Editing Best Fitness Friends

{{about|the enemy group|the form they take after fusing together|[[Best Fitness Friends (form)]]}}
{{group infobox
|title=Best Fitness Friends
|image=[[File:Best Fitness Friends.png|250px]]
|leader=[[Dieter]]
|members=[[Kaley]]<br>[[Beef]]
|first_appearance=''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey]]'' ([[List of games by date#2018|2018]])
}}
{{quote|'''[[Kaley]]:''' We're here to talk about...<br>'''''[[Beef]]:''' Health!''<br>'''''[[Kaley]]:''' Beauty!''<br>'''''[[Dieter]]:''' And a personal enrichment system known as Perfect You!''<br>'''''[[Beef]]:''' Get bouncy and smooth hair!''<br>'''''[[Kaley]]:''' Teeth that don't fall out!''<br>'''[[Dieter]]:''' Muscles that quiver like whippets!''<br>'''''All:''' That's right, you can have all of these and more when you sign up with... Best Fitness Friends!''|Best Fitness Friends|Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey}}
The '''Best Fitness Friends''' (also known as the '''Brute Force Federation''', '''BFF''' for short) are the main antagonists in the ''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey]]'' side mode, ''[[Bowser Jr.'s Journey]]''. Posing as pharmaceutical reps with a cure for the [[blorbs]], they help [[Fawful]] infiltrate [[Bowser's Castle#Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey|Bowser's Castle]] and aim to take out the [[Koopalings]] to stop them interfering with their own plans.

The trio consists of [[Dieter]], the thin, bespectacled and tie-wearing ranged fighter who throws cards in battle and acts as its leader; [[Kaley]], a short, perky and supplement-addicted bird-like creature who takes the role of their air fighter; and [[Beef]], the aptly-named rotund and silent member of the group that serves as their melee fighter.

The Brute Force Federation was Beef's idea for their name; Kaley had wanted the group name to be the Cutie Coalition.

==History==
[[File:BFFidle.gif|frame|The BFFs' merged monster form.]]
During the events of ''Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey'', the Best Fitness Friends infiltrate Bowser's Castle on Fawful's orders. When inside, they offer to sell the Koopalings [[Skeletone Formula:D]], saying it is a cure for the blorbs (which they then demonstrate on one of the nearby Goombas). However, they then reveal they do not have any more of the formula, and that the Koopalings will need to buy the recipe and make it themselves if they want any more.

This turns out to be a ploy to leave [[Bowser's Castle]] defenseless, as well as provide the Friends with a chance to get rid of [[Bowser Jr.]] and the Koopalings. They do this by secretly following Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings around the kingdom, attempting to dispatch them and steal the ingredients in the process. After seemingly dispatching [[Ludwig]] and scaring [[Iggy]] off a cliff, they reveal their true identity as the "Brute Force Federation".

The trio also reveals that the Skeletone Formula:D has a secret power that they plan to utilize - mind control, which is made possible by mixing the formula with poison from a [[Malodorous Fibbian]] to create [[Malatone Formula:X]]. Said power is then used to brainwash [[Morton]] and turn him against Bowser Jr., with the BFF plotting to eventually infect all of Fawful's army the same way as part of a plan to overthrow Fawful and take control for themselves.

From there on, the BFF encounter Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings a few more times. In one of these, they actually succeed in defeating the group, but are thwarted by [[Captain Goomba (Mario & Luigi series)|Captain Goomba]], [[Captain Boo]], [[Captain Shy Guy (Mario & Luigi series)|Captain Shy Guy]], and [[Captain Koopa Troopa]] before they can dispose of them. They also try and stop them by sending out waves of brainwashed minions.

Eventually, Bowser Jr. and co. track down the group in Bowser's Castle, where they face them in a final battle. After defeating them both individually and as a group, the Best Fitness Friends merge into a giant Malatone-fueled monstrosity with incredible powers. At the start of the battle, it creates dark clones of the [[Koopalings]] to act as its troops. It can [[Fitness Vortex|disable some of Bowser Jr.'s Captain Commands]], and [[Cyclone Breath|temporarily blow some allies away from the battlefield]]. It fights as a Melee type, and its [[Special Skill (Mario & Luigi series)|Special Skill]] is Piercing Projectile in which it fires a massive laser from its mouth that damages all allies at once.

