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* ''"What a wretch." | * ''"What a wretch." | ||
* ''"Why would you do this?! How COULD you do this?!" | * ''"Why would you do this?! How COULD you do this?!" | ||
* ''"If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me, [[Blumiere]]!" | * ''"If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me, | ||
* ''"Don't worry Dimentio we'll leave a footnote to the prophecy about your failure."'' | |||
[[Blumiere]]!" | |||
* ''"Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls." | * ''"Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls." | ||
* ''"Nothing is decided intirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies." | * ''"Nothing is decided intirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies." | ||
* ''"Blumiere is gone now there is only Count Bleck! Bleh he he he!"'' | |||
==[[Toad]]== | ==[[Toad]]== |
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The following is a list of quotes from Super Paper Mario; they are listed alphabetically by character.
Bowser
- "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!
- "Bwa ha ha ha ha! "We're under attack!" You jokers are the best!"
- "Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
- "Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
- "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!
- "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!
- "MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that. That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
- "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
- "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
- "What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
- "Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
- "NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
- "Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
- "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
- "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'
- "Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
- "Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
- "Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
- "Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
- "Good gravy, you're ugly!"
- "Space niblet! You OK?"
- "Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
- "Huuuuurgh! Mt brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
- "Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever. Stomping fools is my business! Point me out to a fool, and I'll stomp 'em! I don't even need a reason!"
- "What am I, blind? Shut up."
- "Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriosly."
- "You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
- "Man, what a crybaby."
- "I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
- "You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
- "Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
- "Whoa whoa WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
- "Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those Cragnons go!"
- "Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
- "Minions need to learn respect."
- "That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
- "Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
- "You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
- "Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
- "She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
- "Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
- "Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
- "Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
- "You believed in your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
Count Bleck
- "Bleh HEH HEH HEH BLECK!"
- "Bleh heh heh heh heh... This pleases Count Bleck!"
- "WHAT?! ... Spat Count Bleck in utter disbelief.
- "Count Bleck does not care about any world! They are all meaningless."
- "Count Bleck is the destroyer of worlds."
Dimentio
- "So very nice to meet you... and your mustache!"
- "I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, I am...Dimentio!"
- "Ciao!"
- "And so I strike, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!"
- "And so you've come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"
- "You must be Bowser. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."
- "And now, we must duel like two, glearing banjos on a moon-lit stoop!"
- "Ah ha ha ha. And so we meet again, like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"
- "Now remember kids: eat your vegetables to grow big!"
- "So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. And for that, your game ends. I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"
- "And so I strike, like a speeding dodgeball at an echong gymnasium!"
- "I had you do all the sweaty labor for me."
- "Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you!"
Flint Cragley
- "Lesser Cragnons would weep softly."
- "Suddenly... Out of the cave mists... mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view!"
- "Had the gods of adventure forsaken us?"
Mimi
- "Surprise! It's me, Mimi!
- "Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
- "You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm here is to GET in the way!"
- "I'm not all soft n' cuddly like the count is."
- "I like getting what I want, and I'll do whatever I have to to get it!"
- "You're the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarassing!"
- "Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled Peaches!"
- "Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, Count!"
- "I got hired on by merlee as her maid for real this time!"
Luigi / Mr. L
- "That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!" - Luigi
- "I'm my bro's bro." - Luigi
- "The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!" - Luigi
- "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!" - Mr. L
- "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!" - Mr. L
- "Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!" - Mr. L
- "Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!" - Mr. L
- "I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer." - Mr. L
- "Hey there, butterball!" - Mr. L
- "Hey, King Incompetant! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!" - Mr. L
- "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?" - Luigi
- "Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime." - Luigi
- "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!" - Luigi
- "Looks like your pure heart thing got broken. I guess pure hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks." - Mr. L
Luvbi
- "I am sorry...that thou art so hairy."
- "Pray, I would understand this! Is yon Peach the lady friend of Mario?"
- "Oh, verily? But the damsel looms large in his regard, is this not so? A one-sided crush then, mayhap."
- "Heareth me, princess of silly peaches?"
O'Chunks
- "CHUNKS AWAY!"
- "JUNIOR?! C'mere un' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"
- "A Stomptolo- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, yeh frog!"
- "Maybe I misubderstood that weirdo..."
- "YOU CRAZED LOON!"
- "BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS!" - O'Chunks brainwashed into "O'Cabbage"
- "Warrior rule # 1: "Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis Madness!""
- "'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle!"
- "Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy."
- "Ah; she lies like a wee rug, this lass!"
Princess Peach
- "Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
- "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?"
- "You've been very, very bad, but I can't just leave you here to die."
- "I fell through too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
- "How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
Squirps
- "You're the ones looking for the Pure Heart, squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought!"
- "I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"
- "At this rate, Squirps is going to have an accident."
- "Why are you staring like that? Are you falling for Squirps?!"
Tippi
- "Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"
- "What a wretch."
- "Why would you do this?! How COULD you do this?!"
- "If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me,
- "Don't worry Dimentio we'll leave a footnote to the prophecy about your failure."
Blumiere!"
- "Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls."
- "Nothing is decided intirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies."
- "Blumiere is gone now there is only Count Bleck! Bleh he he he!"
Toad
- "M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mario! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle... RAIDED! Princess Peach... STOLEN!"
- "We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"