User:Crazy Kong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Wv60_FIl8 <-- lolness (I'd put it here, only it's funnier in its YouTube format.)

Hallo! My username is at the top of the page and my real name is in mah infobox! I couldn't think up a suitable username so I chose "Somegeek," (For some reason I was surprised it wasn't taken.) so I went ahead and changed it. You can either call me Hannah or CK. Check-a my page!

Some other stuff about me

I know you probably don't care, but that's the reason there's a scroll button to the right. --> Unless this page somehow gets translated into Hebrew or Arabic in which case it would be to the left. <-- (Goomba cunfoosded.)

More info

I'm 13, have been since 9/12, and have a brother and sister, both of which are older than me and also adults. My brother is a 22 year old geek that likes Mario games named Sam. He also calls me Goomba for some reason. My sister is an 18 year old person that is only slightly geeky, in love with Harry Potter, and named Lauren. Because Sam calls me Goomba, I call Lauren Koopa.

I am an indescisive girl that likes cats, is addicted to computer and video games, and is in love with Harry Potter, Dr. Pepper, chocolate and cheesecake. I like music a lot, making making a list too much hassle, and am a Homestar Runner, Potter Puppet Pals, and Spidey fan (and Green Goblin fan - GOBBY RULZ!). My favorite hobby is going to the other reality I live in.

There are also two cats in our family. One is mine, one is Lu's. Lauren's cat is named Zoe, and she's a skinny, fluffy, calico cat with the quietest meow ever that loves going outside. My cat is the exact opposite. She's an extremely fat shorthair named Oreo. Guess what color(s) she is! Um... black, mostly, with, uh, a white belly? You guessed right! You get a virtual cookie!

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Seriously though, my cat is the fattest thing I'v ever seen. People don't count as things.

Mario-related stuff

Game and console stats

Games I have

• Donkey Kong Country 1-3 (1's alright, 2's awesome, 3's terrible.)
• Kirby's Adventure (Actually it's Sam's, but I play it more often.)
• Super Mario Bros. 1 and 3 (Sam's again, but still.)
• Diddy Kong Racing DS (I think Timber sounds like an old British guy.)
• Super Mario Galaxy (Awesomest. Platformer. Ever.)
• Mario Party 8 (I don't like Bowser's voice in this game. He kinda sounds like he has a cold.)
• Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Tiny=me.)
• Super Paper Mario (I've decided I'm not crazy about RPGs.)
• MKWii (SO addictive...SO frustrating sometimes.)

Games I (sadly) don't have but want

• The rest of the RPGs
• Mario & Luigi series
• Mario Kart series (NOT SNES or DS)
• The rest of the Mario Party series
• Super Mario Sunshine (because of Bowser Jr.)

Consoles I have

• NES
• SNES
• GBA
• DS
• Wii

Consoles I don't have but kinda need for the games I want

• N64
• GameCube

My fave characters (in no particular order)

• Luigihop.jpg

  Teh AWESOMEST MARIO BRO!
• BowserSMG.jpg

  HOTTEST. KOOPA. EVER.
• SMG BowserJr.jpg

  Possibly my favoritest Koopa ever.:)
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  To see how I rank them, best to worst, go further down.
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  She should appear in more not spin-offs.
• Yoshiwalk.jpg

  How can you not like Yoshi?
• SMG Toad.jpg

  I like all Toads. THE Toad is #1!
• DiddyDKJUNGLE.jpg

  Diddy is AWESOME!
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  Ooh, bubbles!.
• Tinyblast.jpg

  We have something in common: being taller than our older sisters.
• CoolDKJUNGLE.jpg

  Da Funkay Munkay! Haha...yeah....
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  I wish he'd appeared in more than two games.
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  Gotta respect yer elders!
• KROOLDKJUNLGE.jpg

  YAY INSANITY!!!!!!!
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  Kremlings=cool. Pirates=cool. Pirate Kremlings=awesome.
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  Maybe it's cause he's French. Or just cause he's a Kritter. KRITTERS R KEWL!
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  Aww, isn't he adorable!
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  With the mask on he's just awesome, but with it off he's both awesome and adorable.
• Shadow the Hedgehog Artwork.jpg

  THE EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you're surprised I didn't include Mario, Peach, or Donkey Kong. I like Mario okay, but he's kinda a spotlight-hogger. I didn't include DK for pretty much the same reason, except I don't really like him much at all. As for Peach, I'm gonna have to say I agree with Snake: STOP GETTING KIDNAPPED.

Plus, underdog-rooting is more fun.

How I rank the Koopalings

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  Larry is 1st. ♥
• SMB3 IggyKoopa2.jpg

  Iggy is 2nd. "No duck here, turkey!":D
• SMB3 LemmyKoopa2.jpg

  Lemmy is 3rd. Wow, all the small ones first.
• SMB3 RoyKoopa2.jpg

  Roy is 4th. Pink is an EXTREMELY manly color.>:)
• SMB3 LudwigvonKoopa.jpg

  Ludwig is 5th. LUDWIG: VAS!?
• MortonKoopa.gif

  Morton is 6th. I really need to know more about him.:(
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  Wendy is last. I do NOT like Wendy.
• NSMB BowserJr.jpg

  However, Bowser Jr., the Prince of Pain, outranks them all.

