User:Beecanoe

300 Dude: THIS IS SPARTA!

Mah Self Portrait

Beecanoe: No, this is my userpage.

Patrick: No, this is Patrick

Beecanoe: Anyway, I have an update. I'm working on the game ideas wiki right now. Why I tell you this? The wiki has two active users, far less than it deserves. And no I'm not going to retire but this will be the last userpage edit you'll see in a long time (maybe). The link for game ideas wiki is right here [1].

User Mario Kart

Fuzzipede27 did user bestiary, Zero777 did the user brawl. Now I bring you the latest, user Mario Kart! This is where I put the name of a user down along with their Special Item/attack, weight, and kart. I'll only put myself,my friends, and a few popular users on this list for now (Those users can tell me if I should change their stats), but feel free to post a request. The only thing I ask is to put the stats down with the request. Oh yeah, and the last thing. Put down if you're a default or unlockable character, and if you're unlockable, put how.

Beecanoe

• Weight Class:Middle
• Special:Summons Dry Bowser to kick racers' butts!
• Kart:Banisher
• Status:Default

BabyLuigiOnFire

• Weight Class:Light
• Special:Explodes
• Kart:Wario Car
• Status:Default

Fawfulfury65

• Weight Class::Light
• Special:Becomes Dark Fawful and destroys everyone, making them tiny for a whole entire lap!
• Kart:A kart that resembles Fawful's helmet
• Status:Unlocked by completing the Mushroom Cup on Mirror

GalacticPetey

• Weight Class:Heavy
• Special:FIRES HIS LAZAAAAAR!
• Kart:Pirahna Prowler
• Status:Default

Fuzzipede27

• Weight Class:Middle
• Special:Summons over 9000 fuzzipedes to blind everyone on the course and uses a dash pepper.
• Kart:An upsidedown Luigi Wing cap
• Status:Unlocked by beating Leaf Cup on 100cc.

Zero777

• Weight Class:Middle
• Special:Cybernetic Laser Vision
• Kart:Shooting Star
• Status:Unlocked by beating everything in the game plus some hacking

Dry Paratroopa

• Weight Class:Light
• Special:Spirit Supernova
• Kart:A cross between the Banisher from MKDS and the Para Wing from MKDD
• Status:Unlocked by clearing all cups with Beecanoe

MATEOELBACAN

• Weight Class:Middle
• Special:Giga Laser Beam
• Kart:Turbo Yoshi
• Status:Default

Mr bones

• Weight Class:Middle
• Special:Becomes a bat and bites every car's wheel
• Kart:Vampire BWAHAHABONSER
• Status:Unlocked by completing all cups with all default characters

Highly recommended websites

• addictinggames.com
• mofunzone.com
• instantsfun.es (I highly reccomend this site)
• sonic.wikia.com (only for the few Sonic fans on this wiki)
• ign.com
• notdoppler.com (only because the game Dust is on there)
• 1980-games.com
• stickpage.com
• aqworlds.com
• icanhascheezburger.com/failblog.org (either one will get you there)

Extra: Go to google and type in "dude falling" and hit I'm feeling lucky.

Funny uses of over 9000

Seriously, if these don't make you want to watch this video on youtube, I don't know what will.

• When a Toad is in the Shine Rank shop in M&L:BIS

Toad:"How much do these pants cost?"
Clerk:"It's over 9000!!!"

• When Mario fights Dry Bowser

Mario:What does-a the scouter say about this guy's-a power level?
Random Toad:IT'S OVER 9000!!!

• When Beecanoe sees FawfulFury65's userpage

Beecanoe:How many edits does she have? My god, IT'S OVER 9000!!!

• When Beecanoe asks GalacticPetey about Godzilla

Beecanoe:What's the power level of Godzilla's LAZORS?
GalacticPetey:It's OVER 9000!!!

• When Wario stands on the scale but can't see the number and asks Waluigi

Wario:What does the number on the scale say?
Waluigi:IT'S OVER 9000!!!

• When Toadsworth and Toadbert watch Mario kick Bowser's cheeks

Toadsworth:I daresay, how many times has Mario beat this gallumping beast?
Toadbert:IT'S OVER 9000!!!

• When a random user asks Beecanoe how many times he could make OVER 9000 jokes\

Random user:How many of these OVER 9000 jokes can you make?
Beecanoe:OVER 9000!!!

Mah Sig

I serve Dry Bowser! Dry Bowser OWNS!

