Koopalings (quotes)

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All the quotes of Bowser's children, the Koopalings.

Ludwig Von Koopa

In Cartoons

In The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

• "Ooh, relax King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"

• "Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down, he’d never win, unless we fixed this election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"

• "Whoa! Chill out Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"

• "Woah, hey bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!" - "Reign Storm"

• "Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!" - "Reign Storm"

• "We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario Babies never warp through this pipe!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

• "My time travel thing is working great!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

• "Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I make it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Oh, Brother!"

• "Say no more, Kooper Dooper dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!" - "Oh, Brother!"

• "Your wish is my command, Mario masters!" - "Oh, Brother!"

• "Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"

• "Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"

• "Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"

• "No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?" - "Mush-Rumors"

• "I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!" - "Mush-Rumors"

• "We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to chaos mode!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"

• "With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"

• "I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"

• "Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!" - "True Colors"

In Super Mario World

• "Good idea, Mario. Great idea. In fact, just the idea I needed to conquer the Dome City." - "The Wheel Thing"

• "Thank you, Marios. You've inspired me to create my most monstrous invention ever!" - "The Wheel Thing"

• "Later, King Dad. Gotta finish the Kooky Von Koopa memorial freeway!" - "The Wheel Thing"

In Comics

In Nintendo Comics System

• "I think it should be cultural. The man desperately needs refinement." - "Bowser Knows Best"

In Super Mario Adventures

• "Thats music to my ears!"

• "It was a piece of cake, pop!"

• "Double anchovies for me!"

Morton Koopa Jr.

In Cartoons

In The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

• "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever, even for a giant! He's a giant!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "I love being a Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "Yeah! Someone magnificent, like we are! Let’s go find him!" - "Dadzilla"

• "But first, we want a car! A big, bad, convertible!" - "Dadzilla"

• "With those budinskis out of the way, we could take Hollywood by storm!" - "Dadzilla"

• "Hey look! King Dad's doing aerobic exercises and getting in shape with more madness! Great idea!" - "Misadventures of Mighty Plumber"

• "These Marios are tough! Whadda ya think they're up to? The nerve of these guys, sneaking into Dark Land, reminds me of-" - "Do the Koopa"

• "No, it must be true! If Mario gets it, we'll be doomed to be good for good! He'll control everything! We'll be dancing to his doom-" - "Do the Koopa"

• "I'll help you, daddy dearest!" - "Do the Koopa"

• "Stick ‘em up! Give me your purse! I’m a real bad robber Koopa! I’m also a bad dancer!" - "Crimes R Us"

• "Hey, Kootie Pie, stick ‘em up! Put your hands in the air! I’m a thief and a crook!" - "Crimes R Us"

In Super Mario World

• "Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides make-up! Those faucet fixers might see us! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don’t want them at our circus, we just want cave-people like Papa Koopa said! Then the more the better, and furthermore-" - "Send in the Clown"

• "Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of ‘em all! The Koopaling Bros. Circus! Greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of ‘em all! Master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs! Mastermind of the amazing Mechkoopas! Lord of all he surveys! Purveyor of-" - "Send in the Clown"

• "On to the next act, folks! There’ll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life! The last time of your life!" - "Send in the Clown"

• "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara, so long, ciao! See you later alligator ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" - "Send in the Clown"

• "Welcome to All Star Prehistoric Wrestling! A fringe gladiatorial spectacle, a fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner, in the pink and purple, Tyrannosaurus Rubble Brothers, weighing at 1900 pounds each, totally terrible, and gruesome, high heavily thunderous, thundering, powering, towering, rusting, ripping, tall-heavy, top by top, disco, hip hop, hop hip-" - "Rock TV"

• "Looking live in the Koopa dome where football is played the way it was meant to be played in the dark, dusty dungeon. Welcome to today's match featuring those bad boys of the Neon Castle: the Koopa Carcass Crunchers." - "The Yoshi Shuffle"

• "And before I forget we would like to give an extended welcome to Mario's brother, Luigi; without his presence as the ball none of this would be possible." - "The Yoshi Shuffle"

• "So it will be first and ten but it might as well be fourth because it's now or never it's do or die and it's sudden death if the egg breaks open. Boy that missed extra point sure looms big now, all the excitement-" - "The Yoshi Shuffle"

In Comics

In Nintendo Comics System

• "It's Father's Day, Iggy -- We're gonna get him a present, you idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"

• "Okay, guys! Get ready to pillage, level the place, mess things up..." - "Bowser Knows Best"

• "Hello, princess, we're kidnapping you!" - "Bowser Knows Best"

• "I always wanted to be part of an unruly mob." - "Bowser Knows Best"

In Super Mario Adventures

• "Double cheese, too!"