User:Red Snifit

Welcome to my page...of DOOM! ENTER IF YOU DARE!

JK. You can enter even if you don't dare. I am Red Snifit, but you can just call me Red. I've been here for a while. Not that long though. I joined on March 26, 2011. I discovered the site much earlier--on July 4, 2010. I am a HUGE Nintendo fan, but I mostly like Mario stuff. I am devoted to solving many Marioverse mysteries (like why the heck there's only one red Snifit in SMB2). The first console I got was a DSi (for Christmas of 2009), and the first Mario game I played was New Super Mario Bros. I invested many hours in playing it, and I finally beat every level, but still have a few to unlock. I haven't beaten it TOTALLY. Anyway, I got a Wii in May of 2009, and the first games I got were Wii Sports, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. A little later I got Mario Kart Wii. I really want SMG2, but I still haven't beaten SMG, so I can't get it. At least I think I shouldn't. Then this year I FINALLY got a 3DS!!!!!! I just got the two Mario & Luigi games for DS, and most DS games work on the 3DS, so that's good news. (THE SHROOBS ARE COMING! THE SHROOBS ARE COMING!) I also have an iPod Touch, and am addicted to Angry Birds. Okay, so now you have a little of my gaming life history.

About Me

I am 11 years old and school has ended (for summer), so I'm not in 5th OR 6th grade. I'm between grades. I live in New Jersey and have lived there my whole life. I'm not saying what town I live in, in case anyone on this wiki wants to track me down and kill me. I'm not saying any of you would, but just in case. I think it's safe to say my state. Also, my birthday is on April 18. I have two little brothers. My parents think I spend waaay too much time online, which I admit I do. I have two cats, one dog, and one fish. My first cat is 19!! (she's ancient in cat years) and named Candy. She is very old and kind of annoying since she bugs us for food all the time. My other cat is Rocky, he's three and quite fat. He likes to steal Candy's food and my dog's food. My dog is 4. Her name is Zoey and she does not like other dogs. Oddly, she gets along fine with the cats. The fish, Peanut, is very old for a fish. I'm not even sure how old. He is also very fat. When he passes away, I won't get any more fish, because it's just wrong to keep fish in tiny tanks instead of their homeland. If you haven't noticed, I LOVE animals. If I ever get to the end of Super Paper Mario, I'm gonna get my whole family to watch (to see who cries. That is such a touching scene.)

Games I Own

DS

• New Super Mario Bros. (beaten)
• Super Mario 64 DS
• Mario Kart DS (all characters except Waluigi and R.O.B.)
• Sonic Classic Collection (Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic 2, Sonic 3, Sonic and Knuckles)
• Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing DS
• Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
• Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Wii

• New Super Mario Bros. Wii (beaten)
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Mario Party 8
• Wii Sports
• Mario Kart Wii (all courses unlocked)
• Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Wii
• Kirby's Epic Yarn (beaten, but not all secret levels)
• Donkey Kong Country Returns
• Super Paper Mario
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl

(I never got a chance to play any of the "old" consoles like the Nintendo 64 and the Gamecube, so that's why I only have two consoles.) My favorite game EVER was Super Mario 64 DS, but now it is the ULTIMATE Mario game, Super Paper Mario. It ROX! You're going to hear about the pure awesomeness of this game a LOT from me. Also I love Super Smash Bros. Brawl and I think it has amazing graphics, excellent gameplay, and pretty good, though hard to to understand, (I mean, the whole Subspace Emissary thing is just confusing) story.

My Fave Characters

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  Because he's cool and I like him better than Mario. He NEEDS a game.

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  I LUV Shy Guys. They are so cool!

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  Luigi has more of a personality than Mario, is awesome, needs more games of his own, and is TEH KEWLEST!

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  I like mysterious characters who are female and have an important role other than being kidnapped.

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  He desperately needs a game--maybe even more than Bowser.

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  I'm a big fan of the babies, who also need to be in more games.

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  Why? Pick a line. Any line.

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  Yay for Yoshi! He saved Mario and Luigi's lives, and he's awesome. I was so excited that he was playable in SM64DS!

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  They were great characters, but sadly fading into obscurity. (sniff)

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  My favorite Koopaling. He's crazy and cool!

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  I still like him even though I was ready to scream by the seventh time he said you-know-what in SMB.

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  Another female with a GOOD role. She's really cool!

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  My favorite Pixl. Too bad all the Pixls only talked when you first got them (except for Tippi, of course).

My LEAST Favorite Characters

They must die!

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  Sigh. Where to start. This little brat killed the Koopalings! He's the whole reason they're obscure! He is evil!

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  Well, I'd actually like for this fat dude to stick around because he's fun to make fun of!

