List of quotes in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
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The following in a list of quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!. They are listed by character.
Mario
- "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's raviolis smothered with honey" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
- "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "Do the Mario!" - Closing Credits
- "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" - "Rolling Down the River"
- "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
- "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
- "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
- "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!" - "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
- "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" - "The Great BMX Race"
- "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" - "The Great BMX Race"
- "Not on my melted mozarrella! - "Stars in Their Eyes"
- "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" - "Jungle Fever"
- "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
- "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
- "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
- "If you can't beat 'em, join e'm! Then beat 'em!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
- *singing* "Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak." - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
- "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
- "I just love food that's spicy!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
- "I always cry at wedding feasts!" - "Mario and Joliet"
- "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
- "I hope the food's better than the furniture!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
- "As we say in Brooklyn; Banzai!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
- "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
- "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!" - "The Unzappables"
- "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!" - "The Mark of Zero"
- "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!" - "The Mark of Zero"
- "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
- "It's ugly, but it floats!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
- "What? Only one pizza?" - "Quest for Pizza"
- "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
- "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!" - "Plumbers Academy"
- "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!" - "Mario of the Apes"
- "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
- "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pastasicles!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
- "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
- "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
- "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?" - "Mario of the Deep"
- "I guess someday, even Super Mario can't think of everything!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
- "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
- "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!" - "Crocodile Mario"
- "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!" - "Crocodile Mario"
- "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!" - "Star Koopa"
- "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?" - "Star Koopa"
- "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!" - "Robo Koopa"
Luigi
- "I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
- "P-polar bear? Lunch!?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Hey, Super Mario! Super-cook their goose!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
- (*sobs*) He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Who could forget? Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "C-c-crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh, I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? I mean, uh, shee, let's split this place!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
- "Me? B-b-but I can't swim across the moat! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
- "Fellons? Yo, I never fell on nobody! I'm uh..." - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "Oh no! End dend! I mean, dend dead! I mean shee, we're trapped!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "Mama mia! We shoulda rented a camel with air conditioning!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
- "Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
- "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" - "Rolling Down the River"
- "He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kind of horse." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
- "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
- "Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
- "I th-think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" - "The Great BMX Race"
- "I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach." - "The Great BMX Race"
- "That's what I call Shower Power!" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
- "Yo, my brother: the pasta vampire." - "Count Koopula"
- "Gee, that Mario. He can pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
- "Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
- "Let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, uhh, by stayin' here"! - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
- "Eh, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
- "Annette Funicello? Where?" - "Mario and Joliet"
- "Pluggin' up pipes goes against everythin' we stand for!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
- "Zelda of Legend! Next the from scenes! Some me show halfwit you!" - "Time Out Luigi"
- "The dungeon? I'm allergic to dungeons!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
- "Better make that "The more for Mario"!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
- "We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
- "Hey! I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
- "This place is emptier than a flushed drainpipe!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
- "I want my mommy!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
- "The Koopas are coming! The Koopas are coming! The Koopas are coming!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
- "Aww, Toad. Did'ya hafta say dead?" - "The Trojan Koopa"
- "How ooga bugga-mugga wa-ooga-ma!" - "Quest for Pizza"
- "Ouch! Someone's standin' on my toe, and it's not me!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
- "Mario's mind was where it always is: on pasta." - "Karate Koopa"
- "Relax, princess! He knows who he is! Mario's always gone ape for meatballs!" - "Mario of the Apes"
- "I'm a chicken of the sea!" - "Mario of the Deep"
- "The only good thing so far is: we got to ride the roller coaster without a ticket!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
- "Stop him, Mario! Tell him Italian food is not on his diet!" - "Crocodile Mario"
- "I knew we should've built this raft with brakes!" - "Crocodile Mario"
- "Bein' garbage really makes a guy feel down in the dumps!" - "Star Koopa"
- "Koopa was scary enough when he was just a slimy reptile!" - "Robo Koopa"
King Koopa
- "Koopa Pack, attack!" - Various episodes
- "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" - Various episodes
- "Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! I want my feet licked." - "The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said: "Cheat, beat, and be merry!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
- "I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
- "Happy? Imposter! I never use the H word." - "Rolling Down the River"
- "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do." - "Rolling Down the River"
- "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" - "Rolling Down the River"
- "Don't interrupt me, not while I'm boasting and gloating!" - "Rolling Down the River"
- "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" - "Rolling Down the River"
- "One of the nice things about being evil is... you get to lie a lot. Ha ha." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
