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The scientific name for Yoshi is[edit]
Since I was being nosy and I decided snoop in UglyMonsterOnFire's talk page, I will answer your question on the scientific name of Yoshi.
It is
Stupida idioticania
Otherwise, scientists usually call Yoshi a "retarded frog." Well, he looks mentally disabled and drunk because he IS mentally disabled and drunk. Well, let's dissect him for our science class. Since he has smooth skin, a long tongue, big bulgy eyes, and a retarded voice, Yoshi is considered a frog and not a thickwitted dinosaur/dragon.
If we could classify Wario, we would call him Homo sapiens, but we know humans don't have pointy ears, poop for hair, cholesterol teeth, a garlic-shaped nose, and humans do not suck in black holes. Which means Wario doesn't get his own classification.
Mimus polyglottos.
The Mushroom Planet's best scientist,
It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 13:11, 21 February 2010 (EST)
