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But to my story: Mr. Torrente (pronounced, tore-en-tee) is a creepy man. On the first day of school, when I first had him, he made most of us ROFL. (He teaches Reading Strategies, a very minor class.) So he was funny at first, having us read a book on Poop facts and stuff, but then one day, that changed. He yelled and called on us for stuff we didn't know, where he got the name Mr. Torment-E. It was then one day where he wore shorts and short sleeve shirt when (7 by my count) tatoos of bloody, somewhat innapropriate stuff were revealed, though it was during after-school hours. It was disturbing. And to add to it, on rainy days, he wears a long trench-coat and a black hat, and looks like he just murdered someone! {{user:Luigi001/sig|I prefer to use dog!}} | But to my story: Mr. Torrente (pronounced, tore-en-tee) is a creepy man. On the first day of school, when I first had him, he made most of us ROFL. (He teaches Reading Strategies, a very minor class.) So he was funny at first, having us read a book on Poop facts and stuff, but then one day, that changed. He yelled and called on us for stuff we didn't know, where he got the name Mr. Torment-E. It was then one day where he wore shorts and short sleeve shirt when (7 by my count) tatoos of bloody, somewhat innapropriate stuff were revealed, though it was during after-school hours. It was disturbing. And to add to it, on rainy days, he wears a long trench-coat and a black hat, and looks like he just murdered someone! {{user:Luigi001/sig|I prefer to use dog!}} | ||
== When The Mercenaries Go Marching In == | |||
Eh, that's OK for holdin' me in suspense; besides, I was gonna wright you a random response to nothing, just to keep ya' entertained. During the time you've been gone, giant Peacocks have probably pecked your home internet connection cable to death, so I'd suggest switching to GIECO... unless, of course, you have a loaded AK-47 and a well-oiled flamethrower. | |||
As we draw nearer to Halloween, my mind is filled with frightening images. Some merely pop up for a second (like those stupid "Cool Screensaver" ads you see on the web every 5 seconds), and some will take a few minutes to finish. Here's a few random examples of the horrors I've encountered(mentally): | |||
1.Flying monkeys with guns | |||
2. The illsbury Doughboy will run up to me and attempt to smother me with cream cheese. | |||
3. Samus will be running towards me, and then a 500-foot tall granola bar will come crashing down on her, crushing her in it's nutty-goodness. | |||
4. I'll be walking along a street in America in the 1800s, wearing a top hat and other clothes of the time, when out of the blue I'll start singing songs from the play '''Oklahoma''' , and then Gollum (Lord of the Rings, not Pokermen) will appear and start rapping. Before long, the entire town will be dressed in chicken outfits, and we'll be dancing to some polka music. Then, Chuck Norris will come, and we all die. | |||
5. The worst one of all. I go through something I call "Random Limerick-Making Syndrome." During RLMS, I start making stupid little limericks, and then start singing them to the neighbor's bulldog. A horrible example of one of these vile limericks would be: | |||
''There one was a ninja named Hyi'' | |||
''Who wanted to eat a mince-meat pie'' | |||
''He went to Wal*Mart" | |||
''To buy a Napalm-Dart'' | |||
''But realised the federal government had recently vitoed the sale of Napalm-Darts to ninjas named Hyi.'' | |||
I'm short on time, so I'll make this quick: | |||
gb (gotta boogie) --{{User:Cheep-Cheep/Sig}} 16:48, 6 October 2008 (EDT) |
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Five Archives:Look, I've made another archive of old messages! Do NOT read them - they're private!
Start messages here... insert random crap... Those are Ladies?Woah! Are you sure? XD Just kiddin'.... Stickers.....I'll try! We had to do a similar project in school; draw our favorite "cartoon" character! And it's pretty obvious who I chose... Heh heh, here's a non-creepy story: My Geography teacher's chair broke last year because some really big "iCarly" fan unscrewed part of her chair and when she sat in it she fell. The kid was suspended in school! Talk about boring! And the funniest is this: my school's guidence counsillor (sp?) was walking down the stairs, tripped over herself, and fell, broke her leg, and didn't come back for the rest of the school year! Z3r0 Tw0 Tell me if you wanna hear any more, I'm loaded with these kind of stories!
