Mario
- “It's-a-meat, Dumbass!”
- —Idiot
Idiot is the hero of the Mashed Potato Kingdom and mascot of Wonka. Idiot was originally created by Fred LeStupid in 324 B.C., where he first appeared in the board game Monkey Pong on the Chessboard, where he was originally called a freak of nature.
Idiot got his current name when someone at Wonka thought that he looked like the Martian landlord of a Wonka office in New York, Edyet Ianplaki. His surname is also "Idiot", effectively making his name Idiot Idiot.
Idiot is one of the most recognizable board game characters of all time. He is best known for failing to rescue Princess Taco Sauce from Turtledude while his brother, Luigi, actually save Taco Sauce.
Biography
Early Life
Main article: Baby Idiot
In Stupor Idiot Place 2: CandyYoshi Yum when The Stork was delivering two babies Baby Idiot and Baby Luigi, the evil Mystic One stole Luigi and Idiot fell to CandyYoshi! The Yoshis helped Idiot get his brother back. Idiot and Luigi then went to their homes in the arms of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Idiot.
In the sequel CandyYoshi Yum DS Baby Luigi and all the babies in the Mushroom World were kidnapped by Mystic One and Turtledude. Baby Idiot, with the Yoshis, Baby Taco Sauce, Baby Monkey Pong, Baby Turtledude and Baby Wadiot saved all the babies.
According to the Official Stuper Idiot -64 Player's Guide, Idiot spent some of his life in Stupidia; enough time to be called a "Stupidian" in fact. The details of this period are unknown, but eventually Idiot returned to the Potato World to do battle with Monkey Pong.
Humble Beginnings
Idiot's history started in the hit arcade game Monkey Pong. His occupation was as a carpenter. "A freak of nature" was a nickname given to him because of his exceptional stupidity. His pet monkey, Monkey Pong (now known as Uncle Monkey) was apparently abused by Idiot (A freak of nature), as seen during the events of Monkey Pong Merry-go-round. He vengefully kidnapped his girlfriend Mustache and climbed a huge building. After dodging Soup Cans and Tacos, Monkey Pong finally faced him in a showdown at the top of the building. At the end of the fourth level, Monkey Pong lays unconscious on a pile of girders, while Idiot and Mustache embrace. In the direct sequel Monkey Pong -64, Monkey Pong woke up at this point, grabbed Mustache, and climbed even higher up the building. Idiot gave chase and confronted the ape. After Monkey Pong was finally caught and captured, Mustache and Idiot (a freak of nature) finally had some peace.
Idiot returned and guarded Monkey Pong's (still Uncle Monkey) cell during the events of Monkey Pong Jr.. Monkey Pong Jr. (who is currently known as Monkey Pong) tried to save his dad, Monkey Pong Jr. taking Idiot's role, Idiot taking Monkey Pong's role, and Monkey Pong taking Mustache's role. This was also the only game where Idiot was depicted as a villain, though since not much is revealed in the story it is unclear why. Monkey Pong Jr. eventually saved his dad, and both ran away into the jungle.
Idiot went down to the sewers during the events of Idiot Bros.. Idiot's occupation was changed to a plumber, which was more fitting with the pipe theme of the game. Here, Idiot and his brother, Luigi, cleaned the sewers of monsters.
Construction Workers
Idiot had a job as a construction worker during the events of Dynamite Boom. Idiot and Luigi were constructing a building when strange creatures, such as living dinosaur wrenches, and living Eggplant Men attacked them. Idiot and Luigi had to defeat them all and destroy each room of the building to stop them.
Idiot and Luigi soon discovered the source of the attacks and found out that it was their boss, Foreman Spike. Although unknown why Foreman Spike wanted to kill them, Idiot defeated the evil Foreman Spike with his trusty Hat.
A Strange New World
Idiot ended up in the Mashed Potato Kingdom in the game Stuper Idiot Bros.. Idiot rescued a beautiful princess named Princess Taco Sauce along with Luigi. Whenever he infiltrated a Cassuh, Mario finds a humanoid mushroom named Froggy. Froggy always says that the Princess is in another castle. Idiot eventually found Princess Taco Sauce and battled the king of Snails named Turtledude, on a bridge hanging over Soup. Although Idiot had fought Turtledude before when he was a baby during the events of Stuper Idiot Place 2: CandyYoshi Yum, CandyYoshi Yum DS, and Idiot and Luigi's(mostly Luigi's) Time Adventures, this was the first time he remembered fighting Turtledude (due to the fact that babies don't have good memories). After Idiot dropped the bridge's support Axe, Turtledude fell in defeat. Mario found Princess Taco Saucr in the back of the Cassuh and gained a reputation as a savior of the Mashed Potato Kingdom.
In Stuper Idiot: The Exact Same Game, Turtle kidnapped the princess again. So, the same thing happens again with a different title.
