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NEWS

Hello, people, I am Andrew R. Koopa, the new reporter of the Sandbox News! I am Bowser's species (Dragon), but I'm not evil (or fat, for that matter!! Bowser is WAY fat!), and since I am a fully grown Dragon, I have bat-like wings (Which Bowser doesn't have! HAH!) Ok, I have come from another dimension. And that means it's just like this one, only slightly different. (Or a lot, for that matter.) And I have 1 perfect son, Bowser (this is another dimension, so things could be the same, only this Bowser is nice) who is 4 years old (400 Mushroom Kingdom years) and 8 other siblings. First is Iggy, an incredibly smart scientist, then Ludwig, now he's the musical type. (Mom named him after Beethoven), Wendy, a sometimes greedy and even selfish soccer player, Larry, a warlike and fierce Dragon, but he's kinda small. Then Alex, a crazy, insane, athletic Dragon, Morton, a very large and muscular and is the strongest of all of us, Roy, the super aggressive fighter, and Lemmy, the super tiny circus guy. Now, here's the MK news!

Wario and Waluigi have been spotted robbing houses on film, and now the police are after them. But Wario can just fly away using his Wario Waft, and Waluigi is so skinny he can slide through ANYTHING.

Birdo has been assaulting the Toad Town Shop with an endless parade of explsoive eggs, and is stealing all the money.

And Ganondorf (yes, he's here) has been attacking Peach's Castle. He is using his Wizard's Foot and Warlock Punch to defeat Mario and Luigi.

Sorry for the short news, but MK isn't this insane today! Stay tuned for tomorrow's paper!