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Bill Gates in his Prime

Bill Gates

Bill Gates was born in the year 2001 A.D. He owns pretty much nothing. Never tell him you don't like Cheese, because he will stuff Cheese down your throat. He once did this to his parents. Thus we can determine that Bill Gates is slightly stupid, but is also a slight genius, because he invented the CAT -A -TRON.

Early Life

Bill Gates was once a monkey named George. George is from The Sun.At age 7 he left the sun, and turned into what looks like a blue Toadsworth,then went to live at Pinta Bay and enslaved the Pintas until Shadow Mario showed up. He then moved to Whomp Volcano at age 10, but was eventually pushed out by Bowser, who remembered the firey bemoth from his childhood and decided to land his castle there. After searching for yet another home,he decided to change his name to Bill Gates, and then moved into Rougeport Sewers when he was 20. He still lives in Rougeport Sewers and is now 30.

After the Great Revelation

At age 20 he had one child. However, hs only true friends are these guys here. They were the original residents of Toad Town. These "Goombas" are now known as traitors. They were brainwashed by the Koopa Troopas into their current form of thought. Subsequent generations have slightly deviated from original thought practices planted by the Troopas. He then had his only son, Larry Koopa, re-brainwash the remainder of the Goombas under his control. This era was known as The Between Times.

The Rold and Gold Age

Bill Gates had a series of good years known as the Gold and Rold Age. It was during this time he squashed the great the The Great Toad Rebellion, and sentenced Gooma and her husband, Goompa to a small home outside Toad Town.

Mario

Bill Gates has had a few encounters with Mario. A couple of times Mario went after Bowser, the Koopa King pushed blame to his cousin Bill. Note: The Koopa Kids and Bowser Jr. have taken DNA tests, and as such have been subsequently returned to their biological father, Bill Gates. His relationship with the Mario family has changed in recent years, however. He recently started employing Mario Mario's cousins Wario Mario and Waluigi Mario. These two were involved in the design of the X-box controller. They are now secretly working on the iX-Box.

iX-Box

The iX-Box is being billed as Bill's greatest work. It has "i" in front in order to play off the success of the iPod. His two best workers, Wario Mario and his brother Waluigi Mario are currently working on it.

Specs

A 3.7 Giga-Chuck Norris processor and extremely Small Buttons that cost extra. Screen sold seperatly.

Games

There are two games planned, marketed at $234 a piece.

Titles

McBill's Adventure and Fargo the Wise are being developed by RareWare as Halo games.

His Greatest Creation

Arguably Bill Gate's greatest creation was R.O.B.

ROB

R.O.B. was an android developed by Mr. Gates. Nintendo saw this great creation as a threat, and subsequently bought the rights to R.O.B.

Functions

He can read, write, play videogames, and pilot interstellar vessels.

Pants

Bill Gates also has a large collection of pants. Very large. All the pants are in his size: XXXXXL.

Jump Start

Bill Gates is also an avid fan of the Jump*Start Series. He is currently on the kindergarten disk, having finally beat the PRE-K disk after years of trying. He plans on working his way up to 2nd grade. If only he knew his alphabet.

Bill Gates

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Link to something like this: Cheese

Make a word link to something else like this: EAT YOUR CHEESE!

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Alter Ego(s) Tryclydius, Randolph the Red-Nosed Tryclyde
Gender Male
Portrayer(s) Harvey Atkin, Charles Martinet
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