Ashley's Theme

Ashley's Song is Ashley's theme song that debuted in WarioWare: Touched!. The lyrics of this song are as shown below.

WarioWare: Touched!

English Theme Song

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am-
CHORUS: Ashley! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek.
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
ASHLEY: You should be afraid of the great—
CHORUS: Ashley! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.

Grandma's wig, this will make you big.

Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.

Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again...

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest-
CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon.

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:

I don't have as many friends as you.

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.

And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am-
CHORUS: Ashley! Just remember this when you see her on the street

ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

Japanese Theme Song

Singer	Japanese Script	Romanization	Translation
CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY	世界一　皆の人気者 それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー 一目見れば　誰もが振り向く 当たり前　アシュリーだもん 世界中 皆が憧れる それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー！ アシュリー様の　魔法は最高！ 今夜も　パーティよ！	sekai ichi mina no ninki mono sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī hitomere ba daremo ga furimuku atarimae Ashurī damon sekaijū mina ga akogareru sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī! Ashurī-sama no mahō wa saikō! kon'ya mo pātī yo!	She's everyone's favorite person in the world She's all about 　Ashley! Everyone is taking a look that will turn around Obviously, it's Ashley Around the world, everyone admired her She's all about 　Ashley! Ashley's magic is the greatest It's a party tonight!
ASHLEY	ナワ　ブナ　ヌー　笑いの呪文 ジオ　イラ　ウン　何の呪文？ イオ　ディ　エム　覚えられない ああ　いや　退屈！	NAWA BUNA NŪ karai no jumon JIO IRA UN nan no jumon? IO DI EMU oboerare nai ā iya taikutsu!	ENO REBM UN — it is a laughter spell SIO IRA WN — what could be that spell? I ED AM — I don't remember this one Oh no! I'm getting bored!
CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY	世界一　皆の人気者 それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー アシュリー様に不可能\はない 強い物無しよ！	sekai ichi mina no ninki mono sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī! Ashurī-sama ni fukanō wa nai kowai mono nashi yo!	She's everyone's favorite person in the world She's all about 　Ashley! Ashley isn't that impossible Nothing is strong to me!
ASHLEY	夜空の海　数多の星 私　独りきり 皆と　仲良く慕いの どうしたらいいの	yozora no umi amata no hoshi watashi hitori kiri mina to nakayoku shitai no dō shitara ii no	The sea of the night sky has plenty of stars I am all alone. I want to make friends with everyone. What should I do?
CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY	世界一　皆の人気者 それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー アシュリー様の　魔法は最高！ 今夜も　パーティよ！	sekai ichi mina no ninki mono sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī! Ashurī-sama no mahō wa saikō! kon'ya mo pātī yo!	She's everyone's favorite person in the world She's all about 　Ashley! Ashley's magic is the greatest It's a party tonight!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Super Smash Bros. Brawl included the Japanese version of the WarioWare: Touched! "Ashley's Theme" and a new English version. This version is performed in the same upbeat style as the Japanese song, but there are only a couple lyrical differences between it and the original English song.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause It's-

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek.
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great—

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.

Grandma's wig, this will make you big.

Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.

Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon.

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, and yes, it's true, well:

I don't have as many friends as you.

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.

And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause It's—

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: Just remember this when you see her on the street:
ASHLEY: I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!