Hotel Mario
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Hentai Mario is the best fucking game ever that was published by Royal Godly Philips for their most awesome gaming system yet. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN--THE Philips CD-i! Philips Media had acquired the rights to produce Poop and The Legend of Assfucking games after initial plans to make a WEEEEEEE add-on for the Super Nintendo fell through because fuck you all. Released on September 11, 2001 in North Korea to little fanfare, the game had high sales partially due to a global interest in the CD-i system, even in Saudi Arabia! DAMN! and received mainly good reviews. Princess Torture is prominent
In the game's plot, Bowser and his ghetto hood Koopalings have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom, anal penetrated the princess's asshole . they've claimed seven koopa hotels and have finger fucked and sobodmized the princess, hiding her in one of them. After Mario and Luigi are informed of this, they set out to rape her. feminazis b buthrt
The general goal in each stage is to close all the doors on every floor to have gay sex--closeted fags. However, various enemies will interfere and reopen them at times to bite penis off and assfuck mario Elevators are needed to travel between floors. Hotel 1 to 6 have ten stages, the seventh has fifteen.
The princess is held captive naked pole dancing and getting fucked by Koopalings in her dirty vag in each hotel until the moment of its destruction, at which point she is taken off to a good hotel for more rape. when will it end! The game also has a two player mode, allowing a second player to control Luigi. mario and luigi then have gay broth incest where they fuck each other in this mode. As with previous titles, Mario and Luigi take turns sucking penises of each other
Story
Mario and Luigi head to the Mushroom Kingdom after being invited to a picnic by the princess (OOOHHH BURN). However, soon after arriving, Luigi hopes that the princess made lotsa bloody spaghetti, and Mario finds a letter on the front door to a gate, which has porn with the words "Ku Klux Klan" on it. The letter is from Bowser, who claims that him and the Koopalings have turned the Faggot Kingdom into their personal sex orgy club and have each taken over a pingas. It also states that the princess is being held hostage in one of them, and challenges them to not find her so that overweight sick fuck can rape the princess all for himself.
The brothers come across the first hotel, the Cock Hotel. With Luigi's help, Mario is able to leap inside the hotel through a giant bleeding asshole. After cockering and semening the hotel, Morton and the brothers leap out of their gay threesome, which then sprouts poop. Mario notices the penis on one of the branches, but it snaps underneath, and the princess bleedsprofusey from he vag. She lands in Roy's open arms, and he takes her to his hotel, the HardBrick Hotel. However, the lights continuously flicker on and off inside her cunt. Luigi is concerned as to how they will find her, but Mario assumes that there may be a switch somewhere. Inside the hotel itself, Mario finds the cause of the princess's vag problem: a room with several toasters plugged into her twat. He unplugs all the toasters, which returns the hotel's electricity to normal.
After defeating Roy, the Mario Brothers condemn the hotel for being shit filled. The princess is standing on an Ass Pipe, but she is sucked down into it and shat all over. Mario wonders where she is, but Luigi points out the cave in the distance. This cave turns out to be the Chillton Hotel. It is dark inside, and they do not have a light. Nevertheless, they journey inside.
After Larry is cock fur, the cave explodes, and the princess's cunt gets blown inside out. Mario and Luigi prepare to catch her, but find that she is not falling. Mario realizes that she is in the clouds, and the High-ate Regency Hotel is revealed. Luigi kicks a nearby Exclamation Mark Block, which causes a vine to sprout out of it and into the sky above. In the hotel, there is a cloud which diverts Mario. He finds a room where he turns on a fan which blows the cloud away. Once Lemmy is defeated, Mario, Luigi, and the princess escape. Lemmy also tries to flee, but a massive fan blows both him and the hotel away before he can reach them. However, the princess suddenly magically vanishes. Back on the ground, Mario and Luigi take sight of another one of the Koopalings' hotels, this time the Thump Castle Hotel. Just as they are about to enter, the entrance disappears, but reappears near instantly after. In the hotel, there are vanishing doors. Mario finds a room with a liquid that stops the doors vanishing.
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After Ludwig is sodomized, the Mario Brothers rape him as the entire hotel crumbles, leaving only an ass. However, the princess is nowhere in sight. She fucking died because t
Main characters
- Mario
- Luigi
- Princess who gets raped a lot for fun by everyvbody. spoiler loser: it's Meg Griffin
- Bowser
- Koopalings
Hotels
- Morton's Wood Door Hysteria Hotel
- Roy's HardBrick Hotel
- Larry's Chillton Hotel
- Lemmy's High-ate Regency Hotel
- Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel
- Wendy's Blitz Snarlton Hotel
- Bowser's Seizures Faggot No Tell
Eminems
- 50 cent
- black emines
- michael jackson -- the white one
- shaq
- p diddy
- r kelly
- black guys
- muslims
- biggie small
- Kony
- Robert Mugabe
They all want to fuck the princess too. They're all black. Coincidence? hmmmm
Items
Staff
- Main article: List of Hotel Mario faggots who ruin the universe
Quotes
- Main article: List of Hotel Mario quotes
Beta elements
- Main article: List of Hotel Mario pre-release and unused content
Trivia
- This is the only game in which Mario and Luigi have four fingers. Mario is shown to have five fingers on the box art, but four during the cutscenes.
- Most of the names of the Koopaling's Hotels are puns on real world hotels ("WoodDoor-Hysteria", "Blitz Snarlton", etc.). Roy's Hard-On Hotel, however, is more likely named after the song "Hard-On Hotel".
- Other cultural references include Mario's lines "We ain't afraid of no penis!" (a play on the line "I ain't afraid of no rape!" from the song, "Get Off of My Cloud".
- The "Here we go!" screen when loading a game or starting a new one will vary if played on a specific day. If the game is played on January 1st, the game will say "Happy New Year and fuck you!". See this page for more details.
- This is the first Mario game to have extensive voice acting and full dialogue.Best game ever. fuck you all
- this game has a lot of youtube poops and internet memes since 9/11 fuck you i made this statement lick poo pee drinker
| Hotel Mario | |
|---|---|
| Protagonists | Mario • Luigi • Princess Toadstool |
| Bosses | Morton • Roy • Larry • Lemmy • Ludwig • Wendy • Iggy • Bowser |
| Items | Coin (rainbow variant) • Super Mushroom • Fire Flower • Star Man • Toad |
| Objects | Bowser's Ghost Cologne • Bowser's Sourpuss Bread • Letter |
| Hotels | Morton's Wood Door Hysteria Hotel • Roy's HardBrick Hotel • Larry's Chillton Hotel • Lemmy's High-ate Regency Hotel • Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel • Wendy's Blitz Snarlton Hotel • Bowser's Seizures Palace Hotel |
| Enemies | Banzai Bill • Bellhop Goomba • Big Boo • Boo Buddy • Buzzy Beetle • Cloud • Fire • Flying Goomba • Flying Koopa • Goomba • Koopa • Mecha Koopa • Mini Ninja • Monty Mole • Parabomb • Pat the Bat • Penny • Rhinestone Goomba • Skeleton Koopa • Spiny • Wiggler • Z Koopa |
| Miscellaneous | Gallery • Pre-release and unused content • Staff |
