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Template:Fakelink===Local News=== Where's the vigor? |
| ===Obituaries===By: Stooben RoobenHullo there! I'm Stooben Rooben and I like it when people die! ...Huh? You think that's cruel? Template:FakelinkBiff Atlas - (A ghost, DEAD?!) File:Biff.jpg Biff, just before falling from the wall. |
===Cooking Guide===By: YoshsterYoshster: Today we are here with famous traveling chef, Chef Shimi! What are we cooking today?Chef Shimi: A pasty Healthy Salad! NO! I mean a TASTY Healthy Salad! Template:FakelinkHealthy Salad - Serves 3Ingredients*8 Turtuly leaves*6 HorseTails*3 Fresh VeggiesRECIPE#Lay out all the turtley leaves against the side of the bowl.#Grind the horsetails.#Dice 2 of the fresh veggies.#Mix the horsetails and the diced fresh veggies together.  It's a badge! ...But it's not a police badge. LAME! |
| ===Fake Music===By: SmiddleI, Smiddle, have stalked The Thes for Template:Fakelink just to get an interview. However, to Template:Fakelink, I won't post it here. I will just post the songs of the Template:Fakelink, which you can find by just going to any online encyclopedic site. Wow, I sure do Template:Fakelink. Anyway, like a Template:Fakelink sitting, waiting to get eaten, I've sat and waited for something funny to happen. While that funny thing, which I will not speak of here, was being awaited, I wrote this Template:Fakelink. Isn't it just so cute? Go ahead. Look at it. Run 5 laps around your house while eating old papers. Read this list. You can dare to be Template:Fakelink. Did I mention I was wearing my shirt the wrong way when I wrote this? No I don't think so. How about now? Yes. Why do I even bother you with this text? Reply hazy. Concentrate and ask again.Artist: The Thes Album: What's In The Wiifridgerator?{||-! Track number! Song name! Length! Description|-| 1| "Bouldergeist"| 3:02| Parody of "Apologize" by Timbaland.|-| 2| "NES"| 3:57| Parody of "SOS" by Rihanna.|-| 3| "Dirty Pipes"| 3:22| Original song, about what can sometimes be found in pipes.|-| 4| "Macaroni"| 4:14| Parody of "Macarena" by Los del Río.|-| 5| "Plumb"| 4:20| Parody of "Numb" by U2.|-| 6| "Gadd"| 4:06| Parody of "Bad" by Michael Jackson.|-| 7| "It's Only a Paper Shroom"| 3:21| Parody of "It's Only a Paper Moon" by Harold Arlen.|-| 8| "Don't Throw Throw Throw That Thing At Me!"| 3:40| Original song, about Boomerang Bros.|-| 9| "L33t Dreams"| 3:45| Parody of "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics.|-| 10| "Axe-man"| 2:31| Parody of "Taxman" by The Beatles.|-| 11| "Spice Spice Baby"| 4:28| Parody of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.|-| 12| "This Is Mushroom Kingdom"| 2:15| Original song, about a Koopa who demands that Mario & the guys bow to Bowser's will.|} |
| ===Fake TV===By: Glitchman====Everybody Hates Waluigi====The second season of the infamous Everybody Hates Waluigi show has been confirmed to be in production during late April. If you are among the few who have not heard of the show, it’s about an underrated tennis player named Template:Fakelink who goes into exile after losing his fifth straight tournament and Template:Fakelink. Because it is a sports-related TV show, a new episode airs every Wednesday on the Template:Fakelink channel. This month, Plumber will be appearing in the show as Waluigi’s Template:Fakelink stepbrother. Plumber has been filming more than 5 shows already, and he was interviewed about why he accepted this job. “Well, the director guy said he thinks that he can pay me Template:Fakelink a week if I was on the show, so ah accepted it.” Only ten episodes have been aired so far, all of which were a part of the prologue. In the first episode, Waluigi was Template:Fakelink in a strange Template:Fakelink surfing accident, so he was unable to play tennis well. The show then told viewers about his now life-long humiliation, and in the next episode Plumber will attempt to teach Waluigi how to play tennis well. More on this underrated TV show next week, so tune in tomorrow night at 7, only on...ESPM!! |
| ===Fake Games===By: Purple YoshiToday, a new game was released. A game bigger, and better than any other game made before! It is.....Super Mario...Cooking?Yes, that's right! Mario puts on an apron (not really) and starts cooking!Game: Super Mario CookingFor: DSGenre: Minigameshttp://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/4/3/30/f_mariocookinm_8fdf3b8.pngSo, you use the touch screen to do certain things. You can put items in pots, turn on ovens, blend things, and etcetera, while defeating enemies that are trying to Template:Fakelink! Why, I dunno.Every time you complete a cooking stage, you get coins and points. This obscure game doesn't even have a storyline! It's just a fun game.*rumble*Oh, no! I hear Template:Fakelink fans! I bet they're gonna sue me. Bye! |
| ===Poll of the Month===By: Master CrashWhat is the best Clone Brawl Character?:Luigi Ness Falco Wolf Ganondorf Toon Link VOTE NOW! InterviewToday, a rare goomba was squashed by Template:Fakelink.Goldguy was here to interview. Goldguy:Why did you do it?! Mario:It's-a my job to destroy Bowser's goons. Goldguy:He wasn't one of Bowser's goons.You could go to jail for this. Mario:But..But-a I.. Goldguy:Take him away! (Security enters room) Guy 1:Come on. Guy 2:Yeah! Mario:But how will-a Nintendo make-a games? Goldguy:Well,everybody wants Template:Fakelink to have a game... Mario:Template:Fakelink (Security sends Mario to jail.) Goldguy:Thanks for reading the interview.And get ready for the new Waluigi RPG game! Waluigi:Yaaah,Waluigi number one! |