My Friends (In Order)

• Dry Paratroopa
• MATEOELBACAN
• Fawfulfury65
• Mr bones
• GalacticPetey

Game Ideas

Mario Kart (I don't know what it would be called)

Lightweight Characters

Default

• Toad
• Koopa Troopa
• Baby Mario
• Baby Peach
• Baby Luigi
• Koopa Paratroopa

Unlockable

• Toadette
• Dry Bones
• Baby Daisy
• Shy Guy
• Baby DK
• Blooper

Middleweight Characters

Default

• Mario
• Luigi
• Peach
• Yoshi
• Daisy
• Birdo

Unlockable

• Diddy Kong
• Bowser Jr.
• Boo
• Kamek
• Monty Mole
• Sonic (Yeah, really. By the time a game like this is made, Sonic will probably be a Mario character.)

Heavyweight Characters

Default

• Bowser
• Donkey Kong
• Wario
• Waluigi
• King Boo
• Funky Kong

Unlockable

• Rosalina
• Petey Pirahna
• Dry Bowser
• King K. Rool
• Wiggler
• Lubba

Games I own

Gameboy

• Donkey Kong Land

Pro: Almost as good as Donkey Kong Country Con: The Graphics Suck

Gamecube

• Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
• Super Smash Bros. Melee
• Sonic Heroes
• Shadow the Hedgehog
• LEGO Star Wars
• Nicktoons Unite!

Gameboy Advance

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
• Mario Kart: Super Circuit
• Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
• Donkey Kong Country
• Namco Museum
• Frogger's Adventures: Temple of the Frog
• LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
• Bionicle: Maze of Shadows

Wii

• Super Mario Galaxy
• Mario Kart Wii
• Mario Strikers Charged
• Mario Super Sluggers
• Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
• Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
• Wii Sports
• Wii Play
• Wii Sports Resort

My Favorite quotes

• "Monster, I am not a monster. I AM A GOD!" Mecha Sonic, Super Mario Bros. Z
• "Lucky Candy! (Or Rucky Candy if you say it like it sounds)" Karate Duo #1, Bowser's Kingdom
• "That's it! I'm throwin' hammers!" Paul Hammerbro, Bowser's Kingdom
• "What? But I know I can help! I can turn people into eggplants!" Eggplant Wizard, Smash Kingdom
• "You can have...MY BIG GAY DANCE!" King Dedede, Brawl Taunts"
• "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" Wierd Monster, Dragonball Z
• "LEROOOOOOOY!!!! JENKINNNNNNS!!!!" Guy playing WoW
• "It's OVER 9000!!!!" Vegeta, Dragonball Z
• "No! This is Patrick!" Patrick, Spongebob
• "The first resson is- you must make loud, unnecessary sounds- when you hit things!" Ryan Higa, How to be Ninja
• "Come back when you're ready to put up a fight!"
• "I HAVE FURY!!!" Fawful, You know what

Other Wikis

• Currently I am part of the Game Ideas Wiki (http://gameideas.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Ideas_Wiki). I extremely recommend you got to this site if you have gaming ideas you want to make public. No, really, click on the damn link. There is, like, one other active user on that site.

Finding the Wiki

Dry Bowser: "Look at this crap! Everyone is having fun writing all sorts of poop about Mario and stuff and praising him! It disgusts me!"

Beecanoe: "You're very right, boss."

Dry Bowser: "Yeah, I know I'm right." (walks out of the room away from the computer)

Beecanoe: (looks around checking if anyone is watching, goes to the computer and creates an account)

Dry Bowser: (reenters the room and sees him) "WTF are you doing going on this crap?!"

Beecanoe: "But boss! There's a page for you!"

Dry Bowser: (Sits in the computer chair, looks over the page) "This is pathetic! It's small!"

Beecanoe: "That's because you haven't been in enough games!"

Dry Bowser: "................whatever................have fun."

