User talk:Mario/Archive 9

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Mario/Archive 9 has been blocked for 919267243 eons from visiting the Super Mario's Wiki, per ruling of Wario's Butt . This user is not allowed to stare at Mario's malfunctioning spleen under any dumb old circumstances while a square block is being created against her. The user is able to eat the site if the toy block is on her head and the expiration date set by the humongous skeletal bad guys is past. If it is past, the user is no longer considered fresh and must be thrown away, just like milk! If the block is "uninfinitly bad", this probably means that the user gets a permanent ugly banner of Waluigi from the site and is forbidden from destroying any new accounts to decorate the banner. Smell the wrath of Baby Mario's nasty cheesecakes and eat them too! Bwahahahahahahahahachokes.

You DO NOT have new messages (sixth change).

This Article is a Featured Article!!

It represents the best of the worst that the Super Mario Wiki has produced. If there are any stinking edits that may improve the article's crappiness even further, don't make them.

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These Pages Were Saved Before Wario Unleashed His Farting Powers and Destroyed Them!
The first batch of messages. The second horde of words too horrible to describe.

If you are wondering where my talk page went, well, it's archived a second time. The reason I archived it so early is that KS3 and DaisyRox02 extended my page so long my laptop exploded trying to load this page. If you want to post new messages or something, type here instead, not my talk page archives. You know, I have a tied hungry Chain Chomp in my archived talk page and placed a crushy ceiling thingy with spikes on the second talk page archive, so, yeah, don't mess around in those pages. ☺

The only rule in my talk page is to use your common sense. Try not to curse, spam, etc. If you do, I'll assume that you are Wario and things are going to be pretty. FOR ME. And insulting and torturing Wario is highly encouraged here. Go CRAZY!!!

Oh, and one more thing, I'm a female, so I hope that people who know me refer to me as a ♀ It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk)

Hey!!

Don't just take it out on me and KS3. Blame it on Fawfulfury65, too! She's the one who vandalized you're page with Wario!! As a matter of fact, Wario is also responsible!! That's right, YOUR HUSBAND is responsible for destroying yout page!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAACHOKES.

I <3 BVB!!

---Sgt.Boo said Wario a crap load of times, and Blof and some other ppl put fake warnings and stuff on it, too.*angry grunt*

LUCKY!!! It takes an hour if we drive to the beach! And that's to Ventura. I hate the beach, though. Mainly cause I get sand in my bathing suit. I wore a takini once and it was pure HELL. And when I went to camp CIMI the same thing happened but not as bad. And most recently we went to the lake and I was just chilling and sand got in my bathing suit AGAIN!!!

I <3 BVB!!

I wish I lived near the beach. It wouldn't be as hot. Well, gtg. Cya Monday cuz my cousins are coming over tomorrow at two.

I <3 BVB!!

I'm bored.

Hey, we had a sad assembly today. I know, a SAD asembly, who knew?! It was called Rachel's Challenge. Tell me if you've heard about it. But some guys started crying it was so sad. I was one of the only ppl who didn't cry or even tear up. But it was really super sad because a bunch of teens died and one teacher did. I was on Wikipedia and found out during that event there was a girl with the same name as me amd a guy with the same name as Sgt.Boo and they both died. So, yeah. And there were a bunch of rumors thet said the guys who killed them all asked the girl Rachel if she believed in God and when she said yes, they shot her. Sad story. And it's full of racism, too, geez...

I <3 BVB!!

A question

How do you get the new message (last change) thing? And you're a lefty too! Woohoo for lefties! I almost typed in kefries. :P So wanna be friends or something?

Now listen up, here's a story, about a guy who lived in a blue world...

The poop right above was typed in from the one and only GamingGal9's stupid Acer with only 2 GB left. GamingGal9 (talk)