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  Who are these random generic people?! WE DON'T NEED THEM! We have plenty of real Mario characters!

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  He's from Final Fantasy. He doesn't belong in Mario.

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  He is SO overrated.

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  Annoying happy clouds. (Though not technically characters, I hate it when everything has a face.)

RANDUMB Facts About Me

• I am a vegan.
• I have 14 cousins.
• I devote 99.9% of my Internet time to Nintendo-related stuff. Most of that is Mario stuff.
• My brother is addicted to this Train Simulator PC game. No idea why.
• Favorite animal: NONE! I love all animals. <3 But I especially like cats, dogs, and sharks. Oh yeah, and monkeys. Man, I love monkeys.
• Favorite movie: Dunno. I like a lot of movies.
• Favorite book: Dunno. I kinda read a lot.
• Favorite website: Mario Wiki!
• Favorite character: Bowser/Shy Guy/Yoshi.
• Least favorite character: Bowser Jr.
• Gender: Female. (Just in case you automatically assumed I was a guy, because I like video games!) (That's really sexist, you know.)
• Real name: CENSORED
• Favorite game: Super Paper Mario
• Second favorite game: Super Mario 64 DS.
• LEAST favorite game: Any one of the Mario edutainment games. Edutainment and Mario do not go together well.
• I am constantly quoting Mario characters such as Fawful and Dimentio, but only a few of my friends understand.
• I would like a LONG page, so I'm trying to put as much stuff in here as I can.
• I yelled at my iPod Touch once because I was really mad at this one level in Angry Birds. (God, that game is fun, addicting, and infuriating all in one...)
• I am NOT a Sonic fan, but still have Sonic games because my brothers are Sonic fans.
• I WOULD KILL to someday be able to enter the Mushroom World. (But, you know, something small, like a Carrot. Not Piders. They're icky.) (You have to be a SpongeBob fan to get that.)
• Pixl Power is my brother (the one who loves trains).
• I thought the SMB movie was horrible, but then I watched it on YouTube a while back (behold, the power of movies through Youtube!) and I have to say, not bad. I know it didn't stick to the games, but just look in the background and you'll see it's crammed full of references. Thwomps, Bullet Bill's, Boom Boom Bar, Goomba's/Kuribo's Shoe, and, of course, Yoshi. (And a whole bunch more you'll have to have a sharp eye to catch.)
• I want a pet potbellied pig. I like pigs. They're cool.
• I also like aye-ayes (check 'em out on Wikipedia if you don't know what they are. They're kewl.)
• I prefer the spelling "kewl" to "cool". (It's kewler.)
• I have two stuffed hamsters named Blumiere and Timpani. (I named them myself.)(If I had real hamsters I would name them that.)
• I don't write fanfics (at least not on any sites), but I do write them for myself, and I'm currently making Super Paper Zoey, part of the Super Zoey Sisters project. Zoey, my dog, is our hero, Chloe is her twin sister, Ivory, the white fire-breathing Chihuahua with the spiked collar is our main antagonist, Princess Bug the would-be hideous by our standards but not by Canine Kingdom standards pug mix is our constantly kidnapped princess (but WAY smarter than Peach), and there's a whole bunch more. Also, Ivory's troop is made up of monkeys, lemurs, and assorted primates (plus a few cats), the Koopalings' replacements are seven adopted capuchins who act as Ivory's children, and there are zero human characters. Why? 'Cause I like animals better. And I can draw them way better. (If you disagree with any of my characters, that's your problem.)
• Mario fangirls are few and far between where I live, so I need all the friends I can get on the wiki.

Random Pic!

I like using Special:Random. I will put a random pic from my latest random article here. Today I got "Vending Machines"!

Vending Machines in Mario Party Advance!

The Bowser Jr. Non-Fan Club

Many Mario "fans" have something known as Bowser Jr Fan-itis, and others have Koopaling Fan-itis. Those Koopaling Fanites believe that Bowser Jr. should DIE. That's why I'm starting a club for people who would like to kill Bowser Jr. Together, we can convince Nintendo to forget him and focus on bringing back the Koopalings and restoring them to their rightful place! WHO'S WITH ME?

My Friggin' Epic SPM Gallery

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  Another one of those guys who exit battles by farting.

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  The first of the fan favorite SPM villians.

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  What she REALLY looks like...gulp.

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  The second fan favorite villian. They (the fans) refuse to believe he's dead.

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  Yikes.

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  And here we have our third fan favorite, who is really Luigi but some fans think is not.

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  He reminds me of my computer when it goes insane.

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  A character I like because a lot of us saw ourselves in him...

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  Oh, I almost forgot: Brobot.

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  Well, I call him/her QUEEN Croacus because he/she totally looks and talks like a girl.

More to come soon.