User:Mario
"Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu..." - Me Template:Character-infobox
I'm a new user here and I'm inexperienced at this, so please don't laugh at me how poor this looks.
But anyway, here are some of facts about me:
- I like the idea of featured images.
- I don't like the gallery idea.
- My favorite character is Mario (obviously)
- My other favorite characters include Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Luigi, Daisy, Diddy Kong.
- The first Nintendo game I remember playing was Super Smash Bros 64.
- Super Smash Bros Melee is one of my favorite games.
- I'm not sure when I discovered MarioWiki, but I browsed in it for information for a long time before signing up, so I'm a bit familiar with this site.
Wario Torture
I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to assure that guy is last!
Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.
You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" (although that would be cool) through the air. Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.
In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.
Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:
- Mario Kart 64
- Mario Party
- Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
- Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
- Mario Party 4
- Mario Party 5
- Mario Party 6
- Mario Party 7
- Mario Power Tennis
- Mario Superstar Baseball
- Mario Smash Football
- Mario Kart Wii
- Mario Party 8
- Mario Strikers Charged Football
- Mario Super Sluggers
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Mario Kart Super Circuit
- Mario Hoops 3-on-3
- Mario Kart DS
- Mario Party DS
- Super Mario 64 DS
These games are listed chronologically. First are the consoles. Next are the handhelds.
That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow!
Statistics and Things Like That
Chemistry
| Character | Good Chemistry | Bad Chemistry |
|---|---|---|
| Mario | Baby Luigi, Luigi, Baby Mario, Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, Baby Donkey Kong, Any Mii | Wario |
Favorite pic(s)
- Normal chompattack.jpg
This is a Pocket Chomp. 
Mario>>>>>Sonic
Any picture of me (or anyone else) is copyright of Nintendo because they said so! Muahahahaha!
