User:TheFemaleWario

"What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab?
Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up on widescreen display!!!"
— Wario, Wario World

Things to know

• I <3 garlic! ( It's good. Really.)
  • WARIOWARE ROCKS MY MOTORCYCLE. Ashley forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!Name:Eliza
    • My boyfriend is: Waluigi! Which is TRUE, no matter what any human (or Daisy) says.Age: 6 years younger than Wario!
• My fave Characters outside Mario games are Gardevoir and Zero Suit Samus.

OK, we're done with commercials, NOW LET'S GET TO THE REAL SHOW!

20 years of greed!

OK, in this section we are celebrating Wario's 20'th b-day!! It's November 1st, so mark your calendars!!!! (on an unrelated note, Waluigi's b-day is August 28th.)

Games I own

I have a DS Lite and a Wii.

Super Mario Bros.(can't finish because:too hard)

Super Mario Bros. 3

Super Mario World

Super Mario Kart (The one that came out in 1992)

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Super Smash Bros.( The first one)

Super Mario Sluggers

Mario Power Tennis

Mario Party 8

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games

WarioWare: D.I.Y.

Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario Party DS

New Super Mario Bros. Wii(can't finish because: too hard)

Mario Kart Wii

Youtube

And here are some videos I found.

<youtube>d8l8o5Bm3kA</youtube> My bad boyfriend celebratin'.

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Music

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This one is in the middle cos it's the bestest theme song ever in the universe!!!!!
Also, has anyone noticed in both pics it says Wario Strikers?

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Aw, I'll be ur friend Ashley!