User:Purity Essence
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| File:Mushroom2.PNG | This user reads The 'Shroom. |
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| File:BowserJr's Clowncar.png | This user is often caught dating Bowser Jr. in her world. |
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This user is often trying to get revenge on Wario. |
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| Mario's gotta die! | This user is often caught trying to kill Mario out of revenge for her Cheep-Cheep's death. |
Yay!
I'm finally autoconfirmed! I'll move my comedy over soon.
The Bit, Episode One
Me: This is the first bit!
Toadette: Today's all about the Mega Mushroom!
Me: Didn't I hire Toad and Yoshi?
Toadette: Yes. The Mega Mushroom is-
Toad and Yoshi: Sorry we're late! Princess Peach got nabbed!
Me: A power-up that lets you grow to epic proportions. Call Luigi, For crying out loud!!!
Toad: We're out of time for today!
Bit Part 2
Me: Toad, where's Toadette?
Toad: She called in sick. Said she got the Blorbs.
Me: That stinks. Call Daisy.
Daisy: BOO!
Toad and Me: AHHHHH!
Me: Not cool, Daisy. Did you hear? Toadette's got the blorbs.
Yoshi: The Ice Flower lets you shoot Iceballs from your finger tips. Mini? Care to do the honors?
Me: Yes! *Nabs Ice Flower* Eat ICEBALLS, Daisy! *flicks at Daisy and freezes her solid* Oops! Tee-hee-hee!
Bit After Part 2
Me: Well, did they find the Princess?
Toad: Nope. I saw Bowser nab her.
Daisy: Mmph! MMMMMMMPH! (Help! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!)
Me: I think we have next time!
Mario: *frees Daisy from her icy prison* There you go!
Yoshi: Is this being FILMED?!?!
Me: Turn off the cameras! We're done here!
Camera Guy: That's a wrap!
Lol Camera Guy was a joke if you do not get it.
Bit Part 3
Me: Well, at least we don't have to worry about Daisy scaring us, huh?
Camera Guy: Yes.
Toadette: I'm back. What do you plan on this week? Toad's ou-
Me, CG, and Yoshi: NO!!!!
Toadette: -t sick. Why did you shout?!
Me: D-D-Did you c-c-call Daisy?
Toadette: Yes. Where is-
Daisy: BOO!
CG, Yoshi, Toadette, and I: AHHHH!
Toadette: Oh, now I get why you shouted.
Yoshi: The SUPER LEAF-
Me: What happened to the Fire Flower?
Daisy: My bad. *gives me a butt burn* That's for freezing me!
Yoshi: Gives you the CLASSIC ABILITY TO FLY!!!
Everyone but Daisy: Gimme one! *flies away*
Camera Guy again. :D Yeah, he's a blue Shy Guy.
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| vg-3 | This user is an advanced gamer. Sorta. |
Bowser Rules.
Wario can go eat a thousand of Wendy's Coins now. THIS IS KOOPA TURF. |-
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| File:Wario1.gif | This user has banned Wario because of his raucous manners and all the pranks he, Waluigi, and Luigi had pulled on me. |
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| File:Mario1.gif | This user has a strong hatred of Mario and is good friends with Bowser. |
I have a million cause I'm Bowser's best human pal! Namely, I have Ike, my pet Koopa, and Harold, MysteryGirl2012's pet Hammer Bro.
My Friend Box
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This user is used to Lost Mini Star09 (talk). A lot. |
Values
File:Coin.jpg 1 coin.
File:Sms red coin.jpg Two coins. Larger variety is 4 coins.
File:SMSbluecoin.png 5 coins. Usually, I steal them from Wario.
Ten coins. I usually "borrow" these from Mario.
20 coins. They're always in my bank account.
30 coins. I'm always in need of these. I have a Luma, for crying out loud!
40 coins. I'm a collector of these!
50 coins. They're rare, sure, but worth it!
File:AceCoin.PNG 100 coins. Rarer, but still worth finding!
250 coins. I also use these as ammo for my Power Scope!
File:FI Shine.png 500 coins. I love how they shine!
1,000 coins. I'm sure my Power Scope will work with these!
2,500 coins. There was only one game appearance, that's why these are worth a lot!
3,000 coins. More ammo for me!
5,000 coins. I'm sure I can stuff them in my Power Scope!
Mini Star Shop
For sale: Wario 80 coins. He TRESPASSED MysteryGirl2012 (talk)'s MANSION WARNING!!!
Mini Pauline 20 coins. I'll cut you a deal if you're my friend.
Yoshis 40 coins. Someone killed yours.
Mario 80 coins. Now's a good time.
Cloud Flower 10 coins. It's a bestseller.
Ice Flower 25 coins. Another bestseller. Used in Power-Up Talk as a torture weapon for Daisy.
Super Leaf 30 coins. One of my more popular items for sale. Said to feel like Tanooki fur. Used in Power-Up Talk to escape Daisy.
Fire Flower 20 (10) coins. Was used as payback by Daisy for me freezing her in Power-Up Talk.
1-Up Mushroom 100 (50) coins. Heals your wounds if pureed. Gives an extra life if it popped out of an invisible block/ you killed 8 enemies in a row.
My Yoshi Egg and Hatching Progress
The Yoshi Egg I found in an unused Koopa Beach course... IT HATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randomly Banned User
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| #mwchat | Miss T.(oad) (talk) was banned from chat for no reason. Let's all stop unnecessary bans together! |
How I Broke My DS' Top Screen
A while back (true story) I got mad at Yoshi and bit a segment of my top screen. Then I bit the rest. Now I'm able to play MKDS freely and clear Rainbow Road! |-
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| The 'Shroomite | This user is in pending to be writing Fake News! |
It's... almost me.
File:Bluetoad2.png Just invert colors and add a braid, and change the spots to stars, and add a dress under the vest, and you'll have me in no time!