Userstuff

Crazy Kong's Userbox Tower
This user is cool cos MDL, like, TOTALLY said so.
File:1. Goomba Card.JPG This user is a Goomba.
Sig=almost = This user is struggling with her signature.
This user believes that Meta Knight should both take and leave the mask off. (Then the world can see how adorable he is!)
File:SMB3 LarryKoopa.jpg This user's favorite Koopaling is Larry Koopa, the Zombie Heartbreaker.
File:Controller example.png This user is addicted to video games.
File:Peach cry.jpg This user dislikes the Nintendo character Princess Peach.
File:Rambi.jpgFile:Enguarde.jpgFile:Squawks.jpg This user cant decide if her favorite Animal Buddy is Squawks the Parrot, Rambi the Rhino, or Enguarde the Swordfish. She is also disappointed in Rare for not putting Rambi in DKC3 and instead replacing him with an elephant that doesn't even allow you to jump on rats. In fact, thats probably one of the things that made the game so terrible.
File:Box open.png This user likes making her own USB dongleboxes. In fact, the majority of these glass cages are homebrew! Try to guess which ones! get 'em right and you get a virtual cookie!

That's all for now. I'll add more sometime.

Oh, wait. Forgot my NC.

Here it is:

http://www.smbhq.com/nc/nctest.html

Which Neglected Mario Character Are You?

Cool sites

Homestar Runner

Potter Puppet Pals

There was going to be another site, goblinjournals.com, which is filled with info about the Green Goblin, but it has sadly expired. :(

Cool users

This dude is teh awesomest.

This girl is great. And is fluent in lolspeek.

I think this guy is weird (Just look at his very first userbox.), but I like most of the rest of them and his "Ignorance is Bliss" vid. And his hall of Yoshis.

YAY RANDOM CRAP!

Characters that SHOULD have been playable in Brawl

1. King K. Rool

2. Dixie Kong

3. Knuckle Joe

4. Maskless Meta Knight (Mety and his mask would be like Samus and her suits.)

5.-6. Bowser Jr. - Shadow Mario (Like Zelda and Sheik)

7. Daisy

8. Waluigi (I mean, not that he deserves it, but since he got the Assist Trophyness....)

9.-15. The Koopalings (I know it's a bit of a stretch, but still, they need to appear in more games.)

16. Tails

17. Knuckles the Echidna

18. Shadow the Hedgehog

19. Meowth (I honestly don't know.)

I also think it would have been awesome if the Gangplank Galleon was a stage.

Special thanks to Anti Dude for the idea!

FAKE BRAWL MOVESET!

King K. Rool

Standard Special Move: Crown Throw; K. Rool hurls his crown in front of him, like in DKC.

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Side Special Move: Blunderbuss; K. Rool pulls out his gun from DKC2 (from nowhere) and shoots one of the following (in order from most common to the rarest):cannonball, spiky cannonball, blue gas that freezes the brawler, red gas that slows the brawler down, and purple gas that reverses the player's controls (DKC2 owns).

Down Special Move: Kremling Stomp; K. Rool jumps up reeeally high into the air and smacks down. Compare to Bowser Bomb. If you don't stomp on someone, you'll still send out shockwaves. ...And while we're pretending, if you use this move on the Gangplank Galleon, GIANT CANNONBALLS WILL RAIN DOWN FROM NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Up Special Move: K. Kruizer III; Once K. Rool is high in the air, his hovercraft from DK: King of Swing and will fire some sweet artillary in the direction you point the control stick. There'll be too many cool things to list, but I can tell you right now the most common will be a plain old cannonball, and the rarest will be a Klaptrap!

Final Smash: Crystal Banana; K. Rool uses his Crystal Banana from DK Jungle Climber and goes SUPER GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!! Compare to Giga Bowser, only you can do stuff.

Kirby Copy: Kirby turns green and wears K. Rool's crown. He can do Crown Throw.

Yay 4 YouTube!

Ignorance is Bliss

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Donkey Kong Country (TV) Songs

These ones are from the VHS. (My favorites on it.)

Pirate's Scorn

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LYRICS: Arr! When I was a young lad my father said to me,

"Arr, lend an ear and learn some pirate history!

Once a fearsome pirate ruled the Seven Seas,

"He was your great-great-great-grandpappy, Skurvy."

He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains,

But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day!

Chorus: I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig!

I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did!

The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you're never born!

When the Coconut is mine, then you'll feel his pirate scorn!

He hid it in an idol where it stayed for many years,

But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo did shed the crystal tear.

It lay upon the ground until, much to my surprise,

A stupid ape just wandered by and snatched my treasured prize!

He discovered it possessed extraordinary power,

But stealing it from Skurvy would be his darkest hour!

Chorus

When the Coconut is mine, then you'll feel his pirate scorn!

Arr.

Gotta Get it Back! Take it Back!

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LYRICS: We gotta get the Coconut back or else,

King K. Rool is gonna have our hides!

I can't believe I gave the Crystal Coconut

To a couple of fat guys!

Arr! All I wanna do is get me booty back,

Defend my honor with lootin' and lies!

Maybe if I hurry it won't be too late,

I gotta give it the ol' banana try!

Chorus: Gotta bring it back!

Gotta get it back! Take it back!

Gotta stuff(?) it back!

Gotta give it back!

Take it back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErJEM-RXZ5c Bowser's making fun of you.