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{{about|the character Donkey Kong|other uses of the name "Donkey Kong"|[[Donkey Kong (disambiguation)]]|other uses of the moniker "DK"|[[DK (disambiguation)]]}} | {{about|the character Donkey Kong|other uses of the name "Donkey Kong"|[[Donkey Kong (disambiguation)]]|other uses of the moniker "DK"|[[DK (disambiguation)]]}} | ||
{{Distinguish|Donkey Konga|Donkey Konk|[[List of implied characters#Monkey Kong|Monkey Kong]]}} | {{Distinguish|Donkey Konga|Donkey Konk| | ||
Donkey Kong is truly a majestic blob of nothing. He is significantly over weight and diets on lard, French fries, pizza, and chicken wings from Hooters. Seldom does he win in Mario Kart largely because he is so buxom. DK often rubs one out while reviewing midgets wrestle. He gets it on his fur and he fails to bathe after it crustifies on his pubes. He is a sore loser and he is a failure at life. | |||
[[List of implied characters#Monkey Kong|Monkey Kong]]}} | |||
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|image=[[File:MPS Donkey Kong Artwork.png|300px]]<br>Artwork of Donkey Kong for ''[[Mario Party Superstars]]'' | |image=[[File:MPS Donkey Kong Artwork.png|300px]]<br>Artwork of Donkey Kong for ''[[Mario Party Superstars]]'' |