Yo! I'm Kooplyss! Of course, I love Koopas and Doopliss.
File:Pigified.PNG What?! Me?! You're accusing ME of turning the villagers into pigs?! Do you think I make miracles happen?!
File:Creepy steeple.JPG That's my home. Yeah, they said I had to live there because I was such an annoyance to the villagers. Can you believe how rude they are?! Don't they know I don't have any friends?! Why don't they understand?!
File:Pig.jpg The craziest thing you've ever seen is your 30 foot tongue. Get outta my face you pip!!