
*'''D3:''' ''Traveling through places like this desert really makes you appreciate water. I'm pretty thirsty right now. Aren't you, Mario?''
*'''D4:''' ''In an area like this, it's tough to find things that can serve as landmarks. But that rock in the shape of a cactus is a pretty good one.''
*'''D5:''' ''Just putting one foot in front of another is hard here. Whenever I take a break, I feel like I don't want to move again.''
*'''D6:''' ''Ah, a couple of trees are growing here. It might just be my imagination, but the air feels a bit cooler right here.''
*'''D7:''' ''Just east of here is the desert town, Dry Dry Outpost. We'd better remember how to get back here.''
*'''E1:''' ''The desert is filled with bandits who love to steal coins from travelers.''
*'''E2:''' ''More rocks and sand! It'd be really easy to get lost around here.''
*'''E3:''' ''Wow! There's a whole lot of nothing around here. Any idea which direction we should take, Mario?''
*'''E4:''' ''You know, it's smart to take a nap when it gets too hot. That reminds me of something my mom used to say: "Take a nap, will you!"''
*'''E5:''' ''Look, it's unbearably hot out. I'm getting pretty fed up with it, if you want to know the truth... Isn't there somewhere we can stop for a rest?''
*'''E6:''' ''Look at that rocky plateau. It looks like it's too high to climb, but I can almost see something good up there...''
*'''E7:''' ''Look! Look, Mario! There's actually some grass growing around here!''
*'''F1:''' ''You know, there sure are a lot of rocks in the desert. Before I came here, I thought there was just sand. But there are rocks, too. Whoopee.''
*'''F2:''' ''Cacti also have flowers, did you know that? I haven't seen any, though... Do people eat cacti?''
*'''F3:''' ''The desert wind constantly builds up and tears down the sand dunes. They say it constantly changes, but it pretty much looks the same to me all the time.''
*'''F4:''' ''There are big cacti around here.''
*'''F5:''' ''Hey, Mario? Are you thirsty at all? I'm parched. Really thirsty. Totally dried up. Wait a minute... My mouth is really dry! Maybe that's why they call it Dry Dry Desert!''
*'''F6:''' ''Look! Look, Mario! There's actually some grass growing around here!''
*'''F7:''' ''Oh...thank heavens! At last, we've found an oasis! It's not a mirage, is it? The trees are so green! The water, so blue! Hurray!''
*'''G1:''' ''So hot...so very, very hot... This desert trip... I can't take it anymore! Hey, Mario, let's find some shade and relax for a while, huh?''
*'''G2:''' ''If we get lost in the desert, we'll dry up and turn into mummies. How about it? Let's rest by that small rock. Maybe there's something unusual about that rock...''
*'''G3:''' ''Mario, aren't you hungry? How about thirsty? Tired? I'm all of those things.''
*'''G4:''' ''W... Water... Must have water... I'm so thirsty I could bite a cactus...''
*'''G5:''' ''Do you think there are any other mysteries in this desert besides the ruins? It'd be nice if we stumbled upon some treasure or something.''
*'''G6:''' ''No matter where we go, all I see is sand. That's what this is like. A sea of sand.''
*'''G7:''' ''We're lucky we have hats on. We'd probably have come down with sunstroke by now if we hadn't had our hats.''
*'''Edge of Mt. Rugged, technically a part of Dry Dry Desert:''' ''This is the gateway between Mt. Rugged and Dry Dry Desert. If we head due east from here, we'll eventually reach the town called Dry Dry Outpost.''


