List of Super Paper Mario quotes

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The following is a list of quotes from Super Paper Mario; they are listed alphabetically by character.

Luigi/Mr. L

• "That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!" - Luigi
• "I'm my bro's bro." - Luigi
• "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!" - Mr. L
• "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!" - Mr. L
• "I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer." - Mr. L
• "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?" - Luigi
• "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!" - Luigi
• "Looks like your pure heart thing got broken. I guess pure hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks." - Mr. L

Bowser

• "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!
• "Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
• "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!
• "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!
• "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
• "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
• "What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?".
• "NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
• "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
• "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserserize it!"'
• "Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
• "I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
• "You believed in your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
• "If any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week. I'll Bowserize it!"
• "Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever. Stomping fools is my business! Point me out to a fool, and I'll stomp 'em! I don't even need a reason!"

Tippi

• "Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"
• Why would you do this?! How COULD you do this?!"
• If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me, Blumiere!"

Count Bleck

• "Bleh HEH HEH HEH BLECK!"
• Bleh heh heh heh heh... This pleases Count Bleck!"

==Dimentio

• I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, I am...Dimentio!"
• Ciao!"
• And so you've come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"
• Ah ha ha ha. And so we meet again, like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"
• So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. And for that, your game ends. I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"