Yo! I'm Kooplyss! Of course, I love Koopas and Doopliss.
File:Pigified.PNG What?! Me?! You're accusing ME of turning the villagers into pigs?! Do you think I make miracles happen?!
File:Creepy steeple.JPG That's my home. Yeah, they said I had to live there because I was such an annoyance to the villagers. Can you believe how rude they are?! Don't they know I don't have any friends?! Why don't they understand?!
File:Beldam.jpg What an idiot. Just because I'm a ghost doesn't mean she can call me Freak-Sheet!! I don't know why I'm even helping her out. Yeah, yeah, just be glad YOU don't get called a rude name.