==Gallery==
* (A3) We're going to get lost... This desert seems endless.
<gallery>
Paper Mario Kooper Ecstatic.png|[[Kooper]] talking to [[Kolorado]] in the west of Dry Dry Desert.
PM Star Piece DryDryDesert.png|The Star Piece at the center of Dry Dry Desert.
PM Star Piece Nomadimouse.png|Mario receives a Star Piece from the [[Nomadimouse (character)|Nomadimouse]].
PM Super Block DryDryDesert.png|The [[Super Block]] in the oasis to the south of the east exit.
Dry Dry Desert PM.png|One of the many areas containing secret blocks.
PM Artifact Giveaway.png|Mario prepares to hand over the [[Artifact]] to Kolorado.
Letter in Dry Dry Desert PM.png|Mario finds a [[Letter]].
Letter Eastern Dry Dry Desert.png|Mario finds another letter.
</gallery>
{{PM map}}


==Names in other languages==
* (A4) Dry Dry Desert never ends. How big is it, anyway? I'm beat. My feet hurt. This sand feels like it's a thousand degrees.
{{foreign names
|Jap=カラカラさばく
|JapR=Karakara Sabaku
|JapM=Dry Dry Desert; shared with [[N64 Kalimari Desert|Kalimari Desert]]
|Dut=Zinderende Zandvlakte
|DutM=Sizzling Sand Plains <small>(Mentioned by [[Lumpy|Petrov]] in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''; same as [[GCN Dry Dry Desert|Dry Dry Desert]] from ''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]'' in ''[[Mario Kart 8]]'')</small>
|Spa=Desierto Seco-Seco
|SpaM=Dry Dry Desert
|Fre=Désert Sec Sec
|FreM=Dry Dry Desert
|Ger=Staubtrockene Wüste
|GerM=Dust-dry Desert
|Ita=Deserto Secco Secco
|ItaN=''The Thousand-Year Door''
|Ita2=Desertico Deserto
|Ita2N=''The Thousand-Year Door'' remake
|ItaM=Dry Dry Desert
|Ita2M=Deserted Desert; shared with [[GCN Dry Dry Desert]]
|Chi=干旱沙漠
|ChiR=Gānhàn Shāmò
|ChiM=Dry Desert; shared with Kalimari Desert
}}


==Trivia==
* (A5) You know what I just realized? I hate the desert! Yup! Sand gets in my eyes so I can't see. I feel like I've eaten a couple pounds of sand, and my feet itch. I'm freaking out here!
*In the oasis area (F7), the music will change slightly, and the sound of running water may be heard.
 
{{PM}}
* (A6) Ah, yes! Some more sand and some more cacti! How do you stand such a boring landscape? Look, when I signed on for this adventure, I was under the impression that there would be no boredom involved.
[[Category:Deserts]]
 
[[Category:Paper Mario locations]]
* (A7) It's scorching, Mario! I'm turning to charcoal!
[[de:Staubtrockene Wüste]]
 
* (B1) I feel dazed... So thirsty... The cacti seem to be moving...
 
* (B2) You know what? Traveling in the desert is really hard. Just moving my feet in the sand is exhausting. I feel like I'm stuck in quicksand. Are we even getting anywhere?
 
* (B3) Hey, Mario! Did you know that... cacti save water inside? That's the only way they can survive out here.
 
* (B4) Does it ever rain in a desert like this? I seriously doubt it.
 
* (B5) If there's too little rain, the cacti will dry up. Did you know that?
 
* (B6) So blue...the desert sky... They ought to call it... "Big Ol' Super Blue Sky"! I think I'm delirious. It's so hot out here, I can't think straight.
 
* (B7) This looks almost exactly the same as everywhere else. Fine, so there are a few trees growing here. Big deal! I still hate this place!
 
* (C1) It's hot. The desert is hot. I can't imagine that people would actually choose to live in a place like this. Don't they get hot? I guess some like it hot...
 
* (C2) I'm spent, Mario. No shade, no water, no nothing. I hate this place.
 
* (C3) All this blowing sand would cover up most paths. I don't even know which direction we're moving. If we find that big path again, let's stick to it so we don't get lost again.
 
* (C4) Is there nothing here but sand, rocks and cacti? I guess we should be happy that we're not in a sandstorm. I did see a whirlwind, though.
 
