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# {{fakelink|Super Smash Bros. Shopping Mall|I bet you can make a better title}} is a brand-new game, and the {{fakelink|fourth Smash Bros. game|If you can call it a game}}.It takes place in a shopping mall, different shops being great new stages! The game introduces a story-mode named the {{fakelink|"The Shopping Emissary"|wtf}} where you travel the world trying to find the {{fakelink|cause to strangely high prices.|The Economic Crisis may be the reason}} | # {{fakelink|Super Smash Bros. Shopping Mall|I bet you can make a better title}} is a brand-new game, and the {{fakelink|fourth Smash Bros. game|If you can call it a game}}.It takes place in a shopping mall, different shops being great new stages! The game introduces a story-mode named the {{fakelink|"The Shopping Emissary"|wtf}} where you travel the world trying to find the {{fakelink|cause to strangely high prices.|The Economic Crisis may be the reason}} | ||
# Game 4 Stupid People is a game that takes place around a pinapple with a Mario mustache.It appears to be a {{fakelink|sequel to Super Mario Galaxy|I think this section should be burned}}. Nothing intesting happens. Should be released around Christmas for the DS and will be advertised by {{fakelink|The Jackson 5 | # Game 4 Stupid People is a game that takes place around a pinapple with a Mario mustache.It appears to be a {{fakelink|sequel to Super Mario Galaxy|I think this section should be burned}}. Nothing intesting happens. Should be released around Christmas for the DS and will be advertised by {{fakelink|The Jackson 5|Why not Paper Jorge?}}. | ||
=== Travel Guide === | === Travel Guide === | ||
Revision as of 18:39, March 17, 2009
Fake News
Match Game
The first annual MarioWiki Match Game takes place on May 2nd, 2009! The Match Game is a game show where the contestants are given a sentence or sentences with a blank. Their job is to fill in the blank. Every time the contestant matches the judges, they get a point. Whoever gets the most points wins! Click here to sign up! Check back next month for more details, but sign up now!
Star Cup Update
You may be wondering why the final results for the Star Cup have not shown up yet. Well, the Battle Dome was hit by a tornado, which destroyed part of the grandstand. The action will continue and be published in the April edition. Our deepest apologies go out to you.
Fake Games
- Template:Fakelink is a brand-new game, and the Template:Fakelink.It takes place in a shopping mall, different shops being great new stages! The game introduces a story-mode named the Template:Fakelink where you travel the world trying to find the Template:Fakelink
- Game 4 Stupid People is a game that takes place around a pinapple with a Mario mustache.It appears to be a Template:Fakelink. Nothing intesting happens. Should be released around Christmas for the DS and will be advertised by Template:Fakelink.
Travel Guide
Do you like getting hit by big metal dogs? Are sandstorms your favorite type of weather? If so (or even if not), come to Wario Palace! You can see lots of gold and maybe even steal it*! The only route is through the Dusty Dune Galaxy, where you can fall into quicksand! So order your 4-night, 3-day stay from Template:Fakelink now and get a 25% discount!
*10,000 coin fine for stealing if you get caught.
Fake Music
This month, we look at a hit single by Fiancé, Resistible. It's four minutes and 36 seconds long, and includes the catchy line "I see you there, but I just don't care, 'cause you're an average Joe." Buy now and receive a 20% discount at Template:Fakelink.
Obituaries
Baron Brr died on Wednesday, March 11th at the hands of Baby Luigi, who was peacefully playing in the snow until he was attacked by the Baron, who was then burned to death by a flamethrower.
Cooking Guide
Today, Chef Shimi will show you how to make a Zess Deluxe.
Chef Shimi: First--
Zess T.: Hey, that's my thing!
Chef Shimi: Well, were you employed by this newspaper?
Zess T.: I don't give a s***! I worked my a** off to get a f****** patent for this and now you're trying to market it? I don't think so!
Chef Shimi: Buy now!
*Chef Shimi leaves*
Interview
Today's interview is with none other than Waluigi!
Ralphfan: Waluigi, you've always been living in Wario's shadow. Is there anything you are trying to do to get noticed?
Waluigi: What do you think? I've been throwing Bob-ombs at him for decades and I've gotten nothing out of it!
Ralphfan: Those were intended for him?!?!?!?!
Waluigi: Of course!
*Wario walks in.*
Wario: Hey, Wal--WHAT?!?!?!?!
Ralphfan: Wario, you appear to be inter--
*Wario takes out some Bob-ombs.*
Ralphfan: Buy now!
*Ralphfan leaves.*
Sports Coverage
As you can see below, the Star Cup is currently in progress. Click here to chat with other fans about the Cup and cheer on your favorite team.
Weather
All the talk has been about global warming. But what about global cooling? Because of all the hippie junk, Mr. Blizzards are more abundant than ever before; and if we don't act now, we're screwed!
FIGHT GLOBAL COOLING. NOW!