Bowser Jr. and his troops defeat them for good and get back the Skeletone, as well as the castle, in the process.

==Kamek and Koopalings dialog before the final battle==
Each Koopalings along with Kamek has their own unique comment on the clones the BFF creats before the final battle begins that they say if they're the second in command in that stage.

Iggy:Bahahaha! They look like us!
Ludwig:
Larry:
Lemmy: They don't loook so tough, lemme at em!
Wendy: Hey! That's my look, back off!
Roy:
Morton: MORTON CRUSH FAKE MORTON!
Kamek:

==Technology==
*[[Skeletone Formula:D]]
*[[Malatone Formula:X]]

==Profiles==
[[File:BISDX- Dieter Profile.png|180px|thumb|left]]
'''Dieter'''<br>
''The brains of the BFF. He will achieve his goals by any means necessary.''
{{br|left}}

[[File:BISDX- Kaley Profile.png|180px|thumb|left]]
'''Kaley'''<br>
''The professional cutie of the BFF. At least, she usually talks in a cutesy way. But is that how she REALLY is...?''
{{br|left}}

[[File:BISDX- Beef Profile.png|180px|thumb|left]]
'''Beef'''<br>
''The brute force of the BFF. He's silent, but just one attack will leave you reeling.''
{{br|left}}

[[File:BISDX- Best Fitness Friends Profile.png|180px|thumb|left]]
'''Best Fitness Friends'''<br>
''The ultimate BFF form, realized when all members join together and take Malatone Formula:X.''
{{br|left}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
SS Bowser Jr.'s Journey.png|Screenshots from official Japanese website
Bowser Jr.'s Journey Fitness Vortex.png|The Best Fitness Friends using Fitness Vortex in their merged form
</gallery>

==Names in other languages==
===Best Fitness Friends===
{{foreign names
|Jpn={{ruby|SS|エスエス}}カンパニー
|JpnR=Esuesu Kanpanī
|JpnM=SS Company, which means「スーパーサプライヤーカンパニー」("Super Supplier Company")
|Fre=Société VSB
|FreM=Company VSB; VSB is the initials of their slogan ''Vitalité, Santé, Bien-être'' ("Vitality, Health, Well-being") and also the initials of ''Vinny'' ("Dieter"), ''Sandy'' ("Kaley"), and ''Buddy'' ("Beef")
|Ger=B.I.O
|Ita=Squadra BIO
|ItaM=Team BIO
|SpaE=Trío Bio
|SpaEM=Bio Trio
}}

===Brute Force Federation===
{{foreign names
|Jpn={{ruby|SS|しゅんさつ}}カンパニー
|JpnR=Shun-satsu Kanpanī
|JpnM=Instant Kill Company
|Fre=Société Vite et Sans Bavure
|FreM=Quick and Flawless Company
|Ita=Squadra dei Banditi Iper Orridi
|ItaM=Hyper Horrid Bandits Team
|SpaE=Brigada de Intoxicadores Obsesos
|SpaEM=Obsessed Indoctrinatiors/Poisoners Brigade
}}

==Notes==
*Each BFF member's primary color and to a certain extent physical appearance represents one of the three trooper types in the game. Dieter is yellow-denoted, carries cards, and is a Ranged type, Kaley is blue-denoted, a bird-like creature, and a Flying type, and Beef is red-denoted, muscular, and a Melee type.
*According to a ''[[Nintendo DREAM]]'' interview, the Best Fitness Friends are the same species as [[Midbus]], but their relationship with him had soured.<ref>https://nintendoeverything.com/mario-luigi-bowsers-inside-story-dev-on-how-it-approached-the-remake-bowser-jr-s-journey-mode-updating-music-more</ref>

==References==
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[[Category:Enemy groups]]
[[Category:Final bosses]]
[[Category:Bowser Jr.'s Journey enemies]]
[[Category:Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey characters]]
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