Random Grannies Rule The WorldThanks, I greatly appreciated it. XD Actually, I can delete User and User Talk pages; although I don't plan on doing so. Cool archive name; it gives me the feeling that you really like this place. o: I'm sure you would. ;) No doubts in my mind. Of course you're a close friend! I'd say you easily make my top five. Actually, I did know that. "G'day" is kind of a stereotypical phrase that us Americans like to associate you Aussies with. :P And, LOL at the goats in the outback. XD Wow, odd questions...but: Legal drinking age: Driving age: Most people are allowed to drive on their own at the age of 16, but some can start driving (accompanied) at the age of 14. Legal WTF age: 18. Well, I don't know of any articles that need editing, but you can always check here if you'd like. ;) — Stooben Rooben In America, the legal 'be rude to others' age is 3. o: 11:44, 25 September 2008 (EDT) Ohai!ROFL LOL XD I love randomn3ss. If there was no randomness in the world, I'd be dead by the time I said this XD Cool! The theme is FTW. Its cool to know that you're trip is almost over. Hmm... I just scrolled over the link and saw that it was a link to Serebii about the new forms in Platinum. Are those possibly the new Rotom forms that link leads too, then? ... ... AMIRITE?! :O Holy Crip! (That's what... uhhh... uhhh... I'll get back to you on that ^^;)LOL, your jokes are very special. Yes, Archiving has become easy for me. Thanks, I had to think of a title very hard for the other archive. Yes, a template. CC has his own template and I think users are allowed them. What you should do is remember how many points you've given to users and put them in boxes. Not just any ordinary boxes, make them special; add your colors and character images. Thanks for the 50 pts. *starts evolving* My user name in the Bulbapedia region is *warps you to a top secret military base* Xknight 511. You're right, I get no respect whatsoever on that Wiki. What's your user name? *warps underground* I'm glad you're appreciated in that magazine, but I'm afraid I've never heard of it before. Well, have you added me to your Userboxes yet? I've added you (I gave you the special ranking of good friend because of your kindness towards me :^) R.O.B. 128 Hey! I got this thingy to work! W000T!!! :) Holy Corp...se (that's what grave robbers say)Hello Dom. I know we haven't met before so....hi nice to meet you. I've seen you around lots and I never knew you was australian (don't hate me if I spelt that wrong) And I like your header puns MCHammerBro. Long timeHiya! We don't talk has a good time... Well, How ae you? I own Super Paper Mario!!! Anything new? Super Luigi! Number one! You live in Australia, don't you? Le Exploding WafflelezHey there, Dom, just tellin ya that soon i will be changin my name to Gyroid X. By the time you are back from England, I'll probably have the name changed. Negative Squad, soon to be Gyroid X My Teacher Got Fired For Sounding Like A Brand Of Chicken NuggetsSorry for not replying sooner. But don't worry about the recipe, I'm scared of it! OK, but here's a really juicy one! So there was once a teacher named Mr. Duggins (which was popular for sounding like it was a good name for chicken nuggets) who was the most perverted and inappropriate man in our school, because he's stared at girls and boys, erm, bottoms. He was frequently found in the gym locker rooms during changing time! So he got fired for indirect harassment and he had a myspace account with him in no clothes, saying swears, and at parties where he was drunk! Thank all that is living he got fired! Z3r0 Tw0 A similar problem occurred with a teacher named Mr. Dinello. Well...WhoaWell, patience is not one of my virtues, but I'm willing to wait for a friend. ☆R.O.B 128♂ 14:42, 29 September 2008 (EDT) That's good to hear. I'll be waiting. ☆R.O.B 128♂ 11:11, 4 October 2008 (EDT) OK, just whenever you're ready! Oh, that's Zero Two (actually put 02.) He's the final boss of Kirby 64 and he is EPIC! You gotta shoot crystal shards at his eye, which bleeds and bleeds. Then eventually he'll flip over and you have to shoot the bandage on his head, which then causes a cactus-like wound to shoot out his pointy bottom. That's his weak point. Otherwise, he's a bleeding eye-turnip-angel-cactus-bird thing! YOU'RE BACK? W00T! YAYYYYYYYYY!!! Mkay; I'll wait for the message :D --Palkia47 08:53, 4 October 2008 (EDT) OMG! Sounds nasty! I've heard in Geography class Asians never haad the highest farming standards.....Z3r0 Tw0 :O You're on too, but you has to soon get off! Aww;... well bai, then! Palkia47 Being alive is needed; I saw what you said about those milkshakes on 001's talk page. Weird :blink: Really? Yay! So... what's up? --Palkia47 09:09, 4 October 2008 (EDT) YESH! YESH!!!Wherever you live, it sounds quite interesting. I've heard there are animals there that look wierd. Remember, I've been banned twice already. There are some people (like Wayoshi and RAP) who refuse to talk to me. Wayoshi tends to treat me like crap on YouTube, but I don't really care. I'm glad you acknowledged my idea. *drops tank on Wayoshi* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Yeah, I got new moves. I've learned WRY, and Hyperzone Cannon. I'm a Steel and Electric type. Bulbapedia's name is an opinion of someone's, but some people think it's because Bulbasaur is the first pokemon. I don't go there much anymoar. The users there are major jerks (did I say that twice?... <_<) I'm not too familiar with magezines in general. lolz I figured I'd give you the rank since you're such an awesome user. Srsly, you're the only one besides some like Mrsdaisyluigi and Garlic Man (as well as Stooben) to not do something terrible to me. Thanksss for the rank asss the coolessst perssson you know. </snake_mah_boi> Here are teh answers to your questions. I think I got most of 'em right.
