User:EonLatias

Intro

There are a lot of things in the Mario world that can be awesome, great, good, ok, could be better, bad, horrible, annoying, wierd, and frustrating (Like Chuck Norris hanging you on a coat rack by your underwear and roundhouse kicking you until the next year. But, thankfully, I've never had a frustrating experience in a video game).

Links

I have some links for you poeple. Here are the links for who is online: <whosonline></whosonline> Now if you want to go to my talk page, click here.

Arghh!

I'm really ticked off now because I'm bored with my Mario games. I mean, why can't they make something cool like Paper Luigi: The Thousand-Year Door? It would also be cool if Mario gets (Stupidly) trapped on a roof that you can jump off of like in Super Mario Galaxy. I'm going to get Super Smash Bros. Brawl soon!

Funny!

Here are funny moments that I like: In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, when you open a "cursed" box, the music is always cool (Also when the thing inside the box goes: FOOOOOOLS! That's funny). In Super Paper Mario when, in Merlee's Mansion in chapter 2-3, Mimi's staff call you a gerbil and a flea.

Yay

I've made some friends on here from the chat room like the quizzing king Pink Boozooka! Speaking of quizzing, go to my talk page and post trivias for me! Leave your account name so I can reply. I got Super Smash Bros. Brawl and it's sweet! I just need Jigglypuff and Wolf and then I have all the characters. Im awesome with Meta Knight. I'm good with Lucario and ok with Sonic. Those are the top 3!

Poll Call!

Here's a Poll for you people! To post the answers, click here and go to "Poll Call!"

Q: Is The Paper Mario series your favorite Mario series?

A. Yeah Baby!!!!

B. Yeah

C. Nah

D. OMG! NO!!!!

Please Put A, B, C, or D! And also, skip a line after every vote and say who the vote is from. I will total the votes to a percentage and post it on "Poll Call!" on my talk page! Thanks for participating!

Paper Luigi

And the Omnivorous Monster (Note: Paper Luigi And the Omnivvorous Monster takes place BEFORE Paper Mario: The Thosand-Year Door)

Prologue: Mail Call

Mario & Luigi were sitting in their house as usual, when Parakarry delivered the mail. Luigi hurried to the mail box, hoping for at least one letter for himself. He got the mail and saw that one is for Mario, and one is for… him! Holding his excitement in, he called out to his brother,

“You got a letter!”

So Luigi walked back inside and read the letter to him;

Dear Mario, I am in a bit of trouble here! My toilet is backed up and everyone says that you once were a plumber. So can you please hurry? I REALLY GOTTA PEE!!! -Peach

Mario then spun around in a bright light and was then wearing his plumber suit. Mario dashed off, leaving Luigi to cough in the dust he left behind. Luigi looked down at his letter with excitement.

“Oh, man! I can’t wait to see what adventure-filled adventure I get to go on!”

Luigi sat down at a desk and read;

Dear Luigi, Your monthly billing is at a maximum. You did not pay your bills last month, and, instead, walked up to our office and threw it at our secretary’s face. We are disgusted at your actions and decided to make you pay twice as much as normal. And don’t even think about coming to our office! We have ALG’s here, or Anti-Luigi Guards. So, pay up! If you don’t, then we will come to repossess your house.

“But it’s my bro’s house!”

We really don’t care. -Chairman of Toad Town Billing Office

Luigi looked down sadly. He then heard noise outside.

“Yes, yes. I’m sure this is the house of the famed Luigi.”

”And you’re sure he can help me?”

“Yes, I’m sure! Pennington’s detective instincts never lie!”

“Ok, I’ll ask him.”

Luigi heard the doorbell ring, and got excited from what he heard. He opened the door to see a Bob-omb at the doorstep, and beside him, Pennington the Bumpty. This was no ordinary Bob-omb; it was a cherry-colored and cherry-looking Bob-omb. No, if it didn’t have eyes and legs, it WOULD be a cherry.

