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{{italic title|''amiibo tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits''}}
{{italic title|''amiibo tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits''}}
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{{Infobox
|title=amiibo tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits
|title=amiibo tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits
|image=[[File:AmiibotapUSlogo.jpg|200px]]<br>American logo
|image=[[File:AmiibotapUSlogo.jpg|200px]]<br>American logo
|developer=[[Nintendo]]
|developer=[[Nintendo]]
|publisher=Nintendo
|publisher=Nintendo
|release={{flag list|Japan|April 23, 2015<ref>http://www.nintendo.co.jp/amiibo/software/aavj/index.html</ref>|USA|April 30, 2015<ref>http://nintendoeverything.com/amiibo-tap-nintendos-greatest-bits-also-launching-next-week-in-north-america/</ref>|Europe|April 30, 2015<ref>https://twitter.com/nintendoeurope/status/591225253902311424</ref>|Australia|May 1, 2015<ref>https://twitter.com/nintendoaunz/status/591829106267975680</ref>}}
|released={{releasedate|Japan|April 23, 2015<ref>http://www.nintendo.co.jp/amiibo/software/aavj/index.html</ref>|USA|April 30, 2015<ref>http://nintendoeverything.com/amiibo-tap-nintendos-greatest-bits-also-launching-next-week-in-north-america/</ref>|Europe|April 30, 2015<ref>https://twitter.com/nintendoeurope/status/591225253902311424</ref>|Australia|May 1, 2015<ref>https://twitter.com/nintendoaunz/status/591829106267975680</ref>}}
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|genre=Miscellaneous
|genre=Miscellaneous
|modes=Single player
|modes=Single player
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|platforms=[[Wii U]] (Nintendo eShop)
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'''''amiibo tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits''''', known in European language versions as '''''amiibo Touch & Play: Nintendo Classics Highlights''''', is an application for the [[Wii U]] in which players can scan [[amiibo]] to play trial versions of various [[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] and [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]] titles. It was released on the [[Wii U#Nintendo eShop|Nintendo eShop]] as a free download on April 23, 2015 in Japan, on April 30, 2015 in Europe and North America, and on May 1, 2015 in Australia.
'''''amiibo tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits''''', known in Europe and Australia as '''''amiibo Touch & Play: Nintendo Classics Highlights''''', is an application for [[Wii U]] in which players can scan [[amiibo]] to play trial versions of various [[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] and [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]] titles. It was released on the [[Wii U#Nintendo eShop|Nintendo eShop]] as a free download on April 23, 2015 in Japan, on April 30, 2015 in Europe and North America, and on May 1 in Australia.
 
==Gameplay==
==Gameplay==
[[File:Amiibotapmenu.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The game's main menu]]
[[File:Amiibotapmenu.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The game's main menu]]
When the player scans an amiibo using the [[Wii U#Wii U GamePad|Wii U GamePad]]'s {{button|wiiu|NFC}} NFC reader, a specific NES or SNES game is unlocked, each of which allows the player to play three-minute highlights of various points in the game each time they scan the amiibo designated to that game. The player can switch between different scenes by scanning the same amiibo multiple times. Each scene is 180 seconds (three minutes) long. The games assigned to each amiibo are completely random, and are not always based on the amiibo character's series. (For example, scanning a [[Mario]] amiibo may unlock a game unrelated to the [[Super Mario (franchise)|''Super Mario'' franchise]].)
When the player scans an amiibo using the [[Wii U#Wii U GamePad|Wii U GamePad]]'s {{button|wiiu|NFC}} NFC reader, a specific NES or SNES game will be unlocked, each of which allows the player to play three-minute highlights of various points in the game each time they scan the amiibo designated to that game. The player can switch between different scenes by scanning the same amiibo multiple times. Each scene is 180 seconds long. The games assigned to each amiibo are completely random, and are not always based on the amiibo character's series. (For example, scanning a [[Mario]] amiibo may unlock a game unrelated to the [[Mario (franchise)|''Mario'' franchise]].)
