The 'Shroom:Issue LV/Fake News
Editorial
Well, what can I say. A month ago, I never would have thought I'd be in this position, but here I am now, directing Fake News! Congratulations to Edofenrir for his promotion to sub-director of the 'Shroom (which is why I'm here as the Fake News director)! I'm excited and happy to be here, and I hope you guys are happy to see me. I can't promise I'll be as great as Edo was, but I'll certainly try my best!
Sad to say that PyroGuy6 (talk) resigned from the Fake Interview, and Ralphfan (talk) resigned from the Fake Sports. It’s sad to see two good writers resign, but now there are a lot more places to sign up for! The instructions to sign up can be found on my talk page.
So, uh, yeah, otherwise, not too much will have changed around here. Apart from less Edo and more me-do...
Okay I should stop now. Enjoy the section. Edo's allowed me to use the character heads and headers, so credit to team him for them.
Written by: 
MrConcreteDonkey (talk)
But wait! That's been done before, I'm sure. That's what you're thinking, right? What's that...no? Well, you're thinking about that phrase while reading this, so ha-HA.
But that is a dilemma, so how do we fix it? EXPLOSIONS! That's right, Wheel of Fortshroom includes 100% more explosions than any other show of a possibly similar name! Wedges explode, prizes explode, even the AUDIENCE explodes! Even the host is explosive - he's a Bob-omb. Sometimes, the wheel explodes, and the show has to shift its coverage to Expert Thumb-Twiddling...WITH EXPLOSIONS. The show has been described as:
"Painful, yet strangely addicting." ~Fire Flower Magazine
"It killed my TV!" ~Some hoodlum
"I can walk again!" ~Strange old lady
"WAAAAAAAA" ~Waluigi
What do I have to say? The show certainly has an <explosion-based pun here>. Literally. It <explosion-based pun here> the <wheel-based pun here> to the <really awful joke nobody gets>. And that's just not <cricket>. The show can be seen on CBShroom every Monday, Thursday and Saturday night, at 9:00pm. Thanks for reading, and *BOOM*.
Written by: 
Chivi-chivik (talk)
Hi everybody! Here’s your hostess, Chivi-chivik! And this is Cooking Guide, where we teach you how to cook excellent dishes!! So, let’s go!
I went to Dyllis’ restaurant again. I had to choose between her and Zess T....
Me: (reluctantly) Hi...
Saffron: Dyllis! She’s here!!
Me: Saffron? What the...
Dyllis: I needed her to cook vhat vee are going to cook today...
Me: (crying of happiness) Good heavens! I feel better with Saffron staying here!
Dyllis: (annoyed) Yes, yes... Well, listen, vee are going to cook... the Fruity Frozen Deluxe!!
Me: What? I didn’t have that in mind... Saffron: I wanted to notice you, but as you can see, I couldn’t...
Me: What we need then?
Dyllis: A Fruity Syrup and a Snow Cone.
Me: We’ll use the Fruity Syrup we made the other month?
Saffron: Yes.
Dyllis: She’ll make the Snow Cone and I’ll do the rest.
Me: I’ll get ready for writing...
Saffron: You have to put the Ice Storm in the blender for get the ice for the snow cone.
Me: (writing) Okay...
Dyllis: You have to mix the Snow Cone and the half of the Fruity Syrup, and put it in the fridge’s icebox. You must keep it for an hour, stirring from time to time.
Me: Yay...
--\After an hour.../--
Dyllis: Take the dish out from the icebox, share out the ice in different glasses and put the rest of the syrup on top.
Me: (tasting) Incredibly delicious, as always!! Lots o’ thanks!
Dyllis: Not at all.
Saffron: You’re always welcome!
Summary:
Fruity Frozen Deluxe
You need: A Fruity Syrup (see last The ‘Shroom issue), a Snow Cone (from an Ice Storm)
- Make the Snow Cone from the Ice Storm
- Mix the half of the syrup and the Snow Cone. Put it in the icebox
- Wait an hour. Stir it occasionally.
- Take the dish out and put it in some glasses. Put the syrup on the top.
Thanks for being here reading, and, until next Cooking Guide!!
Written by: 
Gamefreak75 (talk)
Welcome back, my wonderful consumers and boy do I have a deal for you. There's nothing fishy about the following product…or is there?
Super Sushi is all the rage these days. Made from the aquatic lifeforms and other somewhat organic products that populate the Ocean World, this delicacy is sure to be a fan among those seafood lovers.
Upon ingestion, you will grow to gigantic proportions.
What's the matter, small fry, getting picked on by chumps bigger than you? Well give 'em a taste of their own medicine with Super Sushi.
Use your new height to wreck havoc to your enemies and city or use your vertical gain for beneficial purposes, it's your choice!
CAUTION: Side-effects may include:
- Muscle cramps
- Stomach pain
- Dizziness
- Indigestion
Warning:As a side note, please do not feed any pets or animals this product.
Failure to do so will result in DISASTROUS consequences and we here at The Shroom are not responsible to any damaged property.
Written by: 
MST3K (talk) (usually)
MST3K received no questions this month.