- "Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
- "That goose is gonna smother you brothers!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
- "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" - "The Great BMX Race"
- "There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!" - "The Great BMX Race"
- "You're breaking my heart, princess! Now, get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder! *laughs*" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
- "You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate spaghetti! I hate Quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
- "Alright! Which one of you messed up? Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?" - "Jungle Fever"
- "Thank you, princess! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!" - "Jungle Fever"
- "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." - "Brooklyn Bound"
- "Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!" - "Brooklyn Bound"
- "Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!" - "Brooklyn Bound"
- "Those annoying wrench-heads won’t ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas out of them!" - "Toad Warriors"
- "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
- "Mouser! More marshmallows!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
- "Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me! - "Count Koopula"
- "Fire a warning shot! ... On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
- "Listen up, you reptile retches! It's time to play 'Auction the Princess'! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me." - "Pirates of Koopa
- "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
- "Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores, while I play!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
- "Stop, or I'll tell on you!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
- "Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
- "You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
- "I'm gonna turn these two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers." - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
- "Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
- "Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!" - "The Pied Koopa"
- "Mouser, this is not a nursery school! This is an evil castle!" - "The Pied Koopa"
- "No one is that stupid!" - "Koopenstein"
- "Oh, goody-goody! The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
- "When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
- "I'm always ready for sneaky badness!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
- "I love being rotten!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
- "Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
- "You mean I can't destroy the island? I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
- "You were hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd wing from wing!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
- "Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
- "Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
- "Pesky persnickety plumbers! I wish they'd never been invented!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
- "Mouser, if anything happens to the princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
- "Too late! His gorgeous self is here!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
- "Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
- "Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
- "'"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
- "Ba humkoop!" - "Koopa Klaus"
- "Plug your ears and watch your rears! We're goin' Bob-omb bowlin'" - "The Unzappables"
- "Let's stash this cash and dash!" - "The Unzappables"
- "Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap." - "The Ten Koopmandments"
- "Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
- "You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits? Why am I cursed with such incompetants?!' - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
- "It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
- "It's... it's... it's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
- "More! I want more! More!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
- "Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sock Hop Land: Koopa, the Kool!" "Elvin Lives"
- "Come back here! We got a date for the prom!" "Elvin Lives"
- "No way, José! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got dual carbs! I got four on the floor!" "Elvin Lives"
- "When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!" - "Plumbers Academy"
- "In just a few minutes, the bidding for Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa Kola!" - "Karate Koopa"
- "Welcome aboard Air Albatoss. This is your Koopa speaking. This flight is non-stop 'til ya drop!" - "Mario of the Apes"
- "We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks by letting me win a baseball game." - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
- "Now is plumber squashing time!" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
- "OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate... OW! Why can't they pick on... OW! Someone their own size?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
- "It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
- "I want that ranger in danger! Now!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
- "Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
- "Congratulations! You've won a five-hundred year all-expense paid trip to Club Koopatraz!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
- "It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
- "This better be a bad dream, plumber, 'cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
- "What the Koop are you talkin' about?" "Mario of the Deep"
- "You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold here to bother Kooping about!" - "Mario of the Deep"
- "You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
- "Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
- "Fan-kooping-tastic, it worked!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
- "I love Down Under Land! It's where Mario Bros. went down- and under!" - "Crocodile Mario"
- "Go to Warp 10, Mouser!" "Star Koopa"
- "If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong-do it yourself!" - "Star Koopa"
- "I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! (fiddles on his control panel) Drat! Where is that 'destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers' button!" - "Robo Koopa"
- "The fun's not over yet! I've got Super-vision; Super-hearing; Super-strength; And yes, even... Super-toes!" - "Robo Koopa".
- "If it isn't... Robo-Rooter!" - "Robo Koopa".
Toad
- "I'm warning you, I get airsick. Heeeelp!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Mommy? You're not my mommy!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "I can't be your little Cheepy, lady! I don't have wings! Look! No wings, no feathers. I'm just a mushroom that can't stand heights!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Flying lessons!? Are you out of your mind!?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "The least that featherbrain could've done was lend me a parachute. Hey! That's it! A parachute!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Hey! It's me! I mean, him! It's little Cheepy! The Birdo's real lost baby!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "Oh no! I'm not going back up there! Never!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
- "When I get my hands on that King Koopa I'll fix his wagon!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "I'm no frog. I can't even swim." - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "Bombs awaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
- "Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" - "Rolling Down the River"
- "Hey, man, I’m the Fantastic Fungus! The supercharged Mushroom of Might! I’m the Toad Warrior!" - "Toad Warriors"
- "Naughty turtle, you've been hittin' the sauce again, well, have some more! " - "Count Koopula"
- "You blew that one, Koopa stoopa!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
- "Let's make like eggs and SCRAMBLE!!!" - "Mario of the Deep"
- "So much for hope." - "Stars in Their Eyes"