R.O.B. 128 Yeah, he is. Well, I need to go to school. See you in a few hours. Actually; I just thought it was a link that covered only the forms of Rotom. Seems I was wrong, tho. No one; at least, as far I know. YAY!!! I'm not sure. I'm the one who makes other people's descisions; but it would be cool. You've given up on the BT? Why? Palkia47 Actually; I don't really have anything else to say XDXDXD Actually; Nintendo gamer has already designed a userbox; saying the same thing. He's gotten my permission to due so. I wanna DSi too!Too bad it doesnt have a GBA slot...though they could fix that and make it work with the older GB and GBC games. I did hear though that it would connect to the internet or somethin like that...I sure hope so! I've been dying to play GSC again, and yadda yadda yadda. Seriously, chapter 6 is not all that great. But it is noteworthy as the only chapter in which Mario and Co. go to a place simply to get a piece of the Element Star. They go to Bowser's Castle also because of Peach, they get the one in the Master Tree "on accident", and they go to the Nothing Zone in pursuit of Mr. UDL after overhearing him say stuff about the Wind Piece. I just thought that NS sounded tacky after a while and also sounded a bit emo. Besides, it made my chapter 3 look like a raging egomaniac. "The Amazing Negative Squad"? ... to that. I have found my inner Wario and Meta Knight, I still am pretty good with R.O.B. (which is really out of place since i always use agile, light characters with good aerial game, but R.O.B. is pretty aerial, so...) and I'm ok with Luigi. However, nothing can yet match my sheer pwn-power with Mr. Game & Watch. I guess he suits my style- relentless attack without giving the opponents a chance to attack (which really ticks off my bro). Somehow, even though he's the second lightest character, I can survive at super-high percentages with him. Speaking of G&W, he is in chapter 7 (actually, there are multiple G&Ws, acting as residents of the area) but it is not due to him being my main in Brawl. I thought of it long before i ever played Brawl, just to tell you. What the crap? GYROID X IS FREAKIN' EVOLVIN'! Da da da da da da da dddddda do da do da do da do daaa DRING, DANANANAnananana...CONGRATULATIONS, CRAPPER! GYROID X EVOLVED INTO 001010001001010101010101001010101010101001(long continuous string of binary code)111010101010110WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!ERROR! ASPLODE! (GBA asplodes) Mr. Torment-E and His 7 tatoosXD Those are hillarious! After this comment I gotta read more! Tell me as many as you want! My school is under renovations right now, so I think the staff could really care less about who they hire. :O But to my story: Mr. Torrente (pronounced, tore-en-tee) is a creepy man. On the first day of school, when I first had him, he made most of us ROFL. (He teaches Reading Strategies, a very minor class.) So he was funny at first, having us read a book on Poop facts and stuff, but then one day, that changed. He yelled and called on us for stuff we didn't know, where he got the name Mr. Torment-E. It was then one day where he wore shorts and short sleeve shirt when (7 by my count) tatoos of bloody, somewhat innapropriate stuff were revealed, though it was during after-school hours. It was disturbing. And to add to it, on rainy days, he wears a long trench-coat and a black hat, and looks like he just murdered someone! Z3r0 Tw0 I prefer to use dog! When The Mercenaries Go Marching InEh, that's OK for holdin' me in suspense; besides, I was gonna wright you a random response to nothing, just to keep ya' entertained. During the time you've been gone, giant Peacocks have probably pecked your home internet connection cable to death, so I'd suggest switching to GIECO... unless, of course, you have a loaded AK-47 and a well-oiled flamethrower. As we draw nearer to Halloween, my mind is filled with frightening images. Some merely pop up for a second (like those stupid "Cool Screensaver" ads you see on the web every 5 seconds), and some will take a few minutes to finish. Here's a few random examples of the horrors I've encountered(mentally): 1.Flying monkeys with guns 2. The illsbury Doughboy will run up to me and attempt to smother me with cream cheese. 3. Samus will be running towards me, and then a 500-foot tall granola bar will come crashing down on her, crushing her in it's nutty-goodness. 4. I'll be walking along a street in America in the 1800s, wearing a top hat and other clothes of the time, when out of the blue I'll start singing songs from the play Oklahoma , and then Gollum (Lord of the Rings, not Pokermen) will appear and start rapping. Before long, the entire town will be dressed in chicken outfits, and we'll be dancing to some polka music. Then, Chuck Norris will come, and we all die. 5. The worst one of all. I go through something I call "Random Limerick-Making Syndrome." During RLMS, I start making stupid little limericks, and then start singing them to the neighbor's bulldog. A horrible example of one of these vile limericks would be: There one was a ninja named Hyi Who wanted to eat a mince-meat pie He went to Wal*Mart" To buy a Napalm-Dart But realised the federal government had recently vitoed the sale of Napalm-Darts to ninjas named Hyi.
gb (gotta boogie) -- Cheep-Cheep(CheepTalk · CheepArticle) 16:48, 6 October 2008 (EDT) |