- “Comics made at my company! Stop laughing when you can't breathe!”
- —Wario-Man
This is a list of all the Wario-Man Software comics that appear in WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase. Unlike the comics in WarioWare: D.I.Y., these comics are made by the Wario-Man Software employees themselves.
Wario-Man
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Summary
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Potbelly
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"With discipline, you can do a lot."
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A man lays on the floor with a teapot on his stomach, and it goes off.
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Be Cool
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"It's just not for everyone."
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A living glob of pudding asks, "Who says pudding can't be cool?" He then reads a book called "How to Be Cool," and one of the pages reads, "Pudding can never be cool."
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Romance!
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"Finding love is never easy."
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A giant pair of lips kisses someone, but accidentally eats them.
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18-Volt
18-Volt's comics are themed around pop culture and video games.
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Description
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Summary
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Charlie
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"Meet a dedicated fan."
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A man buys a Japanese version of his favorite game, but can't understand the Japanese text.
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A Koopa Tale
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"A tragedy in four acts."
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A Koopa shell hits two people, bounces off of a pipe, hits them again, and falls into a pit.
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Advice
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"From humble beginnings..."
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The Floating Head of Wisdom explains how he got his job, then says, "So keep following your dreams, all you young floating heads out there!"
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Dribble
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Bright Ninja
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"He lives among the shadows."
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A living lightbulb tries to be a ninja, but everyone can see him because he gives off light. He thinks that he needs quiter shoes.
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Failure Man!
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"What's in a name?"
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Failure Man tries to save Earth from an asteroid, but is unsuccessful.
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Unmasking
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"The alien could be anyone!"
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A spaceship captain tells his crew to take off their helmets so he can find who the alien is. He then exclaims, "It's... me!"
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Spitz
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Bird Babble
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"Just another day at the diner."
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Birds get excited after drinking coffee, then neglect "Caffeine Chicken" to drink more coffee.
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Carrot Blues
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"The burdens of being nutritious."
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A carrot asks a potato why kids don't like him [the carrot], and lists off reasons why they should. The potato then responds, "Geez... Maybe it's because you're an egomaniac."
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Wishing Well
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"If you had three wishes..."
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A bear wishes for "sparkling eyes... and long legs..." Upon seeing the very-literal outcome, he decides that he does not need a third wish.
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Kat
All of Kat's comics have no dialog.
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Description
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Summary
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Faster!
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"Hurry! HURRY!"
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An animal jumps across the screen, then crashes into the comic's border.
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Hang On!
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"Who's that coming this way?"
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A man's bicycle is powered by a hamster running in the wheel.
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Tight Space
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"Um, what's happening?"
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A cat gets squished between two blocks, then ends up in the clouds with butterflies.
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Ana
Ana's comics are a continuous story. The caterpillar is implied to be the one from the Caterpillage microgame.
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Giant Bug #1
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"Life as a rare giant caterpillar."
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A caterpillar talks about its beauty, but someone promptly throws a can at it, calling it a "Giant, nasty bug!"
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Giant Bug #2
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"The search for identity."
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The caterpillar wonders what it is, and gets confused when an animal bites it and thinks they're a hot dog.
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Giant Bug #3
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"A new purpose in life."
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The caterpillar eats a cookie and decides to "start a new life... me and my cookie..." The man from the first comic then prepares to throw a can at the caterpillar.
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Shiriagari (Rising Up, japanese version)
These are a continuous series of comics where random stuff happens between each one, featuring sloppy handwriting and art style.
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Description
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Carefree~ #1
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"I'm not sure why I am carefree... #1"
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A group of people is going "bleh bleh bleh". Then, they stop as one of them asks if they are their friends, as they realize they aren’t.
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Carefree~ #2
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"I'm not sure why I am carefree... #2"
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TBA
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Carefree~ #3
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"I'm not sure why I am carefree... #3"
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TBA
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Carefree~ #4
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"I'm not sure why I am carefree... #4"
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TBA
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Carefree~ #5
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"I'm not sure why I am carefree... #5"
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TBA
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Carefree~ #6
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"I'm not sure why I am carefree... #6"
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TBA
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Trivia
- Romance!, A Koopa Tale, Failure Man, Unmasking, Carrot Blues, Tight Space, and Giant Bug #2 are not present in the Japanese version. In addition, Bird Babble was made by Dribble in the Japanese version. In those comics' places are a series of 6 comics known as "Carefree~", which are not present in the English translation.