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==Playable titles==
===List of ''Super Mario'' games===
{{stub|section=y|''Wario's Woods'' settings}}
[[File:AmiibotapSMB3.jpg|thumb|200px|''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'']]
[[File:AmiibotapSMB3.jpg|thumb|200px|''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'']]
There are 12 ''Super Mario'' games included, with each game having its own number of scenes.
The application contains a total of 30 playable NES and SNES games, 12 of which are ''Mario'' games.
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|rowspan="3"|''[[Donkey Kong (game)|Donkey Kong]]''||1||[[25m|25 m]]
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*''[[zeldawiki:The Legend of Zelda (Game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
*''[[wikirby:Kirby's Adventure|Kirby's Adventure]]''
*''[[Super Mario World]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Excitebike|Excitebike]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Balloon Fight|Balloon Fight]]''
*''[[Yoshi (game)|Yoshi]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Punch-Out!! (NES)|Punch-Out!!]]''
*''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''
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*''[[f-zerowiki:F-Zero|F-Zero]]''
*''[[Wario's Woods]]''
*''[[metroidwiki:Super Metroid|Super Metroid]]''
*''[[wikirby:Kirby Super Star|Kirby Super Star]]''
*''[[wikirby:Kirby's Dream Course|Kirby's Dream Course]]''
*''[[Dr. Mario (game)|Dr. Mario]]''
*''[[zeldawiki:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past]]''
*''[[metroidwiki:Metroid (game)|Metroid]]''
*''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]''
*''[[icaruspedia:Kid Icarus (game)|Kid Icarus]]''
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*''[[zeldawiki:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Ice Climber|Ice Climber]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Mach Rider|Mach Rider]]''
*''[[Donkey Kong Jr. (game)|Donkey Kong Jr.]]''
*''[[Wrecking Crew]]''
*''[[Super Mario Kart]]''
*''[[wikirby:Kirby's Dream Land 3|Kirby's Dream Land 3]]''
*''[[wikipedia:Clu Clu Land|Clu Clu Land]]''
*''[[Pinball (game)|Pinball]]''
*''[[Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels]]''
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==''Mario''-related scenes==
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|2||[[75m|75 m]]
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|3||[[100m|100 m]]
|rowspan="3"|''Donkey Kong''|| 1 || [[25m]]
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|rowspan="4"|''[[Donkey Kong Jr. (game)|Donkey Kong Jr.]]''<ref name="FirstLook">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBIB6DzQRaA</ref>||1||[[Vine Scene]]
|2 || [[75m]]
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|2||[[Jump Board Scene]]
|3 || [[100m]]
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|3||[[Mario's Hideout]]
|rowspan="4"|''Donkey Kong Jr.''<ref name="FirstLook">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBIB6DzQRaA</ref> || 1 || [[Stage 1]]
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|4||[[Chain Scene]]
|2 || [[Stage 2]]
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|rowspan="7"|''[[Wrecking Crew]]''||1||[[Phase 1 (Wrecking Crew)|Phase 1]]
|3 || [[Stage 3]]
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|2||Middle of [[Phase 6 (Wrecking Crew)|Phase 6]] (with [[Golden Hammer]] revealed)
|4 || [[Stage 4]]
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|3||Phase 11
|rowspan="7"|''Wrecking Crew'' || 1 || Phase 1
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|4||Middle of Phase 19 (with [[Letter (Wrecking Crew)|letters]] "M-A-R-I-O" revealed)
| 2 || Middle of Phase 6 (with [[Golden Hammer]] revealed)
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|5||Phase 25
| 3 || Phase 11
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|6||Phase 50
| 4 || Middle of Phase 19 (with letters "M-A-R-I-O" revealed)
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|7||Phase 100
| 5 || Phase 25
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|-
