User:TurqapGaloomba

Hiy'all!
Welcome to my shy paGUY (oh yes, those puns).
Probably, now I’m annoying ya, so you can calmly leave this stupid page. That’s all!
Me, TurqapGaloompa? I’m curious, a bit sneaky, but very happy (that is not verbal portrait of ‘awful).
Here I’ll make my stats, page rules, and some more in-the-resting.

Facts and opinions

• I’m-a both Russian and can speak English without any kheeking or rroaking (accent).

• I do not like sushi, except "Philadelphia" rolls.

• SaLmOn, SaLmOn, MoRe SaLmOn. Yes, I like red fish.

• French cheese is disgusting. Please stop call it the best!

• British English is the best, ‘cause I don't like American pwonownthithathiown. No offence to the yankees!

• My favourite music in Paper Mario series is the "Fearsome Foe" from Paper Mario: Color Splash.

• I’m Turqap ‘cause I wear a turquoise cap. Simple!

• My (not so) powerful weapon is the Ё-hammer. No, the Ё is Russian, not French. It... fixes the ё/е problem in translations (yes, Nintendo are translating games very inaccurate).

• Donkey Kong is a piece of shhhhh.... shhhhh, here must be silence.... shhhhh...

• (There are so many brackets, yes.)

• WHY IS SWITCH SO EXPENSIVE?

• I haven't got a single Nintendo console (they’re very expensive in Russia), so I play games on free emulators.

• In May I’ll at last watch the Movie.

• nEW Supre MWAAAAAAAAhAaAOOArio brAZ Wiihee!!!

• Bah bah, I love koopas!

• What on earth I wrote? Please someone call a medic!

• Did you know what Ice Mario's iceball throw sound is, in fact, ASMR?

• Please, can you help me completing this?

• Me gonna mess around with my UserPage:, ’til The W stop me. Who's The W?

Nintendo games I played/playing

Bolded name signs completion of this game.

Super Entertainment System

• Super Mario World
• Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island

DS

• New Super Mario Bros.

Wii U

• Super Mario 3d World
• New Super Mario Bros. U

Switch

• Super Mario Maker 2

Your game recommendations to me

Probably I’ll play it. Write here, example:
Bla bla bla play tis gama its vere cool
Sussy man 03:00, Mariober 37, 2077

Turqiescript

TS: call me Turqie please
— Big cold greetings from Siberia,
Turqie the Turquoise 09:49, April 29, 2023 (EDT)