User:Kooplyss

Yo! I'm Kooplyss! Of course, I love Koopas and Doopliss.

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Of course, I hate guests. Now, SCRAM!!

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Mwa ha ha...I'm so horrifying...

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Vivian: Mario! I mean, Mario! Mario?! Mario?! MARIO!!

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What?! Me?! You're accusing ME of turning the villagers into pigs?! Do you think I make miracles happen?!

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That's my home. Yeah, they said I had to live there because I was such an annoyance to the villagers. Can you believe how rude they are?! Don't they know I don't have any friends?! Why don't they understand?!

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The craziest thing you've ever seen is your 30 foot tongue. Get outta my face you pip!!

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You know why I hate this guy? He never paid me back the 10 cents I gave him in the 1st Grade!!

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WHO THINKS I WOULD HELP THEM?! DO YOU THINK I REALLY CARE?!(Heh, heh, well I helped them at least once. I don't know why, but I think they call me Freak-Sheet because they don't know what a ghost is...Aren't they stupid?!)

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When Koopas fly...Oh, what the heck, They already do.

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It's...IT'S ALIVE!!

Bowser's bratty little kids. Why'd he ever think of having kids?! I mean, 1 big, bad Koopa is enough, but add 7 more and they could make the Earth stop spinning!!

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Like, my outfit is so much hotter than your's...

MAMAMIA!! You are a bad-a pisano! You here-a me?! You are a bad-a pisano!

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Great. This is Bowser's 8th kid! Why does he want little brats?!

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Bowser: Ahh, my castle. This REALLY beats a Freak-Sheet's Steeple...