Beecanoe's Userbox Tower
vg-5 This user is a professional gamer.
File:Controller example.png This user is addicted to video games.
This user listens to video game music.
File:Jrslugguh.PNG This user likes to draw.
This user thinks Bowser should take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh yeah and kill Daisy too
MK This user's favorite Mario Kart track is Airship Fortress.
Pokémon Platinum! This user owns a copy of Pokémon Platinum.
File:Obesity Strikes.png This user wants to stop the obesity crisis.
File:Paper Mario Badge 0x0101 Effect.gif This user gets mad when Baby Peach passes him in Mario Kart Wii
This user is on Bowser's side.
This user thinks Mario should be like Michael Jackson now that he's dead.
This user really should have had a V8.
File:Mg5.png This user thinks why is Malletoid's weakpoint two blue breasts?.
File:MegastrikeBowserjr.png This user is against the resistance. Of course, he's kidding. He's not part of it though...yet.
What Nintendo should make This user thinks that Nintendo should make the game Nintendo Kart.
This user hopes this userbox is enough until he can make more. Superman away!!!!
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game character Baby Daisy.
fan-1 This user is a fan of the video game character Bowser.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Dry Bowser.
SSB This user thinks the best Super Smash Bros. character is Metaknight.
File:Rambi.jpg This user's favorite Animal Buddy is Winky the Frog.
This user likes watching Luigi dance.
File:Goombella2.jpg Goombella is this user's favorite Female Mario character
File:Starchildren1.PNG The best babies in this pic are the ones the farthest to the right in both rows. Screw the left ones! .
This user regularly makes the character, Peach (with a Daisy costume), lose in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
fan-0 This user dislikes the console PC.
fan-1 This user enjoys the console Nintendo 64.
fan-2 This user loves the console Nintendo DS.
fan-3 This user's favorite console is the Nintendo Wii.
File:Brain small.png This user's Brain Age is Over 9000!!!!.
File:ML3Blooper-fountain.gif It is THIS USER who added the nuts to that Statue!
Omg that penguin is dead.
This user thinks that Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Osama bin Laden, and Mel Gibson should team up and take over the Mushroom Kingdom, Mobius, and not so much the world.
FF This user dislikes the Final Fantasy series.
File:Nintendo Logo.jpg This user supports Nintendo.
This user's favorite SSB stage is Poke Floats (SSBM).
MP This user's favorite Mario Party board is Shy Guy's Perplex Express(MP8).
File:Sonic Icon.png This user plays the Sonic series. He's probably the only person on this wiki that likes Mario & Sonic alike. WHY WHYYYYY!!!1!!!
This user thinks Mario should RAP! He should be called Eminel (Get it M&L Mario & Luigi)
File:Dry Paratroopa.jpg This user is friends with Dry Paratroopa.
File:29. Dry Bones Card.JPG This user is a Dry Bones. No, really, he is.
This user wonders, why wasn't Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
This user wants to be a star on Super Mario Wiki.
File:Ludwig NSMBWii.png This user's favorite koopling is Ludwig von Koopa.
File:Rvl mariobrosw 01char e3.jpg This user is friends with MATEOELBACAN.
File:Shadow queen.PNG This user has never had a girlfriend.
This user likes to crush things like Baby Daisy.
This user's favorite song is "Knight of the Wind" by "Crush 40".
This user likes Daisy's old look, personality, and voice. Heck, Daisy sucks now!
This user is happy that Daisy was able to act more normal than usual for this picture.
File:I'll do my best.gif This user hates Wario's guts which basically means he hates Wario altogether.
File:ToadikoYakumanDS.gif This user thinks Toadette dances like an Indian.
File:ShiggyYakuman.gif This user thinks Shy Guy is NOT dancing like a Indian.
This user thinks Baby Luigi's dance isn't gay at all.
This user thinks Bullet Bill should be playable.
File:MarioSuperSluggersPianta.PNG This user thinks Master Chief should go on a Pianta massacre.
File:MarioOwnsLuluman.gif This user thinks that too many people like Luigi over Mario.
File:SMarioSMS.jpg This user thinks Shadow Mario is better than Mario.
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game character Baby Daisy.
fan-1 This user is a fan of the video game character Master Chief.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Shadow.
fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Dry Bowser.
This user owns a Nintendo DS Lite.
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game Call of Duty.
fan-1 This user enjoys the videogame Pokemon Platinum.
fan-2 This user loves the videogame Mario Strikers Charged.
fan-3 This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the best videogame ever made.
fan-0 This user dislikes the Final Fantasy videogame series.
fan-1 This user enjoys the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame series.
fan-2 This user loves the Pokemon videogame series.
fan-3 This user thinks that Mario is the best videogame series ever established.
This user is friends with Fawfulfury65!
This User is friends with Mr bones
This user is friends with GalacticPetey.
This user likes playing as Mario more than Luigi in Super Mario Galaxy.
This user is can fly(In a plane).
This user says "Do a Barrel Roll"!
File:Shadow queen.PNG This user has never had a girlfriend.
File:Aurasphere.png THIS USER THROWS HADOUKENS!!!!
Add any image here This user thinks that this image is used way to much (Yes, I know there's nothing there)
This user thinks Steve is like god. He made the Wiki!
This user has over 9000 power stars in Super Mario Galaxy.
This user plays with Legos.
File:Thwomp2.PNG This user prefers the new look of Thwomps.
File:YS BlackShyGuy.JPG This user's favorite type of Shy Guy is the Black Shy Guy.
This user is Chuck Norris approved.
File:Anti Guy2.gif This user is dark and twisty.
Pokémon White! This user plans on getting Pokémon White.
This user wants to scream "Duh-luhdiluh!" (which is "GO KOOPAS!" in Koopa-ese).
File:Goombaaaahhh.PNG This user wants to scream "Goom-duh-lah!" (which is "GO GOOMBAS!" in Goomba-ese).