User:Mariofan132
About Me
Hi, I'm mariofan132. I try to be cyber-safe so I don't give out personal information like my last name and e-mail address. If I have to give out personal information so I don't get this page deleted, some administrator please delete this so I know that I have to put that stuff on. After a month I'll probably delete this part of my user page.
Anyway, I'm creating this page so people know more about me, but not too much. I think that Mario is the greatest video game series in all of eternity. Ever. Opposers will die! I became a user sometime in late summer of 2006. I seriously forgot.
I have trouble with doing text stuff in the editing place so I am not going to do userboxes. Hope it's legal.
My Favorites
My favorites would be:
Website: Homestar Runner
Food: Macaroni & Cheese
Video Game Series: Mario
Sport: Baseball
Mario Kart Game: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Mario RPG: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Band: The Beatles
Country Name: Chekoslavakia (or how ever you spell that)
My Theories On Nintendo
Galaxies
Call me psychotic, but I think that probably somewhere in the universe there's a galaxy called Nintendo. Then in it are planets like Plit, (Mario's) Triforcia, (Link's) and other galaxies like Konami, Sega, Sony, and Microsoft. And the solar systems are named after in-game solar systems, like Lylat and Dream Land, or the developers of the first game in that series' chronology. Like Artoon (developers of Yoshi: Touch & Go and Yoshi's Island DS) for Plit and Intelligent for Samus' solar system and Pit's planet.
Super Smash Bros.
I also think that there is no such thing as Super Smash Bros. But there is such thing as the Super Smash Heroes. They're kinda like a Justic League for Nintendo. Anyways, why would it be Super Smash Bros.? They had Samus and Jigglypuff in there since the first game.
Mario's Timeline
This is how I think the Mario timeline goes:
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Yoshi's Story
Yoshi's Island DS
Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time (past)
Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Bros. 3
Dr. Mario
Super Mario World
Super Mario Kart
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
Mario's Tennis
Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land
Donkey Kong Country
Wario's Woods
Yoshi's Safari
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Mario 64
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
Mario Kart 64
Diddy Kong Racing
Wario Land II
Banjo-Kazooie
Mario Party
Super Smash Bros.
Conker's Pocket Tales
Donkey Kong 64
Mario Party 2
Wario Land II
Mario Tennis
Banjo-Tooie
Paper Mario
Dr. Mario 64
Mario Party 3
Mario Kart: Super Circuit
Luigi's Mansion
Wario Land 4
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Mario Sunshine
Mario Party 4
WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$
Wario World
Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge
Mario Party 5
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Donkey Konga
Mario Pinball Land
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Mario Party 6
Mario Power Tennis
Banjo-Pilot
Super Mario 64 DS
WarioWare: Touched!
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
Mario Party Advance
Donkey Konga 2
WarioWare: Twisted!
Yoshi: Topsy-Turvy
Mario Superstar Baseball
DK: King of Swing
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
Mario Party 7
Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time (present)
Super Mario Strikers
Super Princess Peach
New Super Mario Bros.
Mario Hoops 3-on-3
Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
Notice that I did not add Conker's Bad Fur Day, any Mario sports game with humans in it besides Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, and Waluigi, the Donkey Kong Land series, the Donkey Kong arcade series, or Yoshi: Touch and Go. Conker's Bad Fur Day: You don't put a K-A game to an M game. Just not right. Stupid. Ruined Conker's career as a video game character. Sports games: The portal to get to Plit from Earth isn't open to the public, probably. I think it ultimately breaks the chronology. Donkey Kong Land: Pretty much just a remake except with bad graphics. Disgusting. Except I do though count Land-only species as inhabitants of Plit like Hogwash. And Yoshi: Touch and Go: Exact same plot as Yoshi's Island except different gameplay. Also disgusting.
Yoshi's Family
Here is what I think about Yoshi's family. He is married to Birdo. That explains the huge ring. Their son is the Yoshi Kid from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Yoshi's cousin is Boshi. He also has cousins that live on Lavalava Island and in the Beanbean Kingdom. His Lavalava-ian? cousin is the chief of the island. His Beanbean-ian? cousin is the green Yoshi and Yoshi Theatre. His father is the green Yoshi from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Island DS, and Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. Yoshi himself is the green Yoshi in Yoshi's Story. Notice that the Yoshi has yet to appear in a Mario RPG. His full name is Yoshi Dino, Jr. His father's is Yoshi Dino, Sr. and his sons is Yoshi Dino, III.
The Kongs
Here's what I think about the Kongs. Kong is as common as the last name 'Smith' or 'Jones'. Same thing with the last name Koopa. The official Kongs are Donkey 'Cranky' Kong, Sr, Welma 'Wrinkly' Kong, Samuel 'Swanky' Kong, and Donkey Kong, Jr.
Diddy is Dixie's boyfriend. Diddy's real name is David Kong. Dixie's sister is Tiny or Tina Kong. Their cousins are Chunky or Charles Kong and Kiddy or Kalvin Kong. Kiddy's adopted.
Funky is Donkey Jr's best friend. His real name is Fredrick. Candy is Donkey Jr's girlfriend. Her real name his Claire. Lanky is just a friend of the gang and his real name is Larry.
Note: I just made these names up while I was typing.
Something About Sony
All Sony did right was Spyro and Crash Bandicoot. And all they advertise about their system is playing in their world and "Oh, we're better cause we can play DVDs and CDs! Duh!" Bad reason, bad reason. What have they done to they name of video games? Scratched out the 'games' part. That's what.
Something About Microsoft
I myself am a fan of Zoo Tycoon. It rocks. Period. But Xbox's flaw is that they have close to zero originality. At the start, Nintendo made its own stinkin' games. You don't see Microsoft under the developer part on the games. Ever.
