List of treasures in Wario: Master of Disguise

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This article is a list of Wario's Treasures that appeared in the game, Wario: Master of Disguise. There are 130 treasures in all.

First Category

#	Name of the Treasure	Description	Retail Price	Image
1	Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw	A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men! Found in: Episode 4	$110	Required image.
2	Grizzled Prospector Candy	These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly. Found in: Episode 1	$24500	Required image.
3	Pompadour of Legend	A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets. Found in: Episode 3	$479	Required image.
4	Failed Teenage Romance Diary	A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today! Found in: Episode 7	$8364	Required image.
5	Dress of Cleaning Might	This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills! Found in: Special Episode 5	$5200	Required image.
6	Spectacles of the Fool	Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable. Found in: Special Episode 5	$18000	Required image.
7	Queenly Ear Hair	The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind. Found in: Episode 5	$5456	Required image.
8	Maldorous Keepsake	A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is. Found in: Episode 3	$15917	Required image.
9	Discarded Doctor Scrubs	The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist. Found in: Episode 1	$280	Required image.
10	Spoiled Child's Pacifier	This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool. Found in: Episode 4	$6501	Required image.
11	Sandals of Infamy	These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types. Found in: Episode 5	$79	Required image.
12	Lovely Pink Nightie	A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only. Found in: Episode 9	$14087	Required image.
13	Friendly Clown Autograph	Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up. Found in: Episode 4	$379	Required image.
14	Infield Diamond Dirt	Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant. Found in: Episode 3	$7419	Required image.
15	Celebrity of the Hour Poster	This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame. Found in: Episode 5	$210	Required image.
16	Prince Redleg Pantaloon	A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance! Found in: Episode 10	$21930	Required image.
17	Forever X-ray Glasses	This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it. Found in: Episode 2	$5839	Required image.
18	Hairy Macho Bathrobe	This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair. Found in: Episode 2	$2349	Required image.
19	Itchy Top Hat	Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice. Found in: Episode 9	$349	Required image.
20	"Rare" Collectable Figurine	his super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited. Found in: Episode 7	$145	Required image.
21	Forever Tissue Box	This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home. Found in: Episode 10	$101	Required image.
22	Scary Mr. Bunny	This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure range. Keep away from children. Found in: Episode 8	$79	Required image.
23	Seven-Leaf Clover	This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness. Found in: Episode 6	$105	Required image.
24	Mighty Trucker Panda	A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo. Found in: Episode 6	$206	Required image.
25	Heartfelt Hotcakes	These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise. Found in: Episode 8	$109	Required image.
26	Lucky Love Toast	If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams! Why does it work? We have no idea. Found in: Episode 8	$333	Required image.
27	Cutie-Pie Hypno Specs	A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure. Found in: Episode 7	$4341	Required image.
28	Young Socialite's Scarf	If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however. Found in: Episode 6	$89	Required image.
29	Rich Man's Ice Cream	This unbeliavably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air. Found in: Episode 7	$171	Required image.
30	I Love You Lunchbox	Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice. Found in: Episode 1	$298	Required image.
31	Seductive Lipstick	This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes. Found in: Episode 4	$89	Required image.
32	Crow Feather Shoes	Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar but resemble road kill from up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them. Found in: Special Episode 3	$17100	Required image.
33	Scones of Sadness	These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone... who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic. Found in: Special Episode 1	$29800	Required image.

