List of Donkey Kong Country quotes

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This is a list of quotes from Donkey Kong Country. The quotes are listed alphabetically, by character.

Candy Kong

• "Hi, I'm Candy Kong, and this is my save point!"
• "Yoo-hoo, Honey Kong! Got anything worth saving?"

Cranky Kong

• "You only just left!"
• "Well, that was fast! You didn't even leave me enough time to come up with any other stupid comments!"
• "I don't know WHY I'm telling you this... You didn't even listen last time!"
• "All graphics, and no gameplay, they say!"
• "Back in my day, we used to have REAL gameplay... We didn't have any of this fancy 3D stuff!"
• "Even the bananas have more color than I did! All this color's too much for my poor old eyes!"
• "Yep! Don't make game players like they used to!"
• "Who told you I was here? Was it that obnoxious Funky Kong?"
• "I did this using one life! And I took less than an hour!"

Funky Kong

• "Whoa, dudes! My name's Funky Kong!"
• "My bodacious jumbo barrel will take you anywhere on the island! Unfortunately, it could only take you to places you've already been to, which is a complete and total bummer, lemme tell you!"
• "Hey, go see old man Cranky! He could help ya out!"