Talk:Bombette
On and off boyfriend?
After rescuing the star spirit Muskular, two bomb ombs will be exploding rapidly next to the koopa elder's house, if talked to without bombette in the party, one bomb omb will say, "Shut up! She probably dumped you 'cause you never stopped talking!" To which he will respond: "My love for Bombette is deep like the southern sea! Bomb! Even being dumped constantly won't discourage me! Ba-bomb!"
When you talk to them with boombette, the first will say, "Do you hear this guy Bombette? He never stops talking about you! Bud-a-bomb!" To which he will respond, "Oh, Bombette!!!!!!" To which she will respond, "Shut up! Please! Right now! Think about something else for two seconds, will ya? You're really starting to get on my nerves!" To which the presumably x-boyfriend will say, "I'm putting my whole heart into this next explosion! Watch it and see my true love! Bomb, bomb! Bip-bomb!"
Her X-boyfriends tattle: He's a bob-omb. He was jailed at Koopa Bros. Fortress. He probably came here after escaping. The kind koopa troopas welcomed him with open arms. how neighborly! He must be overjoyed.
More on, if you do a side quest to calm the neighbors down, bombette will say, "I'm off on an adventure, doing very important things. I have enough to think about without your puppy love! And besides, you're not my type! I told you that before! So calm down before you blow a fuse."
- I'm not familiar with the Paper Mario series but is what you have written fan fiction or actual events? Anyway, whatever the answer is, it should not be on a Talk Page. If it is fan fics, then it is 100% not welcome here; if it's real, then somehow incorporate it into the article, sharing stuff like this should be left for forums. Jackpot
Jordan 05:00, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