|rowspan="9"|''[[Super Mario Bros.]]''<ref name="IGN">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM8TiYWVFnA</ref>||1||[[World 1-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 1-1]]
| 6 || Phase 50
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|2||[[World 2-2 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 2-2]]
| 7 || Phase 100
|-
|-
|3||[[World 3-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 3-1]]
|rowspan="9"|''Super Mario Bros.''<ref name="IGN">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM8TiYWVFnA</ref> || 1 || [[World 1-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 1-1]]
|-
|-
|4||[[World 4-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 4-1]]
|2 || [[World 2 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 2-2]]
|-
|-
|5||[[World 5-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 5-1]]
|3 || [[World 3 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 3-1]]
|-
|-
|6||[[World 6-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 6-1]]
|4 || [[World 4 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 4-1]]
|-
|-
|7||[[World 7-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 7-1]]
|5 || [[World 5 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 5-1]]
|-
|-
|8||[[World 8-1 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 8-1]]
|6 || [[World 6 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 6-1]]
|-
|-
|9||[[World 8-4 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 8-4]]
|7 || [[World 7 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 7-1]]
|-
|-
|rowspan="9"|''[[Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels]]''<ref name="FirstLook"/>||1||[[World 1-1 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 1-1]] (as [[Mario]])
|8 || [[World 8 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 8-1]]
|-
|-
|2||[[World 2-3 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 2-3]] (as Mario)
|9 || [[World 8 (Super Mario Bros.)|World 8-4]]
|-
|-
|3||[[World 3-3 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 3-3]] (as [[Luigi]])
|rowspan="9"|''Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels''<ref name="FirstLook"/> || 1 || [[World 1 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 1-1]] (as [[Mario]])
|-
|-
|4||[[World 4-4 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 4-4]] (as Mario)
|2 || [[World 2 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 2-3]] (as Mario)
|-
|-
|5||[[World 5-1 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 5-1]] (as Mario)
|3 || [[World 3 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 3-3]] (as [[Luigi]])
|-
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|6||[[World 6-1 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 6-1]] (as Luigi)
|4 || [[World 4 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 4-4]] (as Mario)
|-
|-
|7||[[World 7-3 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 7-3]] (as Mario)
|5 || [[World 5 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 5-1]] (as Mario)
|-
|-
|8||[[World 8-4 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 8-4]] (as Mario)
|6 || [[World 6 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 6-1]] (as Luigi)
|-
|-
|9||[[World 9-1 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 9-1]] (as Mario)
|7 || [[World 7 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 7-3]] (as Mario)
|-
|-
|rowspan="8"|''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''<ref name="FirstLook"/>||1||[[World 1-1 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 1-1]] (as Mario)
|8 || [[World 8 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 8-4]] (as Mario)
|-
|-
|2||[[World 1-3 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 1-3]] (from the beginning of the second area, as Luigi)
|9 || [[World 9 (Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels)|World 9-1]] (as Mario)
|-
|-
|3||[[World 3-1 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 3-1]] (as [[Toad]])
|rowspan="8"|''Super Mario Bros. 2''<ref name="FirstLook"/> || 1 || [[World 1-1 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 1-1]] (as Mario)
|-
