The 'Shroom:Issue XXIII/Fake News

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by the Fake News Team

Poll

by — Stooben Rooben

Which do you think smells the worst?

• Bowser
• Wario
• Poison Shroom
• Hooktail's Feet
• Poop
• Inky Sauce

VOTE NOW!

Travel Guide

by Yoshario (talk)

Did you ever want to get stomped on by angry rectangles with happy faces on them but didn't know where to go? Did you ever wonder what color lava is? Then come to Bowser's Castle, the best place in the Marioverse! (except everywhere else). This castle also serves as a race track, a tennis court, and a baseball stadium! Originally only accessable to Bowser, Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Wario, Waluigi, Miis, Koopa Kids, Goombas, Paragoombas, Koopa-Troopas, Paratroopas, and pretty much everyone, the castle is now open to everyone! Our chefs make gourmet meals out of freshly cooked Mario. Vegetarian? Don't worry, our chefs will cook up some nice 8-bit mushroom soup. Come to Bowser's Castle, and you WON'T come out!

BTW: WE AREN'T TELLING YOU IF ITS BOWSERS CASTLE 1, 2, 3, or the one in SMRPG you have to find out yourself hahahahahah!

Fake TV

by Ralphfan (talk)

So, are you disappointed we're in that slow period between the NFL and March Madness and the MLB? Not to worry, there's soccer! The Star Cup takes place at The Battle Dome and begins on February 22nd! Catch it all on Template:Fakelink! This year's cup features 12 teams! Last year's results are below:

Team	Record	Place
Mario	7-1	2nd
Luigi	8-0	1st
Peach	0-8	8th
Daisy	2-6	(tied for) 5th
DK	5-3	4th
Yoshi	6-2	3rd
Wario	2-6	(tied for) 5th
Waluigi	2-6	(tied for) 5th

Who will win this year?

2009 Star Cup

Below are the details for the 2009 Star Cup. They will be updated regularly.

File:X mark.png This is an official sporting event. It is not to be edited by anyone other than the hea of this event. Comments Got anything to say about the Star Cup? Click here to post it and chat with other fans! Welcome to the official page of the 2009 Star Cup! This annual Strikers tournament is changing its setup this year to include more teams and more action. The Battle Dome is once again the host of this prestigious battle between the top twelve teams in the Mushroom Kingdom. Setup Tournament The twelve teams will be divided into three groups of four Each team plays the other three teams in their group once for a total of three games The top two teams in each group advance to knockout play Teams get two points for a win and one point for an overtime or shootout loss in group play Rules Each game consists of two 5-minute halves If the game is tied after 10 minutes, there is a 1-minute overtime in group play and sudden-death overtime in knockout play In group play, if overtime is scoreless, the game goes to penalty kicks Each team has five players: a goalie (Kritter); a center; a left wing; a right wing; and a defenseman The Teams Bowser Left wing: Hammer Bro. Center: Bowser Right wing: Boo Defenseman: Dry Bones Goalie: Kritter Bowser Jr. Left wing: Bowser Jr. Center: Hammer Bro. Right wing: Monty Mole Defenseman: Dry Bones Goalie: Kritter Daisy Left wing: Hammer Bro. Center: Shy Guy Right wing: Toad Defenseman: Daisy Goalie: Kritter Diddy Kong Left wing: Hammer Bro. Center: Shy Guy Right wing: Diddy Kong Defenseman: Birdo Goalie: Kritter Donkey Kong Left wing: Koopa Troopa Center: Donkey Kong Right wing: Birdo Defenseman: Boo Goalie: Kritter Luigi Left wing: Hammer Bro. Center: Luigi Right wing: Shy Guy Defenseman: Birdo Goalie: Kritter Mario Left wing: Hammer Bro. Center: Mario Right wing: Toad Defenseman: Koopa Goalie: Kritter Peach Left wing: Koopa Center: Peach Right wing: Toad Defenseman: Boo Goalie: Kritter Petey Piranha Left wing: Toad Center: Petey Piranha Right wing: Monty Mole Defenseman: Boo Goalie: Kritter Waluigi Left wing: Hammer Bro Center: Koopa Right wing: Toad Defenseman: Waluigi Goalie: Kritter Wario Left wing: Birdo Center: Toad Right wing: Wario Defenseman: Koopa Goalie: Kritter Yoshi Left wing: Yoshi Center: Toad Right wing: Koopa Defenseman: Shy Guy Goalie: Kritter The Cup Group A Team Wins Losses Overtime/Shootout Losses Points Goals For Goals Against Bowser 0 0 0 0 0 0 Waluigi 0 0 0 0 0 0 Daisy 0 0 0 0 0 0 Petey Piranha 0 0 0 0 0 0 Games Waluigi vs. Bowser 2/22, 20:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Waluigi Bowser Commentary Petey Piranha vs. Daisy 2/22, 23:30 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Petey Piranha Daisy Commentary Bowser vs. Petey Piranha 2/26, 1:50 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Bowser Petey Piranha Commentary Daisy vs. Waluigi 2/28, 0:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Daisy Waluigi Commentary Daisy vs. Bowser 3/1, 19:30 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Daisy Bowser Commentary Petey Piranha vs. Waluigi 3/4, 3:45 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Petey Piranha Waluigi Commentary Group B Team Wins Losses Overtime/Shootout Losses Points Goals For Goals Against Bowser Jr. 0 0 0 0 0 0 Luigi 0 0 0 0 0 0 Donkey Kong 0 0 0 0 0 0 Wario 0 0 0 0 0 0 Games Luigi vs. Bowser Jr. 2/22, 20:30 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Luigi Bowser Jr. Commentary Wario vs. Donkey Kong 2/24, 23:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Wario Donkey Kong Commentary Bowser Jr. vs. Wario 2/27, 3:30 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Bowser Jr. Wario Commentary Donkey Kong vs. Luigi 2/28, 15:30 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Donkey Kong Luigi Commentary Donkey Kong vs. Bowser Jr. 3/1, 20:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Donkey Kong Bowser Jr. Commentary Wario vs. Luigi 3/5, 1:50 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Wario Luigi Commentary Group C Team Wins Losses Overtime/Shootout Losses Points Goals For Goals Against Yoshi 0 0 0 0 0 0 Peach 0 0 0 0 0 0 Mario 0 0 0 0 0 0 Diddy Kong 0 0 0 0 0 0 Games Peach vs. Yoshi 2/22, 23:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Peach Yoshi Commentary Diddy Kong vs. Mario 2/25, 4:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Diddy Kong Mario Commentary Yoshi vs. Diddy Kong 2/27, 23:30 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Yoshi Diddy Kong Commentary Mario vs. Peach 2/28, 16:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Mario Peach Commentary Mario vs. Yoshi 3/3, 23:00 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Mario Yoshi Commentary Diddy Kong vs. Peach 3/6, 15:30 UTC Box Score Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final Diddy Kong Peach Commentary Knockout Round Quarterfinals 3/6, 16:00 UTC Seed Team 1 2 OT Final 3 6 3/7, 15:30 UTC Seed Team 1 2 OT Final 4 5 Semifinals 3/7, 16:00 UTC Seed Team 1 2 OT Final 1 3/8, 19:30 UTC Seed Team 1 2 OT Final 2 CHAMPIONSHIP 3/11, 3:45 UTC Seed Team 1 2 OT Final Comments Got anything to say about the Star Cup? 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