Second Category

#	Name of the Treasure	Description	Retail Price	Image
1	Sapphire Topknot	No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes. Found in: Episode 1	$5099	Required image.
2	False Beard of Might	A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count! Found in: Episode 5	$139	Required image.
3	Golden Throne	A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings! Found in: Episode 4	$876	Required image.
4	Wishstone Fragment (1)	A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship. Found in: Episode 2	???	Required image.
5	Short Guy Boots	These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to. Found in: Episode 1	$778	Required image.
6	Nifty Wario Poster	A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming. Found in: Episode 7	$8355	Required image.
7	Odd Lucky Thingie	A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll! Found in: Episode 4	$234	Required image.
8	Wishstone Fragment (2)	A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read. Found in: Episode 6	???	Required image.
9	Spangly Celebrity Garb	Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent. Found in: Episode 9	$3191	Required image.
10	Matching Frilly Pink T-Shirts	Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy! Found in: Episode 3	$935	Required image.
11	Reindeer Headlamp	A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions. Found in: Episode 1	$64	Required image.
12	Wishstone Fragment (3)	A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids. Found in: Episode 4	???	Required image.
13	Superfantastical Money Tree	Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. Found in: Episode 2	$20	Required image.
14	Gilded Ice Cream Sandwich	This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy! Found in: Episode 4	$4734	Required image.
15	Wishstone Fragment (4)	A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen... Found in: Episode 9	???	Required image.
16	Scary Wrestler Mask	A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage. Found in: Episode 3	$709	Required image.
17	Has-Been Celebrity Photo	A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls. Found in: Episode 5	$368	Required image.
18	Amazing Garlic Clove	This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests! Found in: Episode 9	$1203	Required image.
19	Mustache Wax	Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde! Found in: Episode 4	$373	Required image.
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21	Brilliant Bug	A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind. Found in: Episode 6	$64	Required image.
22	Bluebird of Luckiness	A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards. Found in: Episode 10	$997	Required image.
23	North Pole Ice Cubes	Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves! Found in: Episode 6	$20	Required image.
24	Nostalgic Memory Picture	A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy. Found in: Episode 10	$156	Required image.
25	Rare Gem Cereal	A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening. Found in: Episode 8	$4096	Required image.
26	Manly Chin Extender	Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling. Found in: Special Episode 4	$60550	Required image.
27	Sassy Wig
28	Shooting Star Chunk
29	Electric Pork Chop
30	String Theory Soup
31	Slimy Squid Ring
32	Calf Hair Spray
33	Lovely Burglar Mask

Third Category

#	Name of the Treasure	Description	Retail Price	Image
1	Back Massage Coupon	A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away. Found in: ???	$736	Required image.
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3	Sandals of Song	Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however. Found in: ???	$160	Required image.
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5	Paranoid Bear Carving	It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around. Found in: ???	$93	Required image.
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8	Crazy Delicious Bamboo	This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it. Found in: ???	$30	Required image.
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10	Strong Sauce	Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite! Found in: ???	$79	Required image.
11	Ab Annihilator	This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe. Found in: ???	$140	Required image.
12	Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup	This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis. Found in: ???	$6,409	Image required
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15	Comatose Cushion	A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever. Found in: ???	$3,719	Required image.
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17	Handy Scrub Brush	A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order. Found in: ???	$809	Required image.
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23	Booby-Trapped Magnet Car	This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES! Found in: ???	$280	Required image.
24	Amazing Massage Chair	The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds. Found in: ???	$100	Required image.
25	Clever Sidekick	A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be. Found in: ???	$37	Required image.
26	Telemarketer's Bane	This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious! Found in: ???	$60	Required image.
27	Hilarity Machine	The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians. Found in: ???	$809	Required image.
28	Fool's Candy	If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around. Found in: ???	$7,901	Required image.
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30	Classy Bubble Pipe	A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows... Found in: ???	$54	Required image.
31	Train Window Painting	When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound. Found in: ???	$7,901	Required image.
32	Fully Automated Pinwheel	This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists. Found in: ???	$380	Required image.

Fourth Category

#	Name of the Treasure	Description	Retail Price	Image
???	Weightless Backpack	This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy. Found in: Episode 1	$58	Required image.
???	Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt
???	Spooky Haunted Seaweed
???	Bath-Time Shampoo Hat
???	Silky Nose Hair Tonic
???	Jurassic Snot
???	The Earwax Rifle
???	Heat-Seeking Soccer Ball
???	Fanny Armor
???	Formal Salmon Lure
???	Turbo Chompers
???	Superultramega Drill
???	Scary Bug in Amber
???	Excavated T. Rex Skull
???	Kneecap Guards
???	Totally Legit UFO Photo
???	Vengeful Robot Controller
???	Crop Circle Pendant
???	Haunted Television
???	Jigsaw Puzzle Solver
???	Homework-O-Matic
???	Midterm Clothespins
???	Starfish Ladybug
???	Big Scoop Camera
???	Freaky Cat Glasses
???	Tiger Underwear of Doom
???	Sweet & Spicy Pastries
???	Titanium Chef Hands
???	Super Mega Trump Card
???	Forbidden Cheat Sheet
???	Uncomfortable False Eye
???	Town Gossip Billboard