Hi. Im yourbuddybill.I'll have a better userpage as soon as Stooben Rooben finishes an image for me.
Okay, new (and much-needed) update, the image saved as a corrupted file name (.#(something)#) and can't be accessed.
Welcome to my fake fake news.
OBITUARIES:
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Tad Rock, the 80's style dancer/singer, died yesterday when he suffered a seizure going all-out at a rock concert. Reportedly, as he was singing, he suddenly began to shake, cried "AAAAAAAAAAH! SEIZURE TIME!" and fell to the floor, twitching uncontrollably. He was air-lifted to the toad hospital, where toads with the metakoro disease are being treated, in a koopa clown car, which reportedly crashed in the ocean. When Kiley Koopa found his body, local authorities came and pronounced him dead at the scene, not from the crash but from the goomdiver that crashed a submarine into the remains of the koopa clown car. Nearby bloopers laughed so hard they fainted, and are now in stable condition at the hospital and cautiously laughing their tentacles off at the metakoro-inflicted toads.
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An unnamed starkiss reportedly died yesterday when it tried to kiss Stafy and was consequently slapped to death. Stafy says he didn't mean to kill her, just show her he wasn't "available". The victim's name has not been released.
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Cyrrus the cloud died last week when, upon discovering the red apple tree in the overthere stair, he ate so many he exploded. Residents of the underwhere reported many little puffballs floating down into the underwhere. Need I say more?
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Welcome to another day of cooking! Today, Chef Shmi is going to teach us how to make a graffiti ultra!File:MapleUltra.PNG Let's hear it, chef!
Shmi: First, you look, er, cook an ultra shroom. Set the stove burner to 150 degrees farenheit. Then, take a frying ban, I mean, pan, and place the ultra shroom into it and shake it on the burner for 5 minutes. Then, sorrow, ARGH! I MEAN BORROW, the magic Gaddbrush or reproduce your own copy. Finally, just paint the shroom's chop! I MEAN TOP! WHAT? YOU SAY THAT THE PICTURE IS OF A MAPLE ULTRA? HA! I LAUGH AT YOUR WIMPY AMETEUR KNOWLEDGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me(YourBuddyBill): AAAH! HE'S GONE MAD! AAAH! HELP! SECURITY!
*Shmi smacks bill in the head with a frying pan*
Shmi: HA! SUFFER, FOOL! HAHAHAHAH-
*security breaks down the door and takes Shmi to a mental asylum*
Bill: Next time I'll choose a chef that isn't a homicidal maniac...
SHE MARRIED WHO!?!?!?!?
I believe I can fly...
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