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Pyro Guys will rule the world.
Mwa, ha, ha.
Interesting Facts About Pyro Guys
- One out of three Pyro Guys were burnt in a grease fire.
- Pyro Guys love lava, and are immune to it.
- When water hits a Pyro Guy, the water will disappear.
- Pyro Guys are so awesome, Peach is in love with them.
- Pyro Guys hate Wario.
- Everyone loves Pyro Guys.
- Pyro Guys destroy every Ice Power badge they see.
- Pyro Guys hate the Olympic Winter Games.
- Instead of snowmen, Pyro Guys build firemen.
- Pyro Guys are never hired to work at a fire station.
- One touch from a Pyro Guy, and you will be burnt.
- Vivian hates Pyro Guys.
- Sometimes, Pyro Guys secretly set Toads on fire.
- F.L.U.D.D is the Pyro Guy's worst fear.
- Pyro Guys are pyromaniacs.
- The Fire Crystal never tries to attack Pyro Guys.
- Bonetail is only bones now because a Pyro Guy set it on fire.
- Daisy stays away from Pyro Guys because she's afraid her dress will catch on fire.
- Pyro Guys can burn Paper Mario to death.
- One of Pyro Guy's worst enemies is Watt because Watt is awesome too.
My Fake Enemies
I like to make up enemies.
Here are some of my creations:
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Things Pyro Guys Think
- The Loco Express is fun.
- I hate those Mario-Sonic crossovers.
- Cell phones are weird.
- I have an account on Burnbook.
- Pyro Guys will rule the world.
- When the Pyro Guy takeover passes, I'll burn Mallow
What Will Happen in the Pyro Guy Takeover
- Wario will die.
- Peach will have to flee.
- Mallow will be burnt.
- Geno will fall to the Pyro Guys. oh noes
- General Guy will habe to give up his toybox to the Shy Guys.
- Only Orange Yoshis will survive the fateful takeover.
- Thwomp Volcano, Bowser's Castle, Mt. Lavalava, and similar locations will fall to the Pyro Guys.
- Ghost Houses will be burnt.
- Beanbean Castle Town will be destroyed completely.
- There will be no more floods.
- The Mushroom World will have lots of global warming.
- Luigi will be the only human survivor.
- There will be no more bathrooms.
- Toad Town will be burnt and the Pyro Guys will take over.
- Peach's Castle will burn to dust.
- The oceans will dry up.
- Anything that involved water will be destroyed.
- Mack and his Shysters will help the Pyro Guys.
- The Star Road will be destroyed again.
- Hooktail will help burn the many towns with annoying inhabinets.
- The Shiver Region will melt and become boring.
My Signature
--PyroGuy6 I'M BURNING! Ow. File:ShiggyYakuman.gif 17:24, 6 May 2011 (EDT)
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