* (C5) Mario... I'm so tired... If we find a shady tree, let's take a rest for a while...
 
* (C6) How do trees grow here? When we find a big one, let's take a rest for a while. You wouldn't think that anything could grow around here. These must be a hardy kind of tree, huh?
 
* (C7) We should be near Dry Dry Outpost. Boy, after the endless sands of this desert, it'll be nice to put our feet up in a town for a while.
 
* (D1) Kolorado is searching out mysteries, as usual. He seems to be looking for ruins here.
 
* (D1') Here... I remember this spot. It's where that explorer, Kolorado, used to have his base camp set up. Do you think he found what he was looking for?
 
* (D2) As long as we stick to the path, it's easy to go from Mt. Rugged to Dry Dry Outpost without getting lost. Since so many people use this path, the desert sands can't cover it up.
 
* (D3) Traveling through places like this desert really makes you appreciate water. I'm pretty thirsty right now. Aren't you, Mario?
 
* (D4) In an area like this, it's tough to find things that can serve as landmarks. But that rock in the shape of a cactus is a pretty good one.
 
* (D5) Just putting one foot in front of another is hard here. Whenever I take a break, I feel like I don't want to move again.
 
* (D6) Ah, a couple of trees are growing here. It might just be my imagination, but the air feels a bit cooler right here.
 
* (D7) Just east of here is the desert town, Dry Dry Outpost. We'd better remember how to get back here.
 
* (E1) The desert is filled with bandits who love to steal coins from travelers.
 
* (E2) More rocks and sand! It'd be really easy to get lost around here.
 
* (E3) Wow! There's a whole lot of nothing around here. Any idea which direction we should take, Mario?
 
* (E4) You know, it's smart to take a nap when it gets too hot. That reminds me of something my mom used to say: "Take a nap, will you!"
 
* (E5) Look, it's unbearably hot out. I'm getting pretty fed up with it, if you want to know the truth... Isn't there somewhere we can stop for a rest?
 
* (E6) Look at that rocky plateau. It looks like it's too high to climb, but I can almost see something good up there...
 
* (E7) Look! Look, Mario! There's actually some grass growing around here!
 
* (F1) You know, there sure are a lot of rocks in the desert. Before I came here, I thought there was just sand. But there are rocks, too. Whoopee.
 
* (F2) Cacti also have flowers, did you know that? I haven't seen any, though... Do people eat cacti?
 
* (F3) The desert wind constantly builds up and tears down the sand dunes. They say it constantly changes, but it pretty much looks the same to me all the time.
 
* (F4) There are big cacti around here.
 
* (F5) Hey, Mario? Are you thirsty at all? I'm parched. Really thirsty. Totally dried up. Wait a minute... My mouth is really dry! Maybe that's why they call it Dry Dry Desert!
 
* (F6) Look! Look, Mario! There's actually some grass growing around here!
 
* (F7) Oh...thank heavens! At last, we've found an oasis! It's not a mirage, is it? The trees are so green! The water, so blue! Hurray!
 
* (G1) So hot...so very, very hot... This desert trip... I can't take it anymore! Hey, Mario, let's find some shade and relax for a while, huh?
 
* (G2) If we get lost in the desert, we'll dry up and turn into mummies. How about it? Let's rest by that small rock. Maybe there's something unusual about that rock...
 
* (G3) Mario, aren't you hungry? How about thirsty? Tired? I'm all of those things.
 
* (G4) W... Water... Must have water... I'm so thirsty I could bite a cactus...
 
* (G5) Do you think there are any other mysteries in this desert besides the ruins? It'd be nice if we stumbled upon some treasure or something.
 
* (G6) No matter where we go, all I see is sand. That's what this is like. A sea of sand.
 
* (G7) We're lucky we have hats on. We'd probably have come down with sunstroke by now if we hadn't had our hats.
 
 
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