“Hi. I’m Jerry. I live in a place called Plumpbelly Village, where long ago, we were threatened by a two-headed snake named Hizza. But now he is dormant, and still will be for awhile, until the thousandth year. Anyway, can you help me?

Luigi knew his answer, but wanted to look cool, so he acted as if he were thinking about it. After wondering how Jerry said that stuff in different colors, he calmly said;

“Yes.”

Then he overdid it;

“After all, I am the famed Luigi!”

Then Jerry said;

“Thank you so much!”

Jerry then joins Luigi’s team and Pennington leaves. Luigi, bursting with excitement, asked;

“When do we leave? And what are we doing?”

Then Jerry just calmly answered;

“All in do time.”

They then entered the tube outside the house.

Chapter 1: Fixing the Problem

Luigi and Jerry end up coming out of a tube that looked like a penne pasta shell.

“Here we are in Plumpbelly Village!” Jerry introduced.

Luigi looked at it with awe; gingerbread houses and broccoli trees. It was food heaven! Luigi ran up to a tree and plucked a gumdrop. He ate it with relish and ran around the village. It wasn’t big but it was amazing, the village. Then Jerry interrupted Luigi’s dream and said;

“My problem…?”

Luigi looked up and said;

“Oh! What is it?”

Jerry motioned for Luigi to enter one of the houses. Luigi looked around in amazement at the house. Jerry went into the bathroom. Luigi backed away and said;

“Yeah, uh, I’ll let you do your thing first.”

Jerry called out;

No, come in here! It’s my problem.”

Luigi’s face turned green and his cheeks puffed up;

“Uh, I can’t really help you with that. I’ll wait outside.”

Jerry called out again;

“I’m not going to the bathroom! Come here!”

“Luigi’s face turned normal;

“Well, you could have said so first!”

Luigi walked into the bathroom to find Jerry looking at his toilet with the lid open. Luigi’s face turned green again and said;

“What is that smell?!”

Jerry looked at him and said;

“My toilet is backed up, and I heard you were a plumber! So fix it please.”

Luigi turned pale and whispered;

“Just like Mario…”

And with that, he set to work.

Chapter 2: Night Hunger

Luigi and Jerry had lunch at the Plumpery and talked a little;

“So, Luigi, how does it feel to be left out on adventure?”

“Do you have to ask? Well, it feels horrible! No action! No saving Peach! Not for me no!

“I’m sorry I asked…”

Later on, Jerry took Luigi on a tour of Plumpbelly Village. They passed the Plumpy Hall, the Great Drink Lake, and the Pop-Rockies in the distance. By the time the tour was finished, it was night. Jerry and Luigi were sitting on a bench by the Fondue Fountain. Luigi was starting to feel welcome at Plumpbelly Village and said;

“Stop with all those colors! Well, thank you for asking me to fix your toilet. It’s the most exiting thing I’ve done. It ties with fixing old Toadsworth’s toilet. Have you seen what he does?! It’s outrageous!”

Jerry and Luigi laughed and heard a growl. Jerry asked;

“Luigi, are you STILL hungry?”

Luigi said;

“That wasn’t me!”

Jerry stopped laughing and said;

“Well it wasn’t me!”

“But it was me!”

Luigi and Jerry turned around to find a giant dragon-thing staring at them.

“And it was my stomach! You Bob-ombs look like tasty cherries! I’ll have a little snack!”

Jerry hid behind Luigi and Shouted;

“Luigi, D-do something!”

Luigi felt strong and had to do something, so he used his green fireball move and knocked out the beast. Jerry rejoiced and decided to live with Luigi and Mario. Later he left to visit his family for a year. Luigi had gone on a mission for the Marvelous Compass while Jerry was still in Plumpbelly Village when Luigi came and told him a Marvelous Compass piece was in Plumpbelly Village. Jerry told Luigi it was the thousandth year and Hizza was awake. Luigi got to work.

The End

Users

You may have heard me talking about Pink Boozooka. I have other friends too! You can learn about them here:

GreenKoopa

Pink Boozooka

_1337Yoshi

Glitchman

Negative Squad

Crypt

Master Crash