Is Corn Grass?

Status: Mario Kart 8 extravaganza.

No pointless messages referring to my username (such as "Bowser will destroy you", "How's your relationship with Peach?", "You suck, Luigi is better than you", "You're an attention hog", "You're fat", and so on) unless I know you enough.

These pages were cleansed by defenders of Mushroom Kingdom from Wario. They are marked by their heads here, proudly. First two archives contain a bunch of useless, silly shit. Venture there in your mobile phone at your own risk.
Disc 3: The third batch of doldrums aimed to kill anybody that hates boredom.

You can talk to me if you want. I'll usually reply, unless it's an extremely immature treasure chest of spam, profanity, and some wandalism mixed in. In that case, I hope you're happy in ban land.

NOTE! If you hardly know me, do NOT send friend requests to me. I will not accept random users as friends. If you want to make friends with me, you have to actually talk to me. Don't worry, I won't bite. I will bite if you just say, "WILL u b my friendz lol dsoimfoigeoiure". Don't take this as a discouragement to chat with me.

I'll be clear: your first message to me should NOT be "Will you be my friend"?

Don't add the {{unsigned}} on my talk page unless you're going to talk to me as well. Adding the template is similar to correcting grammar from a user five months ago; it's a false alarm whenever the notification shows up.

Mario^-HOHO! (Talk / Stalk)

And yes, corn is grass.

Waaaaaaaario

Bonswaa. (That's Waluigi learning French) The tyranny is finally over. Just look at this: Problem is, he still has a lightning shot. That theif. - 03:14, 3 June 2014 (EDT)

Out of school

We'll the time has came I'm out of my school. 16:11, 5 June 2014 (EDT) Daisy 187

Wow, after 12th grade, school days have sure gone by. Mario^-HOHO! (Talk / Stalk) 14:24, 6 June 2014 (EDT)

Umm

I meant 6th.. 12:29, 8 June 2014 (EDT) Daisy 187

Inside Wario!

File:Wariobody.jpg

This is what he looks like on the inside. Knowing how much you love Wario, I know you will take good care of this!

This message was definitely NOT sent by Shy Guy (The guy with the mask.) (talk) 15:15, 14 June 2014 (EDT)