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HOLY COW EVERYONE! I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS WAS A VERY DEPRESSING PAGE.
GUESS WHAT? I WROTE LIKE... 22% OF THIS PAGE. WHY DID I DO THAT?
DO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOO
TODAY, I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL. ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS NAMED MR. BOWSER. I CONSIDERED ASKING HIM IF HE WOULD BREATHE FIRE FOR ME, BUT I DECIDED THAT THAT WOULD BE IN POOR TASTE.
15:22, 20 August 2008 (EDT)
TODAY, MR. BOWSER MADE US FORM GIANT LETTERS IN THE DIRT WITH OUR BODIES. THIS WAS IN TENTH GRADE ADVANCED ENGLISH, SO I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT THIS INANE ACTIVITY WAS ACTUALLY A SIGNAL TO HIS FLEET OF ORBITAL AIRSHIPS. AFTER WE FINISHED SPELLING THE CODE PHRASE "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ," WE HAD TO FORM INTO LONG CHAINS AND TIE OURSELVES INTO KNOTS. I BELIEVE THIS WAS TO PREVENT OUR ESCAPE. LUCKILY, THE AIRSHIPS DID NOT ARRIVE ON TIME AND WE WERE FREED WITH THE ASSIGNMENT TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE PRINCIPAL EXPLAINING HOW SUCH AN ACTIVITY WAS APPROPRIATE FOR SUCH A CLASS. SADLY, WE RAN FIVE MINUTES OVER THE END OF THE DAY, CAUSING A CONFLICT WITH SOME STUDENTS' AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITIES. AND ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LIE, I DID, IN FACT, EXPERIENCE THESE EVENTS IN FULL, EXACTLY AS HERE DESCRIBED.
15:38, 21 August 2008 (EDT)
