User:Pyro

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Pyro Guys will rule the world.

Mwa, ha, ha.

Interesting Facts About Pyro Guys

  • One out of three Pyro Guys were burnt in a grease fire.
  • Pyro Guys love lava, and are immune to it.
  • When water hits a Pyro Guy, the water will disappear.
  • Pyro Guys are so awesome, Peach is in love with them.
  • Pyro Guys hate Wario.
  • Everyone loves Pyro Guys.
  • Pyro Guys destroy every Ice Power badge they see.
  • Pyro Guys hate the Olympic Winter Games.
  • Instead of snowmen, Pyro Guys build firemen.
  • Pyro Guys are never hired to work at a fire station.
  • One touch from a Pyro Guy, and you will be burnt.
  • Vivian hates Pyro Guys.
  • Sometimes, Pyro Guys secretly set Toads on fire.
  • F.L.U.D.D is the Pyro Guy's worst fear.
  • Pyro Guys are pyromaniacs.
  • The Fire Crystal never tries to attack Pyro Guys.
  • Bonetail is only bones now because a Pyro Guy set it on fire.
  • Daisy stays away from Pyro Guys because she's afraid her dress will catch on fire.
  • Pyro Guys can burn Paper Mario to death.
  • One of Pyro Guy's worst enemies is Watt because Watt is awesome too.

My Fake Enemies

I like to make up enemies. Here are some of my creations: Template:Smrpgenemy Template:Smrpgenemy

Things Pyro Guys Think

  • The Loco Express is fun.
  • I hate those Mario-Sonic crossovers.
  • Cell phones are weird.
  • I have an account on Burnbook.
  • Pyro Guys will rule the world.
  • When the Pyro Guy takeover passes, I'll burn Mallow

What Will Happen in the Pyro Guy Takeover

  • Wario will die.
  • Peach will have to flee.
  • Mallow will be burnt.
  • Geno will fall to the Pyro Guys. oh noes
  • General Guy will habe to give up his toybox to the Shy Guys.
  • Only Orange Yoshis will survive the fateful takeover.
  • Thwomp Volcano, Bowser's Castle, Mt. Lavalava, and similar locations will fall to the Pyro Guys.
  • Ghost Houses will be burnt.
  • Beanbean Castle Town will be destroyed completely.
  • There will be no more floods.
  • The Mushroom World will have lots of global warming.
  • Luigi will be the only human survivor.
  • There will be no more bathrooms.
  • Toad Town will be burnt and the Pyro Guys will take over.
  • Peach's Castle will burn to dust.
  • The oceans will dry up.
  • Anything that involved water will be destroyed.
  • Mack and his Shysters will help the Pyro Guys.
  • The Star Road will be destroyed again.
  • Hooktail will help burn the many towns with annoying inhabinets.
  • The Shiver Region will melt and become boring.

Mario Games

Game Status Description
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Paper Mario
Beat main story. Recipies, Star Pieces and Badges missing. Best game ever. I love this game, although the Stone Cap makes the Master #3 a bit easy. I abuse Watt and Lakilester. They should've had Superguard here, even though it was added in the sequel.
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Mario Kart Double Dash!!
50cc, 100cc, some 150cc beaten It's awesome. Love how you have two people in a kart. Seriously, they need to bring that back. Chain Chomps=ultimate pwnage.
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Mario Kart Wii
Barely anything unlocked I cheated to unlock everything, but it cut me off from wireless. So I destroyed my data and I am playing it without cheats.
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Super Mario Galaxy
Enough stars to go to final world, Engine Room I haven't played this game much, but LOVE music and Ice Flower. Also, the Luigi (insert random location here) missions and "Luigi and the Haunted Mansion" or whatever it's called are awesome.
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New Super Mario Bros. Wii
100% completion Propeller Mushroom makes it EASY. Star Coins in 9-4 and 9-7 were a pain. Pretty good. WAY better than NSMB. I wish they had kept those giant Buzzy Beetles in, they would've been a fun enemy.
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl
100% completion with cheats.. I love this game. Strangely, it didn't cut me off from wireless like Mario Kart Wii did. I'm best at Yoshi, Captian Falcon, Kirby, and Mr. Game and Watch. Subspace Emassary is awesome. Luigi's final smash could've been WAY better.
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Super Mario Galaxy 2
Clockwork Ruins, Flipsville, and most World 5 Green Stars and Grandmaster Galaxy missing Luigi's Purple Coin Chaos...IS REALLY HARD. I died about thirty or more times trying to beat it. 1-Up Mushrooms are SO easy to get. Beat Flip-Swap Galaxy without shaking the Wiimote ONCE. Yoshi really doesn't make a difference in this game.
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Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Close to Joke's End I absolutely LOVE this game. Hillarious cutscenes and a lot of sidequests make it awesome. I keep forgetting the Hammerhead Bro's cave is on the west side, not the east. Mario and Luigi are at about level 35.
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Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World
Dragon Coins missing Tubular=HARDER THAN LUIGI'S STUPID PURPLE COINS. Hate Tubular. Never bothered to get the Dragon Coins, I guess I'll do that soon.
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Mario Kart DS
100% Completion with cheats. I cheated once again. Had to beat Shell Cup and Mirror Special Cup without cheats. Playing as a Shy Guy is completley awesome. R.O.B. is one of my favorite characters. I hate how each kart gives one, two, or three mushrooms ONLY in time trials.
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Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Main Story complete with infite coins cheat Fun, but not as fun as Winawesome Saga. Haven't gotten all beans and gear. Infite coins means 99 of EVERYTHING. Stuffwell's warpulator is useless. I like Stuffwell only for him saying "Happies!"
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Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Missing Beans, a bit of Cholsteroad, and Gaunlet Class 7. Still not as fun as Completely Fun Saga. But it has very good graphics. Mario & Luigi are at Level 38 (AIRWAY ABUSE!) and Bowser is at Level 29. Magic Pwnage Window is nice. Took me almost one and a half hours to get 120 Magic Window hits.
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New Super Mario Bros.
100% Completion with cheats Yeah I'm a cheater. Moonjump, invincibility, infinite Mega Mushrooms, and wierd ice skating cheats make it epic win. Cool enemies. NSMBW is waaaaaaaaay better than this pile of Wario.

My Signature

--PyroGuy6 Sprite of a Pyro Guy, from Paper Mario. I'M BURNING! Ow. File:ShiggyYakuman.gif 17:24, 6 May 2011 (EDT)