User:Pyro

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Pyro Guys will rule the world.

Mwa, ha, ha.

Interesting Facts About Pyro Guys

  • One out of three Pyro Guys were burnt in a grease fire.
  • Pyro Guys love lava, and are immune to it.
  • When water hits a Pyro Guy, the water will disappear.
  • Pyro Guys are so awesome, Peach is in love with them.
  • Pyro Guys hate Wario.
  • Everyone loves Pyro Guys.
  • Pyro Guys destroy every Ice Power badge they see.
  • Pyro Guys hate the Olympic Winter Games.
  • Instead of snowmen, Pyro Guys build firemen.
  • Pyro Guys are never hired to work at a fire station.
  • One touch from a Pyro Guy, and you will be burnt.
  • Vivian hates Pyro Guys.
  • Sometimes, Pyro Guys secretly set Toads on fire.
  • F.L.U.D.D is the Pyro Guy's worst fear.
  • Pyro Guys are pyromaniacs.
  • The Fire Crystal never tries to attack Pyro Guys.
  • Bonetail is only bones now because a Pyro Guy set it on fire.
  • Daisy stays away from Pyro Guys because she's afraid her dress will catch on fire.
  • Pyro Guys can burn Paper Mario to death.
  • One of Pyro Guy's worst enemies is Watt because Watt is awesome too.

My Fake Enemies

I like to make up enemies. Here are some of my creations: Template:Smrpgenemy Template:Smrpgenemy

Things Pyro Guys Think

  • The Loco Express is fun.
  • I hate those Mario-Sonic crossovers.
  • Cell phones are weird.
  • I have an account on Burnbook.
  • Pyro Guys will rule the world.
  • When the Pyro Guy takeover passes, I'll burn Mallow

What Will Happen in the Pyro Guy Takeover

  • Wario will die.
  • Peach will have to flee.
  • Mallow will be burnt.
  • Geno will fall to the Pyro Guys. oh noes
  • General Guy will habe to give up his toybox to the Shy Guys.
  • Only Orange Yoshis will survive the fateful takeover.
  • Thwomp Volcano, Bowser's Castle, Mt. Lavalava, and similar locations will fall to the Pyro Guys.
  • Ghost Houses will be burnt.
  • Beanbean Castle Town will be destroyed completely.
  • There will be no more floods.
  • The Mushroom World will have lots of global warming.
  • Luigi will be the only human survivor.
  • There will be no more bathrooms.
  • Toad Town will be burnt and the Pyro Guys will take over.
  • Peach's Castle will burn to dust.
  • The oceans will dry up.
  • Anything that involved water will be destroyed.
  • Mack and his Shysters will help the Pyro Guys.
  • The Star Road will be destroyed again.
  • Hooktail will help burn the many towns with annoying inhabinets.
  • The Shiver Region will melt and become boring.

My Signature

--PyroGuy6 Sprite of a Pyro Guy, from Paper Mario. I'M BURNING! Ow. File:ShiggyYakuman.gif 17:24, 6 May 2011 (EDT)