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|4||[[World 4-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 4-2]] (as [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]])
|2 || [[World 1-3 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 1-3]] (from the beginning of the second area, as Luigi)
|-
|-
|5||[[World 5-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 5-2]] (as Princess Toadstool)
|3 || [[World 3-1 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 3-1]] (as [[Toad]])
|-
|-
|6||[[World 6-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 6-2]] (as Luigi)
|4 || [[World 4-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 4-2]] (as [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]])
|-
|-
|7||[[World 6-3 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 6-3]] (before the battle with [[Tryclyde]], as Mario)
|5 || [[World 5-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 5-2]] (as Princess Toadstool)
|-
|-
|8||[[World 7-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 7-2]] (as Mario)
|6 || [[World 6-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 6-2]] (as Luigi)
|-
|-
|rowspan="10"|''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]''<ref name="FirstLook"/>||1||[[World 1-1 (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 1-1]]
|7 || [[World 6-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 6-2]] (before the battle with [[Tryclyde]], as Mario)
|-
|-
|2||[[World 2-2 (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 2-2]] (as [[Super Mario (form)|Super Mario]])
|8 || [[World 7-2 (Super Mario Bros. 2)|World 7-2]] (as Mario)
|-
|-
|3||[[World 2-Fortress|World 2-Fortress]] (as Super Mario)
|rowspan="10"|''Super Mario Bros. 3''<ref name="FirstLook"/> || 1 || [[Grass Land#World 1-1|World 1-1]]
|-
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|4||[[World 3-1 (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 3-1]] (as Super Mario)
|2 || [[Desert Land#World 2-2|World 2-2]] (as [[Super Mario]])
|-
|-
|5||[[World 3-8 (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 3-8]] (as [[Fire Mario]])
|3 || [[Desert Land#World 2-Fortress|World 2-Fortress]] (as Super Mario)
|-
|-
|6||[[World 3-Airship (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 3-Airship]] (as [[Raccoon Mario]])
|4 || [[Water Land#World 3-1|World 3-1]] (as Super Mario)
|-
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|7||[[World 4-1 (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 4-1]]
|5 || [[Water Land#World 3-8|World 3-8]] (as [[Fire Mario]])
|-
|-
|8||[[World 7-1 (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 7-1]] (as Raccoon Mario)
|6 || [[Water Land#World 3-Airship|World 3-Airship]] (as [[Raccoon Mario]])
|-
|-
|9||[[World 8-Airship (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 8-Airship]] (as Raccoon Mario)
|7 || [[Giant Land#World 4-1|World 4-1]]
|-
|-
|10||[[World 8-Bowser's Castle (Super Mario Bros. 3)|Bowser's Castle]] (as [[Tanooki Mario]])
|8 || [[Pipe Land#World 7-1|World 7-1]] (as Raccoon Mario)
|-
|-
|rowspan="9"|''[[Super Mario World]]''<ref name="IGN"/>||1||[[Yoshi's Island 2]]
|9 || [[Dark Land#World 8-Jets|World 8-Jets]] (as Raccoon Mario)
|-
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|2||[[1 Iggy's Castle|#1 Iggy's Castle]] (from the [[Midway Gate]])
|10 || [[Dark Land#World 8-Bowser's Castle|Bowser's Castle]] (as [[Tanooki Mario]])
|-
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|3||[[Donut Secret House]]
|rowspan="9"|''Super Mario World''<ref name="IGN"/> || 1 || [[Yoshi's Island 2]]
|-
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|4||[[Vanilla Secret 3]]
|2 || [[Iggy's Castle]] (from the [[Midway Gate]])
|-
|-
|5||[[Cheese Bridge Area]]
|3 || [[Donut Secret House]]
|-
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|6||[[Forest of Illusion 1]]
|4 || [[Vanilla Secret 3]]
|-
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|7||[[Chocolate Island 2]]
|5 || [[Cheese Bridge Area]]
|-
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|8||[[Bowser's Castle]] (from the [[Front Door]])
|6 || [[Forest of Illusion 1]]
|-
|-
|9||[[Funky (level)|Funky]]
