Yo! I'm Kooplyss! Of course, I love Koopas and Doopliss.
File:Pigified.PNG What?! Me?! You're accusing ME of turning the villagers into pigs?! Do you think I make miracles happen?!
File:Creepy steeple.JPG That's my home. Yeah, they said I had to live there because I was such an annoyance to the villagers. Can you believe how rude they are?! Don't they know I don't have any friends?! Why don't they understand?!
File:Pig.jpg The craziest thing you've ever seen is your 30 foot tongue. Get outta my face you pip!!
File:PM2 Darkly.jpg You know why I hate this guy? He never paid me back the 10 cents I gave him in the 1st Grade!!
File:Shadowsirens0.jpg WHO THINKS I WOULD HELP THEM?! DO YOU THINK I REALLY CARE?!(Heh, heh, well I helped them at least once. I don't know why, but I think they call me Freak-Sheet because they don't know what a ghost is...Aren't they stupid?!)