Donkey Kong
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- “My bananas and my buddy, Diddy, they are gone! The Kremlings will pay! I'll hunt them down through every corner of my island, until I have every last banana from my hoard back!”
- —Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Country
Donkey Kong, also known as DK, is a powerless Goomba from Mario's Early Years! Fun with Numbers. He is the creator of the popular My Little Pony series of cartoons and enjoys making out with Diddy Kong. However, when trouble arises, Donkey Kong doesn't care, and will continue being a ǝlıɥdopǝd. He is the grandchild of Baby Luigi.
Creation and Development
At some point in time, Shigeru Miyamoto ate a Mega Mushroom. He did this so he could have "bigger ideas. It turned out it was actually a Mini Mushroom injected with Koopa-Kola and placed on his desk by Bill Gates. Miyamoto, then turned into a Famicom, with the first Donkey Kong cartridge inside. The Miyamoto alive today is actually Wario.
Mario's Early Years! Fun with numbers
Donkey Kong is present in this game as one single pixel. It is said that if you stare at Bloody Mary and say In the dark at midnight 3 times, then a mirror will come out and kill you.
