List of Morton Koopa Jr. quotes
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This is a list of quotes by Morton Koopa Jr..
Games
Mario is Missing! (unused)
- "Go away, plumber's helper! The only place you'll see your brother's face is on a milk carton!"
- "Want an onion bagel with that lock? It's the only lock you'll ever see!"
- "Nanny, nanny, nanny! Luigi fell on his fanny! Try again some other time, pipe cleaner!"
- "Still burning to find silly ol' Mario? Huh? Oh no! It's a fire flower! Yikes!"
- "The gold truth of the matter is, this turtle is only afraid of one thing, and it's one thing you haven't got, buddy! Fire flowers!"
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
- "Dahhhhhhhhhh!" (when defeated)
Mario Kart 8
- "Whoa-ho-ho-ho!"
- "Morton!" (when unlocked)
- "Heh huh huh!" (when performing a trick)
- "Uwhooa!" (when performing a stunt)
- "Whoa-ho!" (when airborne)
- "Wah-hoo! Yeah!" (winning 1st place)
- "Hey! All right!" (getting 2nd - 6th place)
- "Augh!" (getting 7th - 12th place)
- "Oh ho ho ho..." (getting 7th - 12th place)
Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "MORTON! WHY MORTON HERE?"
- "OH YEAH! DA BIGGUN! BIG OL' PAIN STAR! NEED FIND BIG PAIN STAR!"
- "FIND RIGHT NOW, AND FASTLY!"
- "HELLO!"
- "BIG LARGE PAIN STAR!"
- "ME MORTON!"
- "NO PAIN STAR FOR DA MARIO!"
- "MORTON FIND PAIN STAR!"
- "BAD MARIO FIND PAIN STAR! BUT MORTON FIND IT MORE! MORE MORTON'S! MORE TONS! MORTON CRUSH MARIO!"
- "MARIO COME BACK! BACK FOR MORE TONS!""
- "MORTON STRONG! MORTON MORE TONS!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "BRING ME PEDAL STOOL!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "MORTON ON PEDAL STOOL! LOOK NOW! MORTON SAFE HERE!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "HIGH PLACE BROKE... LOW PLACE SCARY." - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "MORTON IS FIRED!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "HOT MALLET!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "REPLICA TOO PUNY!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "FIRE... BROKEN? MALLET GONE... JUST STICK..." - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "EAT STICK!!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
- "MORTON... MORTON LOSE. BAD MARIO GET PAIN STAR... MASTER ORDER MORTON... SAY GO GET PAIN STAR... MORTON? MORE LIKE... LESTON." - Paper Mario: Color Splash
Mario & Luigi series
Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam
- "Bwahahaha! I’m gonna stomp ‘em silly."
- "That’s it! The fun and games are over!"
- "Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"
- "You couldn't possibly counter this! Not even the three of you together!"
- "Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."
- "How ya like that? I messed up your battle cards! Go ahead and cry about it. I'll wait!"
- "Gah! I thought for sure that'd make you cry!"
- "Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"
- "Guhuhuh... I knew I could beat ya!"
- "Forgive us…Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser…"
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
- "COME HERE NOW."
- "STOP HIM."
- "GRAB TOAD."
- "I’M GRABBING TOAD. YOU GUYS SMASH THOSE OTHER GUYS."
- "MINIONS AND TOADS DO WHAT MORTON TELLS THEM. BAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS MORTON’S TOWN NOW. LORD FAWFUL’S TOWN TOO."
- "SMART MINIONS JOIN ME. DUMMIES GET BEAT UP."
- "MORTON HITS BLOCK NOW!"
- "BWAHA! COME HERE!"
- "MORTON…ME…I…"
- "WHAT HAPPEN TO BOWSER?!"
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey
- "MORTON GUARD LORD JUNIOR."
- "GET DA CURE. CURE DA BLORBS!"
- "JUNIOR. MORTON HERE!"
- "MORTON GIVE FOOD. EAT! EAT NOW!"
- "…MORTON COOK WITH FIRE. MORTON STRONG! BUT FIRE MORE STRONG."
- "THOSE MINION CAPTAINS! ORIGINAL CAPTAINS."
- "SMALL MINIONS, BIG HEARTS! CAPTAIN MINIONS EVEN SAVE LARGE BOWSER ONE TIME!"
- "NO WORRY, SMALL BOWSER! MORTON BELIEVE IN YOU!"
- "MORTON STRONG LIKE WALL! …BUT EVEN WALL FALL DOWN SOMETIME."
- "…OH. MORTON SORRY."
- "LORD JUNIOR. MORTON FORGOT. BROUGHT THIS FOR YOU."
- "SORRY AGAIN." =
- "MORTON…STAY WITH LORD JUNIOR."
- "MORTON NOT KNOW…"
- "BULB IS…ROUND."
- "IGGY SAFE. IGGY NOT HURT."
- "IGGY NOT HURT. IGGY COME HOME…"
- "YOU! YOU ARE ONION?"
- "GIVE MORTON ONION. NOW!"
- "MORTON NEED ONION."
- "GIVE TO MORTON!"
- "SMALL BOWSER BATTLE HIM. SMALL BOWSER NOT LOSE. SMALL BOWSER GET ONION."
- "ONION! YOU GIVE! PROMISE IS PROMISE."
- "WHERE OTHER KOOPALINGS? MORTON WORRY."
- "MMM. SWEET…"
- "YUMMY…IN MORTON TUMMY…"
- "LORD JUNIOR. RUN…NOW…"
- "…MORTON SLEEP?"
- "MASTER…EYES LEAK? STOP LEAK, MASTER!"
- "MORTON NOT CRY."
- "MORTON FEEL FEELINGS TOO."
- "BUT…JUNIOR WISE? MORTON NOT KNOW."
Television shows
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
- "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever! Even for a giant, he's a giant." - Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas
- "Yeah, and they're gonna pick you to be their leader! Isn't that always the way? Treat people lousy, dump garbage on their heads and they'll follow you anywhere!" - Recycled Koopa
- "Let's do an ambush..." - Do the Koopa
- "You're a royal pain! And we need your cage for our prisoners!" - Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas
- "So you won't be lonely, here's a little something to keep you company!" - Crimes R Us
- "Stick em up! I am a BAD robber Koopa! I am also a BAD dancer!" - Crimes R Us
Super Mario World
- "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" - Send in the Clown
Miscellaneous
- 「フムフム。結構やってくれるじゃんか。マリオに変身されると、どーも手強くなりそうだ。よし、オヤジに報告だ。」 ("Hmmm. You're pretty tricky. If Mario transforms himself, he'll be difficult to beat. Well, I'll report this to our dad.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 8.
- "Grrrr. You're pretty tricky. With all of these new moves, Mario will be difficult to beat. I'd better report this to our Dad!" - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 9.
- "Grrr... Mario, I ain't feelin' too good today. My hair looks terrible and I can't be bothered wit' you. So come over here where I can blast you wit' dis here wand. (We'll just see if you can stomp me on the head three times. I may be slower than little Larry, but I'm faster on the draw.)" - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide