User:Jdude98

Just Another User

You have entered the most amazing user page EVER!!! You will be blasted away by F.L.U.D.D. - Um, I mean the sheer glory that is this page! 

All About Me

My real name is Jeremy Brezenoff. I live in the state of Connecticut, town of Burlington. My e-mail address is jnintendofan@aol.com, not like you'd want to email me, unless you want to compliment me on my work! I'm sort of new to the wiki, and don't know how to do much, and I'm setting this page up myself. Look at my signature for proof: Life -1 a.k.a. the Anti-Mario. Can someone tell me how to add pictures? I'd be very grateful.

More Wario Info

BabyLuigiOnFire, if you see this, this is not a rip, only a continuation of your little column.

1.Wario wasn't slapped at birth. The doctors couldn't find his butt.

2.If a drop of Wario's blood fell onto the surface of our world, it would get pulled through the planet and become the new center of gravity.

3.Wario doesn't have a mustache. His sweat is made of a material that sticks to his lips. That is why we can't see his upper lips.