User talk:Dom

Status: Life is a paradoxical enigma; and as such, it is not worth explaining why I ever was a part of this site, or what my true intentions are in life. Well, I sort of know... but they are not achievable. Farewell to this site.

RULES: No evil swear-words. I don't really care if you do *** to represent them, but NEVER direct swearing towards me. I'll get a Sysop! Please post new messages at the very bottom of the page, even if you're continuing a recent conversation that only has one small message after it. Otherwise I sometimes miss messages. Five Archives: Look, I've made another archive of old messages! Do NOT read them - they're private! Dom's TOP SECRET Archives! Do NOT read! Archive 1: So, I Found This Awesome Wiki Archive 2: MegaMario9910 jumps over a Cheep-Cheep to Collect some Coins, then LordVoldemort appears and causes a Glitch...man, so Pokemon DP gives me a warning in the form of a RAP song, and then Toadette says I'll be punished 4Evur! Archive 3: Stooben returns, I make a successful Proposal, and Brawl is FINALLY HERE!! Archive 4: I survive 3 days in Hell, only to be faced with an unavoidable 6-7 week hiatus... Archive 5: My body goes to England (and Scotland), while my soul travels elsewhere... ... Start messages here... insert random crap... Those are Ladies? Woah! Are you sure? XD Just kiddin'.... Stickers.....I'll try! We had to do a similar project in school; draw our favorite "cartoon" character! And it's pretty obvious who I chose... Heh heh, here's a non-creepy story: My Geography teacher's chair broke last year because some really big "iCarly" fan unscrewed part of her chair and when she sat in it she fell. The kid was suspended in school! Talk about boring! And the funniest is this: my school's guidence counsillor (sp?) was walking down the stairs, tripped over herself, and fell, broke her leg, and didn't come back for the rest of the school year! Z3r0 Tw0 Tell me if you wanna hear any more, I'm loaded with these kind of stories!