User:Phailure

CAUTION! THIS IS SPARTA!

“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!”

—Fracktail, Super Paper Mario

Phailure's Userbox Tower
This user is a Super Mario Wiki contributor. This is the only userbox.
File:Controller example.png This user is addicted to video games.
This user listens to video game music.
File:Wii small.jpg This user prefers Nintendo's Wii over the other consoles.
fan-0 This user dislikes the Legend of Zelda videogame series.
fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Bowser Jr..
This user lieks Mudkipz.
Halo This user hates the Halo series.
File:Mario Head Small.PNG This user plays the Super Mario series.
MK This user's favorite Mario Kart track is Maple Treeway.
File:Box open.png This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
File:185px-Zerowing.jpg All your base are belong to this user!
This user loves the "Fake News" section of The 'Shroom.
This user loves CHEESE!.
This user thinks Yoshis are cute.
This user dislikes Mario cartoons.
This user thinks that PENGUINS RULE!!!!!
This user used Special:Random, got the Train Bandit page, and made a userbox out of the image.
File:Wiggler Trophy.jpg This user thinks that Wigglers pwn.
fan-2 This user loves the Mario Kart videogame series.
SSB This user thinks the best Super Smash Bros. character is Luigi.
This users favorite SSB stage is WarioWare, Inc.
This user is a Super Smash Brother!
It's a plus 70 % of all people are not good at mathematics. If you are part of the other 40 %, place this on your user page.

Hello, my name is Phailure.

Mario Kart Wii Friend Code: 1547-5771-0860 Online Name: Chris

My namesake.

This is where my username come from.

Gallery of Phailures

More to come!

Fake Boxart!

[[1]] FTL! (Thanks to The Missing Link!)

[[2]] [[3]] Luigi's Mansion Sequel!

[[4]] [[5]] MAKE IT!

[[6]] Smash Bros. DS!

The Infinitum Black Hole of Crud

Click here for pie!<showhide>__HIDER__<hide> </hide></showhide>

HOLY WAFFLES! THAT HEDGEHOG IS FAST!

That's all, Folks!

Well, that's the end of my userpage! But, remember, more stuff will be added over time, so visit often! Goodbye!