|7 || [[Chocolate Island 2]]
|-
|-
|rowspan="5"|''[[Dr. Mario (game)|Dr. Mario]]''<ref name="FirstLook"/>||1||Level 0 at low speed, with 4 [[virus]]es
|8 || [[Bowser's Castle]] (from the [[Front Door]])
|-
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|2||Level 5 at low speed, with 24 viruses
|9 || [[Funky (level)|Funky]]
|-
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|3||Level 10 at high speed, with 44 viruses
|rowspan="5"|''Dr. Mario''<ref name="FirstLook"/> || 1 || Level 0 at low speed, with 4 [[virus]]es
|-
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|4||Level 20 at high speed, with 10 viruses left
|2 || Level 5 at low speed, with 24 viruses
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|5||Level 24 at high speed, with 84 viruses
|3 || Level 10 at high speed, with 44 viruses
|-
|-
|rowspan="4"|''[[Yoshi (game)|Yoshi]]''||1||Level 1 at low speed
|4 || Level 20 at high speed, with 10 viruses left
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|2||Level 3 at low speed
|5 || Level 24 at high speed, with 84 viruses
|-
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|3||Level 5 at low speed
|rowspan="4"|''Yoshi'' || 1 || Level 1 at low speed
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|4||Level 10 at low speed
| 2 || Level 3 at low speed
|-
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|rowspan="8"|''[[Super Mario Kart]]''<ref name="FirstLook"/>||1||[[SNES Mario Circuit 1|Mario Circuit 1]] (as Toad)
| 3 || Level 5 at low speed
|-
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|2||[[SNES Donut Plains 1|Donut Plains 1]] (as Luigi)
| 4 || Level 10 at low speed
|-
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|3||[[SNES Ghost Valley 1|Ghost Valley 1]] (as Princess Toadstool)
|rowspan="8"|''Super Mario Kart''<ref name="FirstLook"/> || 1 || [[Mario Circuit 1]] (as Toad)
|-
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|4||[[Bowser Castle 1]] (as [[Bowser]])
|2 || [[Donut Plains 1 (course)|Donut Plains 1]] (as Luigi)
|-
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|5||[[SNES Mario Circuit 2|Mario Circuit 2]] (as [[Donkey Kong Jr.]])
|3 || [[Ghost Valley 1]] (as Peach)
|-
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|6||[[SNES Choco Island 1|Choco Island 1]] (as [[Yoshi]])
|4 || [[Bowser Castle 1 (SNES)|Bowser Castle 1]] (as [[Bowser]])
|-
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|7||[[Koopa Beach 1]] (as [[Koopa Troopa]])
|5 || [[Mario Circuit 2]] (as [[Donkey Kong Jr.]])
|-
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|8||[[SNES Rainbow Road|Rainbow Road]] (as Mario)
|6 || [[Choco Island 1]] (as [[Yoshi]])
|-
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|rowspan="8"|''[[Wario's Woods (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Wario's Woods]]''||1||
|7 || [[Koopa Beach 1]] (as [[Koopa Troopa]])
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|2||
|8 || [[Rainbow Road (SNES)|Rainbow Road]] (as Mario)
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==Names in other languages==
{{foreignname
|Jap=タッチ!アミーボ:いきなりファミコン名シーン
|JapR=Tacchi! Amībo: Ikinari Famikon Meishīn
|JapM=Touch! Amiibo: Sudden Famicom Classic Scenes
}}
==Trivia==
*In the ''Kirby's Dream Course'' demo, the profile icon depicts the amiibo logo.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Amiibo App EU Logo.png|European/Australian logo
Amiibo App EU Logo.png|PAL Logo
AmiibotapJPlogo.png|Japanese logo
AmiibotapJPlogo.png|Japanese Logo
Amiibo Touch & Play Nintendo Classics Highlights Home Menu Icon.png|HOME Menu Icon of the game
</gallery>
</gallery>
==Names in other languages==
{{foreign names
|Jpn=タッチ!アミーボ:いきなりファミコン名シーン
|JpnR=Tatchi! Amībo: Ikinari Famikon Meishīn
|JpnM=Touch! Amiibo: Sudden Famicom Classic Scenes
}}


==External links==
==External links==
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==References==
==References==
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[[Category:Amiibo-compatible games]]
[[Category:Amiibo-compatible games]]
[[it:Amiibo Touch & Play: Nintendo Classic Highlights]]
[[Category:2015 games]]

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