User talk:Mario/Archive 11

Well, ONE ARTICLE is getting fired-up all right on this wiki! 22:09, April 26, 2022 (EDT) This user enjoys a Wario-free troll-free talk page! If you find a troll on this page, please ignore, revert, and report on MarioWiki:Staff noticeboard. Thank you! Important!This user replies to messages made on this talk page directly on this talk page, not on the poster's talk page. If you have left a message on my talk page, please do check my talk page from time to time if I have responded to it! This user's pronouns are she/her! These pages were cleansed by defenders of Mushroom Kingdom from Wario. They are marked by their heads here, proudly. First few archives contain a bunch of useless, embarrassing, silly stuff. Venture there in your mobile phone at your own risk. Congrats on 10 Archives! For reaching this chatty milestone, here is a comically tiny Attacky Sack: Somethingone (talk) 21:55, April 26, 2022 (EDT) Why thank you! Have you heard about some really distant accordion music? Well here's a visual representation of one: Why, it is as big as the period at the end of this sentence! Hope it gets destroyed by some monchers AND that Attacky Sack. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 22:04, April 26, 2022 (EDT) RE:Cowboy Wario has wandered in your talk page! He managed to find out a new equation after drinking a cup of spoiled milk? Here's his reward and research grant that was definitely not bought from Junk. Look, he's already made another new equation! + + = WildWario (talk) 23:58, May 1, 2022 (EDT) Holy cow, Mushroom Kingdom is moving fast with its technological advancements! What's next, a backpack and a mountain creating a new Mario Kart racer?? He needs another research grant, preferably one that can help him buy a new used microwave oven to help him cook up more equations. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 00:23, May 2, 2022 (EDT) After buying him too many food and items, he found the most amazing equation of the year that solves Mario's halloween costume issue for the 17th Moo Moo Halloween Tour, allowing him to win the 15th Moo Moo and King Boo's Moo Moo Boo Boo Costume Contest! ( + - 99 + + ) × 2 = WildWario (talk) 00:50, May 2, 2022 (EDT) Hm, you'd think the axe isn't necessary since Mario's head is already detached from his body. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 18:55, May 2, 2022 (EDT) WAHAHA! Your talk page has been attacked by an even uglier Wario! Tremble before his disgustingly low-resolution texture as he fouls up this page with his ghastly appearance! Have a rotten day, -- Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 17:05, June 3, 2022 (EDT) I tried collapsing the post, but I couldn't, Wario was too fat. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 21:27, June 3, 2022 (EDT) "just don't laugh at my username unless you like your prized possessions turned to petunias" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH By the by, congrats on your promotion! -- KOOPA CON CARNE 17:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT) Y'know Wario's treasures? Turned into azaleas, kinda like the mess in here. Don't mess with ol' 'zuka. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 17:58, June 5, 2022 (EDT) Heh I can't imagine how Wario feels knowing you now have the power to send him to the Shadow Realm with your new powers. Congratulations! -- PanchamBro (talk • contributions) 17:52, June 5, 2022 (EDT) Well, I'm not quite the decorated janitor yet, as I can't destroy pages and images related to him, but I can give him some inconvenience and misery with some good ol' blocking! Thanks! It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:37, June 5, 2022 (EDT) Wario of the Day For being promoted to patroller, you have earned a very special Golden Wario of the Day. Look at the shine of that beautiful spraypai- err, very real gold! Have a rotten day, -- Too Bad! Waluigi Time! 18:09, June 5, 2022 (EDT) I think I just saw that statue twitch its stache. 🤨 It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:38, June 5, 2022 (EDT) Congrats on your promotion to Patroller! You deserve it! To commemorate your WAHAHAnderful achievement, here's a absolutely massive Attacky Sack: Sending sincere applause, Somethingone (talk) 19:15, June 5, 2022 (EDT) How good is it at destroying Wario is my only question. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 20:33, June 5, 2022 (EDT) Does "flattens people and bites ravenously" sound good enough to you? ;) Somethingone (talk) 21:12, June 5, 2022 (EDT) I'm not sure if that's as aWAHsome as Bazooka Mario (props for the promotion, by the way!), could it become BFF with Wario who also "flattens people and bites ravenously" (when garlic is around, that is)?--Mister Wu (talk) 22:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT)