User talk:MCD

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR A FAKE NEWS JOB ON THIS PAGE. YOU WILL BE IGNORED. INSTEAD, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE ORANGE (MAYBE SCHMORANGE?) BOX.

How to Apply to Write for the Fake News To write for the Fake News, you must follow these steps: First, you require an account on the Super Mario Boards, so you can post rapidly about how you just applied for a job! do the next step. Next, send me (Yasuhiro Hagakure) a personal message on the Super Mario Boards. Please don't ask to write for the Fake News on my talk page. In this message, you must answer all the questions and whatnot on this lovely, certainly not stolen application form: Which position would you like to apply for? Writers have the choice to submit sections monthly, bi-monthly (every other month), or volunteer-based (one-time submission). Please select which section plan you would like to observe. The staff reserves the right to remove writers from their position if they engage in activities that reflect badly on The 'Shroom. These activities include extensive misbehavior on the Super Mario Wiki and/or its forums. Do you agree to not engage in such activities for the entire duration of your employment? Please write a full-length demo of your section. That way, we can have a bit of your work to decide if you can be on the team. After you have sent this to me, the 'Shroom's Core Staff will evaluate your section; trust me, it can take quite a long time. If you got the job, congratulations! Make sure to send me your section on time and covered in delicious salad dressing. If you already write for the Fake News, then...why are you reading this? o_O

MrConcreteDonkey's Talk Page Archives Current Talk Page Archive 1 - Humble Beginnings Archive 2 - Shrooms, Promotions and Shroom Promotions. 'Shroom September Issue Hey, MCD! Please PM me your Critic Corner section on the forums by no later than September 8th. If you are unable to send your section in on time please let me know as soon as possible so we can sort something out. Late sections will not be accepted except with a solid reasoning, and if you fail to send in your section regularly without proper notice you will be removed. With that said, have fun writing! Sincerely, your glorious hypnodirector The Critic Corner director, ~Anton Crocodile Dippy (talk) 20:41, 1 September 2012 (EDT) Oh, no!! Not that paper-made cyan Yoshi again!!! Hi, MCD! Hello there! Please be sure to get your sections done and sent to me through either the forums or my email by October 13. If you need more time or aren't able to send your section in and you have a valid reason for doing so, please let me know!! We'll work something out. If you have any questions, do let me know as well! Enjoy the month~ Zange Paper Yoshi Talk 10:14, 6 October 2012 (EDT) Boo! Hi, MCD! Please PM Super Mario Bros. and Gabumon your 'Shroom section on the forums (our forums, which one did you think?) by no later than October 13th. Please remember to save a copy in your outbox. If you can't, be sure to tell us soon and we'll be sure to punish you cruelly work something out. 'Shroomingly yours, Super Mario Bros. and Gabumon · SMB (Talk) · 12:52, 6 October 2012 (EDT) 'Shroom October Issue Hey, MCD! Please PM me your Critic Corner section on the forums by no later than October 13th, 2012. If you are unable to send your section in on time please let me know as soon as possible so we can sort something out. Late sections will not be accepted except with a solid reasoning, and if you fail to send in your section regularly without proper notice you will be removed. With that said, have fun writing! Sincerely, your glorious hypnodirector The Critic Corner director, ~Anton Crocodile Dippy (talk) 23:00, 6 October 2012 (EDT) Wanna be friends? Wanna be friends with me? my page is http://www.mariowiki.com/User:Razzoom. Userbox is: |- | This user is friends with Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior. Hi! I recently sent you an application message on Super Mario Boards. Did you notice? marioman1213 Sorry! Late submission :( Aw, I'm really sorry. My laptop crashed and I couldn't submit it by then. But I've revised my last one to fit next month's "theme". We Interrupt your Clearly Unnecessary Program for this Weather Forecast! Yay! Hey Marioverse! There may be some cool fronts coming your way! Oh yes! In Cool, Cool Mountain, even the little penguins may be getting chilly this November! Be sure to bulk up or fall into unsuspecting attics that just happen to be by a cliff! In Snowman's Land you're really in for a treat! The water is now very, very cold! Don't jump in or you'll be sure to lose your lives! In Sherbet Land, watch out for gigantic shy guys and ice blocks with eyes. They're just so out to get you. Ah, but you lucky ducks, or bullies in some aspects, in the southern regions are staying very nice and warm! Lethal Lava Land. Is it even possible to freeze lava? Regardless, Bowser's minions are keeping the thermal region very warm indeed. (We aren't responsible for loss of postcards or appendages) Bob-Omb Battlefield is NOT feeling the results of Marioverse's latest ice-cool phenomenon, El Pinguino! Rather, there seems to be a La Pinguina effect caused by the heated tension between the Red Alliance Bob-Omb army and the Black Bob-Ombs. (Again, no sudden head loss or sudden desire to smash red floating blocks are not our responsibility) And then for you indecisive Marioversers, we have that one place... Yoshi's Island in the Smash Bros Brawl region, is suffering from lack of ideas. You will be seeing both El Pinguino and La Pinguina effects, creating a parallel/paradox region of alternating seasons. (Sudden house destruction by large apes or muscular men screaming about punching falcons are not our fault or responsibility) That's all for this broadcast. Now back to your meaningless regular programming!